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pinky0926
11/14/23 5:46:47 AM
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Extending my weekly placeholder for this meeting. The idea was the first 30 mins of the call could be a technical surgery session where we can discuss any under the bonnet issues we need a steer on. Strategically this also brings more technical knowledge in-house enabling us to more dynamically support our growing and very demanding operation.

All this to mean "can we have a chat in case there are any bugs we happen to notice".

God I hate corporate speak so much

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ai123
11/14/23 5:51:08 AM
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Corporate mixed metaphors.

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Kurt_Russel
11/14/23 5:58:25 AM
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Its a crypto scam, obviously

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TwoDoorPC
11/14/23 6:07:31 AM
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dude sounds like he has cars on the brain

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Giacomo_Hawkins
11/14/23 6:26:52 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
under the bonnet

Is the company or organizer of this meeting British, or is this just an affectation to make them sound more refined (like the rest of the corporate speak)?

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pinky0926
11/14/23 6:30:22 AM
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Giacomo_Hawkins posted...
Is the company or organizer of this meeting British, or is this just an affectation to make them sound more refined (like the rest of the corporate speak)?

Both

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divot1338
11/14/23 6:38:53 AM
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Didnt even answer the most important qusstion.

Will there be food?

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NeonBoobs
11/14/23 6:42:11 AM
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Corporate speak is so fucking dumb

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