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BloodMoon7
02/14/24 4:28:52 PM
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But you don't get no bitches so I guess you'll be spending it alone again this year lmao

Sign in this topic if you're single. Sex havers gtfo

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KogaSteelfang
02/14/24 4:30:01 PM
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*signs in permanent ink*
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BloodMoon7
02/14/24 4:32:19 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
*signs in permanent ink*
*Slaps your ass* Eyy!

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Torgo
02/14/24 4:37:31 PM
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What is Love?

Baby don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
No More.

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WingsOfGood
02/14/24 4:38:58 PM
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what is your issue with sex havers?
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DuuuDe14
02/14/24 4:40:31 PM
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We regeneradors sign

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BloodMoon7
02/14/24 6:01:13 PM
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WingsOfGood posted...
what is your issue with sex havers?
They are impure and evil.

My YouTube feed is full of VTubers doing Valentine's Day streams. I'd watch but it'd just remind me of how alone I am.

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Smackems
02/14/24 6:05:36 PM
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I am sexless on this day

But did a sex this past Saturday

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Turbam
02/14/24 6:07:06 PM
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I have to do a close open, so I won't have any time with my wife.
But we both hate Valentine's, so I guess it's ok :V

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Jiek_Fafn
02/14/24 6:16:21 PM
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Time to go out to the bar looking for the saddest and loneliest women the midwest has to offer. In other words: my soul mate.

I'm gonna hype myself up by listening to The Monster Mash on repeat in my car before going inside. Then later tonight, God willing, I'll be playing it again as I bag myself the most uncommon of cryptid--a woman that will actually touch my penis. She's definitely gonna want to have sex with the lights out. She's definitely gonna keep her shirt on the entire time and she's definitely gonna feel bad about herself afterwards. But guess what? Those insecurities are my only chance to get inside what I hope is a hole and not just a very moist body fold.

I can do it if I believe and so can all of you!

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BloodMoon7
02/14/24 6:25:19 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Time to go out to the bar looking for the saddest and loneliest women the midwest has to offer. In other words: my soul mate.

I'm gonna hype myself up by listening to The Monster Mash on repeat in my car before going inside. Then later tonight, God willing, I'll be playing it again as I bag myself the most uncommon of cryptid--a woman that will actually touch my penis. She's definitely gonna want to have sex with the lights out. She's definitely gonna keep her shirt on the entire time and she's definitely gonna feel bad about herself afterwards. But guess what? Those insecurities are my only chance to get inside what I hope is a hole and not just a very moist body fold.

I can do it if I believe and so can all of you!
I don't live in the Midwest

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darkmaian23
02/14/24 6:43:21 PM
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Torgo posted...
What is Love?

Baby don't hurt me.
Don't hurt me.
No More.


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