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thronedfire2
11/03/23 3:45:21 PM
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they're freaking out about something, never heard them be this loud before.

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Corbenik
11/03/23 3:46:41 PM
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Earthquake

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Irony
11/03/23 3:47:49 PM
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They can sense that Thanksgiving is approaching

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archizzy
11/03/23 3:48:48 PM
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Time to grab that Thanksgiving bird. Wild Turkey's are good eating.

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Heartomaton
11/03/23 3:49:24 PM
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You now have access to at least a dozen free roast turkey dinners.

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thronedfire2
11/03/23 3:51:50 PM
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I don't have a gun so that's way too many turkeys to take in hand to hand combat. they're all female and much bigger than the ones I usually see around work

I think they were freaking out because they couldn't figure out how to jump over the fence to get back to the street

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Heartomaton
11/03/23 3:53:14 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
that's way too many turkeys to take in hand to hand combat.

Not with that attitude.

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Zikten
11/03/23 3:53:38 PM
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The sound is their call to arms. Beware human. For The Rising is upon you. The Age of Man is over. Now begins the Age of Turkey!
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SiO4
11/03/23 5:18:53 PM
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Pics or it didn't happen

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DementedDurian
11/03/23 5:21:15 PM
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Have you thought about throwing empty beer cans at them?

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MICHALECOLE
11/03/23 5:22:57 PM
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Fictional character boxing match: thronedfire2 vs twelve turkeys

12 rounds, no funny business
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Revisited
11/03/23 5:27:15 PM
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Pics or it didn't happen?
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thronedfire2
11/03/23 6:41:23 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a1a6eca2.jpg

it's a screenshot of a video, and my phone camera sucks and it was taken through a screen so it's very blurry

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Charged151
11/03/23 6:43:38 PM
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Sweet!

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Tyranthraxus
11/03/23 6:43:55 PM
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Corbenik posted...
Earthquake

For real? I was just about to ask if there was one somewhere.

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Bishop_Hastur
11/03/23 6:45:25 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I don't have a gun so that's way too many turkeys to take in hand to hand combat. they're all female and much bigger than the ones I usually see around work

I think they were freaking out because they couldn't figure out how to jump over the fence to get back to the street
Slingshot would be just as quick

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Waxitron_Gazer
11/03/23 6:46:25 PM
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so anyways, i start blastin

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thronedfire2
11/03/23 6:50:38 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
For real? I was just about to ask if there was one somewhere.

it's eastern MA so it's very unlikely. we just have a lot of wild turkeys, I see them every year. just not so many right in my back yard

they also hang out in the parking lot at my work, and I usually see male ones there guarding the females. They can fly surprisingly far, they hide 30-40 feet up in the trees and fly down to look for food. I thought I saw a couple hawks flying down one day but they were just turkeys

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R1masher
11/03/23 7:04:15 PM
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Not counting you?

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DrizztLink
11/03/23 7:04:56 PM
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Are any of them jive turkeys?

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thronedfire2
11/03/23 7:08:50 PM
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R1masher posted...
Not counting you?

I was inside.

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thronedfire2
11/03/23 7:09:39 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Are any of them jive turkeys?

it took them like 2 hours to figure out how to jump over the fence and get back to the street so..probably.

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Shotgunnova
11/03/23 7:11:16 PM
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gooble gobble
gooble gobble
one of us
one of us

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mustachedmystic
11/03/23 7:13:41 PM
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Dere is a flock of turkey in da wooded area along da creek next to my subdivision. See them a lot in the fall.

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thronedfire2
11/03/23 7:14:16 PM
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Bishop_Hastur posted...
Slingshot would be just as quick

who do you think I am, Link?

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Bishop_Hastur
11/03/23 7:19:14 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
who do you think I am, Link?
I dunno, maybe. I try not to think too much. It complicates things.

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Sariana21
11/03/23 7:24:55 PM
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We get turkeys in our yard/neighborhood too. Theyre mean.

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thronedfire2
11/03/23 7:29:52 PM
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Sariana21 posted...
We get turkeys in our yard/neighborhood too. Theyre mean.

most of the time the female ones just get scared and run away. There were no males in this flock which is pretty weird. at work I usually see 1 male per 3-4 females.

The males are the big aggressive ones. the females mostly just run away, they only care about finding food for the babies.

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SiO4
11/03/23 8:11:42 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/a/a1a6eca2.jpg

it's a screenshot of a video, and my phone camera sucks and it was taken through a screen so it's very blurry


TC, Delivers with the reveal party!

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ForsakenHermit
11/03/23 8:14:38 PM
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Remember the neck is the tastiest part of the turkey.

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