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AirFresh 11/03/23 8:09:18 PM #1: |
Me? I microwaved a metal fork. Twice.
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Babidi123 11/03/23 8:29:47 PM #2: |
I was at a wedding and I asked a girl I knew from high school if she was pregnant as an icebreaker and came to find out she gave birth two years ago and never got rid of the baby weight. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 11/03/23 9:14:24 PM #3: |
I've on several occasions tried to make coffee in a Keurig while missing at least one of the main ingredients.
Forgetting the K-cup is annoying, forgetting the water isn't a big deal, forgetting the mug is a gigantic pain. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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potdnewb 11/03/23 9:17:10 PM #4: |
i decided to not use geico to save ten percent
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Heartomaton 11/03/23 9:19:08 PM #5: |
I finally came to terms with falling into the gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati zoo as a kid.
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LeoRavus 11/03/23 9:20:49 PM #6: |
Heartomaton posted...
I finally came to terms with falling into the gorilla enclosure at the Cincinnati zoo as a kid. Imagine living with the guilt of causing Hamarabbi's death --- This is where cool people write stuff. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heartomaton 11/03/23 9:22:11 PM #7: |
LeoRavus posted...
Imagine living with the guilt of causing Hamarabbi's death #DicksOutForHamarabbi --- https://www.youtube.com/user/Heartomaton Heartomaton for President 2028. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ForsakenHermit 11/03/23 9:22:36 PM #8: |
Microwaved a sponge to kill the stagnat water smell. Part of the dampness wouldn't fuck off so I burned it. Thankfully no harm was done.
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Hayame_Zero 11/03/23 9:23:06 PM #9: |
Fell to the floor while warming up doing lunges at the gym. I have never failed legs before. I only had a 20 pound bar on my shoulders, and I just collapsed for some reason. Nothing even hurt or felt odd.
My wife said I looked like QWOP. --- ...I think I'm done here... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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