Current Events > Scenario: Some angry incel pushes you and puts his dukes up to fight you.

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Incredible
02/05/24 11:15:13 PM
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He's 5'2'' btw wat do

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Hospy
02/05/24 11:17:43 PM
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Shrug and walk away
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Glob
02/05/24 11:18:55 PM
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Laugh at him.
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Agent_Stroud
02/05/24 11:24:04 PM
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Well, seeing as Im effectively a giant to him in this scenario and my parents raised me better than to bully those weaker than me, Id likely shrug off his hostile advances and try to be the better person unless he attempts to get physical, then all bets are off once the red haze descends over my vision.

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Kai_Laguna
02/05/24 11:24:52 PM
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It's dwarf tossin' time!
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Dakimakura
02/05/24 11:29:12 PM
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Take it out

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Agent_Stroud
02/05/24 11:30:23 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Take it out

I assume you meant talk it out, otherwise youre going stone cold killer over a manlet with a bad attitude.

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BloodMoon7
02/05/24 11:38:30 PM
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I'm a 5'4 incel, he stands no chance against my dark incel powers. I mess him up so bad that he stops being an incel and he marries the perfect woman, that's how bad I beat his ass.

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R1masher
02/05/24 11:47:33 PM
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He completed the fuck around portion?
*takes off shirt*
now its time for the finding out

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mybbqrules
02/05/24 11:50:01 PM
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5"2? So I'm over a foot taller.

I guess first I'd ask him if he wanted me to fetch a step stool so he has a chance to reach my face.

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SomeLikeItHoth
02/05/24 11:50:25 PM
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Ask him if he wants to come over and play Smash Melee.

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Ulfar
02/05/24 11:51:43 PM
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Laff
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shironinja
02/05/24 11:56:01 PM
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Hospy posted...
Shrug and walk away

not worth an assault charge.

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Paragon21XX
02/05/24 11:56:57 PM
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https://imgur.com/a/oCvs73Y

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Glob
02/05/24 11:59:43 PM
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shironinja posted...
not worth an assault charge.

Thats what police bribes are for.
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evilpresident
02/06/24 12:02:23 AM
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Grab some disinfectant and gloves.

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W_S_C_M
02/06/24 1:46:12 AM
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Kill him

with kidness

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nocturnal_traveler
02/06/24 1:51:30 AM
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Him: 5'2"
Me: 6'1"

You're not even worth my time, wee man.

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Guide
02/06/24 1:53:57 AM
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Prepare to restrain myself from shit talking too hard, or I might inadvertently cause him to punch his own ticket.

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Baha05
02/06/24 1:56:07 AM
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Is this in reference to that short guy in the donut shop or whatever it was?

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Alles-Losen
02/06/24 1:57:15 AM
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Baha05 posted...
Is this in reference to that short guy in the donut shop or whatever it was?

The Hagerstown Hero?

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Baha05
02/06/24 2:04:02 AM
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Alles-Losen posted...
The Hagerstown Hero?
Maybe? Idk that one where that short guy got all pissed if then man handle to the floor.

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