Current Events > In my career as a lumberjack, I cut down exactly 52,487 trees.

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Heartomaton
11/04/23 10:52:48 PM
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I know because I kept a log.

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FortuneCookie
11/04/23 10:53:40 PM
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Stupid ill-gained laugh.

You got it out of me, but really didn't earn it.
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Paragon21XX
11/04/23 10:54:17 PM
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Flauros
11/04/23 10:55:35 PM
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Ever see a really sexy tree that was submissive and breedable?

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furb
11/04/23 10:55:45 PM
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You're okay!

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SiO4
11/04/23 11:02:30 PM
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He sleeps all night and works all day

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LukaDoncic77
11/04/23 11:05:27 PM
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Heartomaton posted...
I know because I kept a log.

i saw what you did
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Fluttershy
11/04/23 11:09:44 PM
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that was good.

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Kurt_Russel
11/04/23 11:10:43 PM
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Ya got me

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Heartomaton
11/04/23 11:30:26 PM
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I can actually cut down a tree just by looking at it.

I know it's hard to believe, but I saw it with my own eyes.

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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/3/3de1ca93.jpg

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bigtiggie23
11/04/23 11:33:16 PM
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I heard you were the number 1 lumberjack in the Sahara Forest.

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Heartomaton
11/05/23 12:23:38 AM
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I know the punchline but I don't know how to work it into a clever response.

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nocturnal_traveler
11/05/23 12:25:44 AM
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Heh, nice.

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SiO4
11/05/23 4:10:07 AM
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Zangulus posted...


Did you hear about the blind man who picked up his hammer and saw?
I like that!

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