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Smackems
11/05/23 7:22:52 PM
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That's actually a crime

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Kurt_Russel
11/05/23 7:24:06 PM
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I can call it whatever I want. You cant stop me.

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DrizztLink
11/05/23 7:24:09 PM
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You insult my Lunchables like this again and the consequences will be unbearable.

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Carljank
11/05/23 7:24:17 PM
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ToucheTurtle
11/05/23 7:25:07 PM
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Sounds like the pizza I had at the Miami airport.

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DementedDurian
11/05/23 7:25:17 PM
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You need tomato sauce, not ketchup. Otherwise everything's on point.

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Ivynn
11/05/23 7:25:32 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
You insult my Lunchables like this again and the consequences will be unbearable.

Lunchables used a piece of cardboard, not bread.

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TimeForAction
11/05/23 7:25:47 PM
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Sounds like a lunchable
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ablegator
11/05/23 7:25:51 PM
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Like a schnook.

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DrizztLink
11/05/23 7:28:33 PM
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Ivynn posted...
Lunchables used a piece of cardboard, not bread.
Looks like unbearable consequences are back on the menu.

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11/05/23 7:29:47 PM
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11/05/23 8:37:22 PM
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The_Popo
11/05/23 8:46:53 PM
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Waxitron_Gazer
11/05/23 8:51:53 PM
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putting ketchup on anything should be a crime tbh

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KiwiTerraRizing
11/05/23 8:53:07 PM
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The only issue is the ketchup as its not pizza sauce.

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Bass
11/05/23 8:55:21 PM
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Waxitron_Gazer posted...
putting ketchup on anything should be a crime tbh
No.

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PsychicHippo
11/05/23 9:22:53 PM
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I agree it's gross, but won't say I never did it as a kid, lol.

Still, better than the foofy restaurant at my work that puts a sundried tomato on a Triscuit and calls it an "artisan pizza."

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bigtiggie23
11/05/23 9:26:10 PM
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As a kid I would flatten 4 pieces of bread, put a bit if tomato sauce on it, cover it in mozzarella and cheddar cheese, then throw it in the microwave. Boom, cheap pizza.

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Raikuro
11/05/23 9:29:41 PM
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Sounds part way towards a cheeseburger pizza, just needs a few more ingredients
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Smackems
11/05/23 9:30:40 PM
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Raikuro posted...
Sounds part way towards a cheeseburger pizza, just needs a few more ingredients
Like cheeseburger, or pizza

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Antiyonder
11/05/23 9:35:58 PM
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Same. I also would go for Heinz on spaghetti noodles.

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Enderknight17
11/05/23 9:36:56 PM
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We lived on something similar during the summer when I was a kid. Toast the bread, add pasta sauce and put a single slice of cheese on it and microwave long enough for the cheese to melt. Still eat them now on occasion.

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Smackems
11/05/23 9:41:27 PM
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Antiyonder posted...
Same. I also would go for Heinz on spaghetti noodles.
That's different.

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Pogo_Marimo
11/05/23 9:45:42 PM
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Brazilians actually put ketchup on their pizza.

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C_Pain
11/06/23 10:09:38 AM
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What if it's tomato sauce?

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