Current Events > Have Batman and Spider-Man simply tried calling the cops?

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CM_Ponch
11/10/23 11:11:13 AM
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Seems like it'd save them a lot of trouble

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Were_Wyrm
11/10/23 11:13:11 AM
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And let the cops beat up the poors? No way! - Batman

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neccis
11/10/23 11:13:40 AM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
And let the cops beat up the poors? No way! - Batman
lol

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Takuya_Lee
11/10/23 11:14:08 AM
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You do know Spiderman does more than fight criminals right?

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DrizztLink
11/10/23 11:15:01 AM
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*Spidey comes swinging down to see a giant fucking lizard tearing up Madison Square Garde*

"...fuck it that looks like a cop problem"

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RISEofCHRISTIAN
11/10/23 11:16:25 AM
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https://youtu.be/k58wihIiyR4?t=104s

At 1:44

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R1masher
11/10/23 11:17:27 AM
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What would Savage Dragon do, call himself?

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divot1338
11/10/23 11:17:42 AM
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https://youtu.be/NIgfiSzCy1o?si=bUkcnpn45-NrjWI4

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DrizztLink
11/10/23 11:19:50 AM
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Now that I think about it, I wonder what it would take for The Punisher to just call the cops.

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Zikten
11/10/23 11:20:15 AM
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In the comics, Spider-Man in his first ever real crime fighting incident, when he went after Uncle Ben's killer, he knew the cops wouldn't catch the guy. The killer was going to escape. He knew only he could get to the guy before that happened.
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ItsNotA2Mer
11/10/23 11:22:05 AM
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I thought they preferred a non-lethal approach?

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Zikten
11/10/23 11:24:21 AM
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ItsNotA2Mer posted...
I thought they preferred non-lethal approaches?
They do. Batman and Spider-Man don't like to kill. But they still have to handle criminals

Edit: oh. I just got what you meant
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RISEofCHRISTIAN
11/10/23 11:26:26 AM
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Little off topic but playing GTA IV, I would call 911 during a few missions to help with some of the shootouts lol.

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s0nicfan
11/10/23 11:26:34 AM
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I feel like both would generally take down the criminal, detain them, and then call the cops to report their location before moving on. SOMEONE is taking them down from where they're suspended and taking them to jail.

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LeoRavus
11/10/23 11:28:54 AM
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Cops don't have batmobile and web to get to the scene in seconds. If it's not a wealthy area it could take them an hour to get there

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Compsognathus
11/10/23 11:48:37 AM
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RISEofCHRISTIAN posted...
https://youtu.be/k58wihIiyR4?t=104s

At 1:44
Roxy is just straight up having an orgasm on a Kid's WB.

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SpawnShadow
11/10/23 12:02:14 PM
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Between the higher-ups (particularly then-Commissioner Gillian Loeb) being in bed with the mafia families and the rank-and-file cops and SWAT being brutal psychos, Batman: Year One shows pretty handily why Batman didn't exactly make a habit out of calling the cops. Then-Lieutenant Jim Gordon and Sarah Essen seem to be the only cops in all of Gotham to not be total bastards, and even then, Gordon ends up cheating on his wife with Essen during the comic.

Even years later, in Gotham Central, Commissioner Gordon has so far only really been able to clean up the Major Crimes Unit; the rest of the GCPD firmly remain bastards, to the point that the FBI listed it as the second-most-corrupt police department in the US (1st place goes to that of Hub City, original home of The Question; Hub City makes Gotham look like Metropolis in just about every possible way, by sheer comparison).
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ItsNotA2Mer
11/10/23 12:02:35 PM
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Compsognathus posted...
Roxy is just straight up having an orgasm on a Kid's WB.

She faked it.

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A_Good_Boy
11/10/23 12:07:06 PM
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Just simply calling the cops is a tactic that the Superior Spider-Man used so he'd have an actual work-life balance. He only showed up to stomp the shit out of the threats that the cops weren't capable of handling. Doing that allowed Otto time to focus on Peter's life, which eventually turned him into a billionaire. Peter's kind of an idiot for forcing himself to show up to each and every event at the expense of his own personal life, and the difference in outcomes between the two different methods is rather fucking drastic.

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Kitt
11/10/23 12:09:31 PM
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Were_Wyrm posted...
And let the cops beat up the poors? No way! - Batman
This

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TheSavageDragon
11/10/23 12:18:35 PM
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R1masher posted...
What would Savage Dragon do, call himself?

I just did.
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AlCalavicci
11/10/23 12:30:21 PM
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Has Iceman tried.. not being a mutant?

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CM_Ponch
11/10/23 10:41:09 PM
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AlCalavicci posted...
Has Iceman tried.. not being a mutant?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5dea153e.jpg

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