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ToasterStrudeI
02/07/24 2:48:55 PM
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The McRib, that festering wound on the face of barbecue, is an absolute disgrace. Let's tear into this culinary abomination, shall we? The so-called "meat" is a pathetic excuse for protein, resembling nothing more than a soggy piece of cardboard flavorless, soulless, utterly devoid of any redeeming qualities. And the sauce? It's like a vile concoction brewed in the depths of a sewer, tasting more like liquid dish soap than anything fit for human consumption. As for the buns, they're as flimsy and unappealing as Donald Trump's lacking substance, lacking integrity, and certainly lacking any semblance of taste or firmness.

But what truly infuriates me is the sheer audacity of McDonald's to peddle this garbage to unsuspecting customers. They market it as some sort of culinary marvel, when in reality, it's nothing but a greasy, disappointing mess. They exploit people's hunger and desperation, preying upon their taste buds with false promises of flavor and satisfaction.

Well, I refuse to stand idly by and watch as people are duped into eating this sorry excuse for food. The McRib represents everything that is wrong with our modern food industry a culture of mediocrity, of cutting corners, of prioritizing profits over quality. It's time to rise up against this tyranny, to demand better. Let's reclaim our palates from the clutches of corporate fast food and rediscover the true joy of eating real, nourishing food.

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Jupiter
02/07/24 2:54:34 PM
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My mom used to buy them for me when I was in high school. I used to love them. >_> Haven't had one in years. I need to get one just for nostalgia sake before they leave the menu again unless I'm already too late. I can count on 1 hand how many times I eat McDonald's in a year though.

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Zikten
02/07/24 2:58:56 PM
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Last time I had one, it sucked. I'm probably never eating one again
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Zikten
02/07/24 2:59:47 PM
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Fuck I hit the wrong vote. One of those no's should be a yes
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Tyranthraxus
02/07/24 2:59:59 PM
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They only sell it once a year so you can forget how bad it is.

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VampireCoyote
02/07/24 3:00:07 PM
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bring back the big n tasty

it was big and tasty

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Accolon
02/07/24 3:02:28 PM
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VampireCoyote posted...
bring back the big n tasty

it was big and tasty

Big n nasty

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R1masher
02/07/24 3:03:40 PM
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Pretty sure the filet o fish won the vote for worst

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BuzzKilljoy
02/07/24 3:06:02 PM
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I loved the McRib...when I was 7

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Zikten
02/07/24 3:09:43 PM
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BuzzKilljoy posted...
I loved the McRib...when I was 7
I can't tell if it honestly used to be better or if my tastebuds changed.
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ToasterStrudeI
02/07/24 3:16:09 PM
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Respect

The filet o fish is awesome.

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Gobstoppers12
02/07/24 3:18:07 PM
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That is probably the truth. I had one recently and I was extremely unimpressed. Too much sauce, soggy bun, meat tasted like the average dollar store frozen rib sandwich...

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Starks
02/07/24 3:20:28 PM
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It's just a mess tbh. Even half of the sauce would be an improvement.

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Hayame_Zero
02/07/24 3:20:53 PM
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Cephalopods
02/07/24 3:20:54 PM
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Never tried it but also have 0 interest in ever trying it.
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PissedOffMonk
02/07/24 3:21:18 PM
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A lot to of people dont remember the arch deluxe. Theres a reason they never brought it back.
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DarkDoc
02/07/24 3:31:49 PM
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I voted yes, but then remembered fillet of fish. I'd probably eat a rib again.
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Starks
02/07/24 3:42:13 PM
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PissedOffMonk posted...
A lot to of people dont remember the arch deluxe. Theres a reason they never brought it back.
They honestly should. It's time and people will forgive them. When I look through what the sandwich was actually supposed to be, it's really no different from most other offerings today. If anything, it was ahead of its time. Just garbage marketing telling kids that they wouldn't like it.

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Naysaspace
02/07/24 3:42:47 PM
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never had one, but i vote no. that half-cheese mcfish looks so chinsey

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Finis-XII
02/07/24 3:49:47 PM
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PissedOffMonk posted...
A lot to of people dont remember the arch deluxe. Theres a reason they never brought it back.
I've read about the arch deluxe and I don't get it. What was so bad about it? It's seems like a regular old bacon burger that McDonald's wanted to pretend was somehow high-class and "adult".

The marketing seemed cliche and kinda laughable, but the burger itself seems just okay and fine.

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Jupiter
02/07/24 3:58:11 PM
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I used to fucking love the snack wraps. Although it was pretty hit or miss with quality. Either they were really good, or trash.

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CosmicShadows
02/07/24 4:01:22 PM
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Most of McDonald's burgers suck.

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CosmicShadows
02/07/24 4:05:35 PM
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Oh but I do like their nuggets..

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R1masher
02/07/24 4:23:07 PM
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elizajanegirl
02/07/24 4:29:03 PM
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ToasterStrudeI posted...
The filet o fish is awesome.


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C-zom
02/07/24 4:29:25 PM
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Big Mac. It's all bread.

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GuerrillaSoldier
02/07/24 4:31:49 PM
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my least favorite is the quater pounder with cheese. it's like eating a burger made entirely of salt. just salt everywhere. even more salt with fries. so much salt.


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LoveLikeJazz
02/07/24 4:33:53 PM
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Cephalopods posted...
Never tried it but also have 0 interest in ever trying it.
This, although I think I've had something similar in a frozen microwavable dinner tray. It wasn't bad but I'm also not picky lol I'd rather a mcrib over filet o fish.

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PissedOffMonk
02/07/24 4:37:58 PM
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Finis-XII posted...
I've read about the arch deluxe and I don't get it. What was so bad about it? It's seems like a regular old bacon burger that McDonald's wanted to pretend was somehow high-class and "adult".

The marketing seemed cliche and kinda laughable, but the burger itself seems just okay and fine.

The ingredients look good on paper, but sauces and the bun were just terrible from what I remember.
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Tyranthraxus
02/07/24 4:41:36 PM
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PissedOffMonk posted...
The ingredients look good on paper, but sauces and the bun were just terrible from what I remember.

It was not terrible it just wasn't really different from a quarter pounder. It occupied a useless space just to fill a marketing void because playhouse was the center stage at the time and everyone thought it was a place just to take you kids like Chuck-e-cheese

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ToasterStrudeI
02/07/24 4:51:03 PM
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LoveLikeJazz posted...
This, although I think I've had something similar in a frozen microwavable dinner tray. It wasn't bad but I'm also not picky lol I'd rather a mcrib over filet o fish.
Yes. The meat tastes like those hungry man dinner meats but worse somehow.

Like it's on the verge of being a paste, but still somehow has the structural integrity to be solid piece without actually having a pleasant texture.

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Deutschenlied
02/07/24 5:01:23 PM
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The McRib is like a worse Banquet meal piece of meat. It's fucking disgusting

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LeCh0nk
02/07/24 6:21:09 PM
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R1masher posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e5ed0ad6.jpg
I wanna know who the moron was who decided half a slice of "cheese" on the fillet'o'fish was a good idea.

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Venixon
02/07/24 11:52:06 PM
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Agreed, it's bland and tastes like an even cheaper microwave meal. The sauce is gross too

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Ivany2008
02/07/24 11:54:22 PM
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The only good part about the McRib coming back is that I can custom order a Hero Sandwich if I wanted to. I miss when that was on the menu.
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Venixon
02/07/24 11:58:26 PM
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R1masher posted...
Pretty sure the filet o fish won the vote for worst
I liked the filet o fish personally.

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Venixon
02/07/24 11:59:17 PM
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PissedOffMonk posted...
A lot to of people dont remember the arch deluxe. Theres a reason they never brought it back.
I don't remember it.

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Null_Gain
02/08/24 2:09:46 AM
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The uncooked white onions does this mid sandwich no favors

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ForsakenHermit
02/08/24 2:13:00 AM
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Their burgers are worse.

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Enclave
02/08/24 2:17:16 AM
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I just had it for the first time today, I'm not sure if I'd say it's their worst sandwich but it's pretty bad.

I remember this coffee shop I used to go to like 20 years ago, it had a sandwich that was almost exactly like the McRib, when I took a bite of the McRib I was expecting the same texture and taste of that old sandwich, instead it was super bland, the pickles had no snap and it was a weird mushy texture but at the same time tougher than I expected.

That sandwich which was also highly processed pork product that I had 20 years ago was far superior, it had flavour, it had some texture, the pickles weren't garbage.

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GGuirao13
02/08/24 2:19:21 AM
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I had one, and it was pretty bad. I don't know why the company makes a show of constantly bringing it back.

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Omega
02/08/24 2:20:10 AM
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I've never had one, but I also haven't been to a McDonald's since the early 1990s.

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Amakusa
02/08/24 2:35:15 AM
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C-zom posted...
Big Mac. It's all bread.
Big Mac is just a really crappy Big Boy (the signature burger from Bob's Big Boy, which is mostly gone now)

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XxKrebsxX
02/08/24 2:38:48 AM
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Zikten posted...
I can't tell if it honestly used to be better or if my tastebuds changed.

A lot, and i mean a lot, of foods have changed over the years because theyre made differently. The same cereals I loved as a kid taste like shit nowadays.
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