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Smackems
11/04/23 1:41:46 AM
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Nothing you i***ts the bibles dead it's locked in my basement

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AgentCoulson
11/04/23 1:57:14 AM
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Now in the Bible it says, "Thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed."

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HylianFox
11/04/23 1:58:28 AM
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"Thou shalt not horn in on thy husband's... racket."

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Dark_Arbron
11/04/23 2:09:19 AM
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AgentCoulson posted...
Now in the Bible it says, "Thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed."

Well, that just feels like weve been set up to fail.

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Flauros
11/04/23 2:12:34 AM
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"Ask of me, and I shall give thee the heathen for thine inheritance, and for thy possession, the ends of the earth. Thou shalt break them with a rod of iron. Thou shalt dash them in pieces, like a potters vessel. Be wise now therefore, ye kings. Be admonished, ye judges of the earth. Serve the Lord with fear, and rejoice with trembling. Kiss the son lest he be angry, and ye perish in the way, though his wrath be kindled but a little."

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Xenogears15
11/04/23 2:18:28 AM
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Smackems posted...
Nothing you i***ts the bibles dead it's locked in my basement

Something something AK something something I told you you should've kept that thing put away

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Devilanse333
11/04/23 2:32:12 AM
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Smackems posted...
Nothing you i***ts the bibles dead it's locked in my basement

Did thou sayeth the words?

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HylianFox
11/04/23 2:40:08 AM
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Whilst thou get the girl?

Or play like one?

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Foppe
11/04/23 3:35:38 AM
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Matthew 7:12

So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets.

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Dark_Arbron
11/04/23 3:37:09 AM
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Foppe posted...
Matthew 7:12

So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets.

In some cases you should talk it out first though. Erotic asphyxiation isnt something Id just spring on a person.

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nocturnal_traveler
11/04/23 3:39:17 AM
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It's funny how religious conservatives spread the notion of men repressing their feelings, when the Bible encourages the opposite by showing grown men weep.

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R1masher
11/04/23 3:39:48 AM
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If you lay with a squid, youll be smitten in the knees

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SomeGuyUO
11/04/23 3:40:46 AM
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know your role and shut your mouth!
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Dark_Arbron
11/04/23 3:40:47 AM
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nocturnal_traveler posted...
It's funny how religious conservatives spread the notion of men repressing their feelings, when the Bible encourages the opposite by showing grown men weep.

If theyd actually read the book they might know that. But as we know they havent.

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Prestoff
11/04/23 4:42:45 AM
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Genesis 19:30-38

The writers were horny/have specific kinks.

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Torgo
11/04/23 4:49:56 AM
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Leviticus 25:44-46

New International Version

44 Your male and female slaves are to come from the nations around you; from them you may buy slaves. 45 You may also buy some of the temporary residents living among you and members of their clans born in your country, and they will become your property. 46 You can bequeath them to your children as inherited property and can make them slaves for life, but you must not rule over your fellow Israelites ruthlessly.

Ouch...

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A5modeu5
11/04/23 5:06:15 AM
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Why did you censor idiots?

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Smackems
11/04/23 10:13:56 AM
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R1masher posted...
If you lay with a squid, youll be smitten in the knees
Amen praise God brother

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