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MICHALECOLE
11/03/23 4:24:38 PM
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Standard boxing match, twelve rounds. No funny business.

first fight: Ron Swanson defeated Hank Hill by unanimous decision, 45-22
second fight: Johnny Bravo defeats Zapp Brannigan by first round KO 48-6

tale of the tape
Dwight Schrute: Six feet two inches, 198 pounds
Joey Tribbiani: Five feet nine inches, 170 pounds
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Machete
11/03/23 4:25:57 PM
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Dwight. He would put in a lot of time training for the fight with Cousin Mose and would be well prepared as a result.

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MICHALECOLE
11/03/23 4:27:39 PM
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Machete posted...
Dwight. He would put in a lot of time training for the fight with Cousin Mose and would be well prepared as a result.
He does, however, get dominated by Michael in his own dojo and Michael spits in his mouth
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The_Popo
11/03/23 4:33:41 PM
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Dwight got beaten up by Michael, who would probably in turn get beaten up by a Girl Scout.

Im giving the nod to Joey.

https://youtu.be/_lucjJ63fQQ?si=HRnbdIiMPgHayvb8

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MICHALECOLE
11/03/23 7:52:36 PM
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Bears, beets, battle star galactica
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thronedfire2
11/03/23 7:53:41 PM
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Joey

Dwight would pussy out the second he actually gets hit. Joey wouldn't give a fuck.

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StealThisSheen
11/03/23 7:55:22 PM
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Joey. Dwight's only real feat was using pepper spray to stop Roy, and he got pretty much decimated by Michael.

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MICHALECOLE
11/03/23 9:31:42 PM
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How are you doin
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MICHALECOLE
11/04/23 2:02:08 AM
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Dwight takes a lot of martial arts training, and has the size and reach on Joey. Plus hes way smarter
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geshkigal
11/04/23 3:27:53 AM
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Both would lose to "Red Ross" Geller.

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StealThisSheen
11/04/23 3:32:12 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Dwight takes a lot of martial arts training, and has the size and reach on Joey. Plus hes way smarter

He had all of those things over Michael and still lost to him, and Joey definitely seems tougher than Michael.

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MICHALECOLE
11/04/23 6:53:37 PM
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StealThisSheen posted...
He had all of those things over Michael and still lost to him, and Joey definitely seems tougher than Michael.
False. Black bear.
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StealThisSheen
11/04/23 7:14:22 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
False. Black bear.

Michael kicked his ass so hard he had to "officially" make him Assistant Regional Manager just to make him feel better.

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StealThisSheen
11/04/23 7:16:39 PM
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And, to be clear, I'm not hating on Dwight.

I love Dwight, he's a fantastic character.

However, a LARGE component of his character is that he's not the infallible badass that he claims to be, and he DOES thrive on human interaction, even if he won't admit it. That's why he thrives so much when he actually gets along with Pam and Jim. He legit does seek their approval, and they know it, which is why their "pranks" get less and less severe, and more playful, as the series goes on.

Hell, two of the best moments in The Office, period, are when Jim humbles himself and tries to comfort Dwight, and, likewise, the scene when Dwight tries to comfort Pam.

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