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Lanzol
02/05/24 2:04:40 PM
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uhhh asking for a friend

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TroutPaste
02/05/24 2:05:00 PM
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Wear a condom , break up, idk... Do mean distantly or closely related

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Lanzol
02/05/24 2:05:26 PM
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TroutPaste posted...
Wear a condom

way too late for that

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Cheater87
02/05/24 2:07:22 PM
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How closely related?

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Cemith
02/05/24 2:07:49 PM
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Your friend is doing incest. Probably best to break it off.

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Lanzol
02/05/24 2:08:44 PM
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Cheater87 posted...
How closely related?

'1st-2nd cousin 19% shared DNA'
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Were_Wyrm
02/05/24 2:08:51 PM
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Everyone's related.

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Purple_Cheetah
02/05/24 2:10:43 PM
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Is it bad that I immediately had the opening song from "My Cousin Vinny" start playing in my head?

Way down South, almost at the border~
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Cemith
02/05/24 2:12:45 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
Everyone's related.

"We are all God's children"

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CADE_FOSTER
02/05/24 2:16:01 PM
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Lanzol posted...
'1st-2nd cousin 19% shared DNA'
good enough for Rudy Guiliani
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Lanzol
02/05/24 2:16:23 PM
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Purple_Cheetah posted...
Is it bad that I immediately had the opening song from "My Cousin Vinny" start playing in my head?

Way down South, almost at the border~

were both from south of the border

My fil didn't know his dad and my grandpa also didn't know his dad, coincidentally they're from the same pueblo

how tf would we have known
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Freddie_Mercury
02/05/24 2:18:22 PM
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pretty sneaky sis

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NoxObscuras
02/05/24 2:22:01 PM
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Depends on how closely related. If it's like long lost sibling, then yeah I'd break up. But if it's like we have the same great great great great great grandpa or something really distant like that, then no biggie.

Thankfully, I doubt this would happen to my gf and I. We're completely different ethnicities and her grandparents were from Europe. My family has been in America for generations.

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Gobstoppers12
02/05/24 2:24:15 PM
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Kind of depends on the sexes involved, or whether or not you intend to have children.

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PoopPotato
02/05/24 2:24:53 PM
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Keep it a secret and have even hotter sex knowing it's so taboo

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HOON
02/05/24 2:25:05 PM
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Since we are a mixed race couple, Redo the test. There was obviously some residual dna left in her mouth when she did the swab.

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archizzy
02/05/24 2:28:11 PM
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Lanzol posted...
'1st-2nd cousin 19% shared DNA'

Too closely related for me. Honestly if it happened to me Id end it.


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NeonTentacles
02/05/24 2:28:18 PM
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Well shit lol

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Jupiter
02/05/24 2:29:10 PM
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Well...it'd have to be very distant since we're different races lol. Also, we already have a kid together. And both of us have already done Ancestry anyway.

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IMNOTRAGED
02/05/24 2:32:43 PM
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Lanzol posted...
'1st-2nd cousin 19% shared DNA'

These tests can give false results sometimes and y'all aren't closely related enough for it to be that big of a deal anyway

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Hejiru
02/05/24 2:34:27 PM
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Lanzol posted...
'1st-2nd cousin 19% shared DNA'

If you two are happy together, then just dont tell people. Cousin marriages are actually common in many cultures. Its only a problem if you feel like it is.

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--Zero-
02/05/24 2:39:50 PM
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I cant be the only one here that remembers TCs previous gimmick was they slept with their sister, right?

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Gobstoppers12
02/05/24 2:40:41 PM
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--Zero- posted...
I cant be the only one here that remembers TCs previous gimmick was they slept with their sister, right?
This topic is about TC's friend, though. Completely different thing.

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ClayGuida
02/05/24 2:41:12 PM
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Probably one last time, then break it off.

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HOON
02/05/24 2:41:16 PM
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Lanzol posted...
'1st-2nd cousin 19% shared DNA'
1) Move to Alabama (joking),
2) just agree not to procreate and continue dating.
3) end it.
This is actually a common problem nowadays because of sperm banks. Some donors are very prolific, in their local area. Which leads to lots of their offspring running around in the same city without knowing theyre related. Dont feel bad about it. Shit happens.

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NeonTentacles
02/05/24 2:41:50 PM
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--Zero- posted...
I cant be the only one here that remembers TCs previous gimmick was they slept with their sister, right?
I remember that. She had nice boobs

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spikethedevil
02/05/24 2:42:14 PM
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--Zero- posted...
I cant be the only one here that remembers TCs previous gimmick was they slept with their sister, right?

Didnt he say he got her pregnant?

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Hejiru
02/05/24 2:44:17 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
She had nice boobs

Glad we could get an experts opinion.

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ellis123
02/05/24 2:45:04 PM
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Hejiru posted...
Glad we could get an experts opinion.
Addict, not expert. An expert has standards.

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NeonTentacles
02/05/24 2:48:02 PM
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ellis123 posted...
Addict, not expert. An expert has standards.
Excuse me sir, but all boobs are beautiful!

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ellis123
02/05/24 2:48:49 PM
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NeonTentacles posted...
Excuse me sir, but all boobs are beautiful!
My point exactly.

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Lanzol
02/05/24 6:48:02 PM
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help
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ironman2009
02/05/24 6:48:58 PM
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Your Ben Shapiro ass is in too deep now. Just nut in her butt and be done with it.

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The_Korey
02/05/24 7:04:31 PM
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Move to Alabama.

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Waxitron_Gazer
02/05/24 7:06:43 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Move to Alabama.
Where that kinda thing is tolerated.... Nooo nooo nooooooo...

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MTRodaba2468
02/05/24 7:10:54 PM
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--Zero- posted...
I cant be the only one here that remembers TCs previous gimmick was they slept with their sister, right?
No, I've got them tagged as such...

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
02/05/24 7:14:34 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Move to Alabama.

Waxitron_Gazer posted...
Where that kinda thing is tolerated

If the sex is good enough and you have a deep connection this is your best option.

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LSGW_Zephyra
02/05/24 7:14:48 PM
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Waxitron_Gazer posted...
Where that kinda thing is tolerated.... Nooo nooo nooooooo...

Pizza, party at your house...

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Link_of_time
02/05/24 8:47:32 PM
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BloodMoon7
02/05/24 9:16:41 PM
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Kinda hot tbh

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