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UnfairRepresent
11/01/23 6:05:03 AM
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You look outside and see 500 people loitering about in your neighborhood. You also have to go out and do something.

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Would you be more comfortable if these people were 500 cops, or 500 Satanists?

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Patchwork
11/01/23 6:06:48 AM
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How big is this neighborhood

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0Renegade
11/01/23 6:07:07 AM
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are the satanists just normal people who beilieve in that ideology or are they the cringe lords in all black clothing screaming hail satan?

If the latter then the cops. I worked in a police station before

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UnfairRepresent
11/01/23 6:08:08 AM
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Patchwork posted...
How big is this neighborhood
It's your neighborhood. You tell me

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Patchwork
11/01/23 6:10:15 AM
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500 seems like a lot of people loitering around in my neighborhood, tbh.

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boxoto
11/01/23 6:12:19 AM
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satanists, unless if they're the culty, animal/human sacrifice types.

then...still satanists

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UnfairRepresent
11/01/23 6:15:02 AM
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Patchwork posted...
500 seems like a lot of people loitering around in my neighborhood, tbh.
So with that in mind, who would you feel more comfortable around?

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ai123
11/01/23 6:16:20 AM
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Yeah, I need clarity on those Satanists.

Pranksters who are fucking with the Christian bias in society? Fine.

Edgy teens who are trying to upset their parents with this and their shit taste in music? Possibly too annoying.

Insane people who hear voices telling them that Beelzebub wants them to kill all prostitutes? Could be just as dangerous as the cops.


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Aressar
11/01/23 6:17:29 AM
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Cops, because I don't live in Murrica.

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Patchwork
11/01/23 6:22:27 AM
#10:


UnfairRepresent posted...
So with that in mind, who would you feel more comfortable around?

Cops, easily.

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UnfairRepresent
11/01/23 6:22:57 AM
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ai123 posted...


Insane people who hear voices telling them that Beelzebub wants them to kill all prostitutes? Could be just as dangerous as the cops.
Well this sure is a sentence.... two in fact

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From_Within
11/01/23 6:26:44 AM
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0Renegade posted...
are the satanists just normal people who beilieve in that ideology or are they the cringe lords in all black clothing screaming hail satan?

For the topic to work properly, I believe the satanists would be identifiable, as the cops are.

Visiting neighbors/yardwork/other misc nearby, cops. Errand requiring me getting in the car, satanists.

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drclaeys
11/01/23 7:06:17 AM
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Friends,

well I am a 60 year old white guy. so the cops. My answer might be different if I was a black teen.

I am not sure what satan worshipers do, but I assume blood sacrifice. so they would kill me and drain me for sure.

I take my chances with the cops. Maybe bring 500 dozen dounuts, and make them happy, I am not sure.

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synth_real
11/01/23 10:48:44 AM
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ai123 posted...
Insane people who hear voices telling them that Beelzebub wants them to kill all prostitutes?
Beelzy wouldn't do that, sounds much more like something Andras would make someone do under possession.

I picked the Satanists, because I'd just step outside and make it 501.

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ironman2009
11/01/23 10:49:14 AM
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Neither

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Cruciferous
11/01/23 10:53:48 AM
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500 laveyan satanists would for sure be better than hanging out with 500 cops but only because cops are narcs and satanism doesn't encourage narcing even if they are weirdos

if it's 500 even weirder weirdos pretending idk

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Torgo
11/01/23 10:56:10 AM
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I'm a white man approaching middle age that could blend into at a Trump rally if I keep my mouth shut, so my privilege would mean the 500 cops probably wouldn't be a big deal for me.

On the other hand I find Satanists, even the atheist satanic temple types, to usually be annoying cringe at best and attention seeking weirdo anarchist types that live to fuck with people for no reason at worst...

Tough call. Still might have to go with the satanists. If one of them assaults me for LOL's I can get some legal recourse, if a cop decides he doesn't like your face and his wife that he statistically abuses pissed him off that morning and there's no witnesses but other cops... you're boned.

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Lordgold666
11/01/23 2:29:35 PM
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Cops

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A_Good_Boy
11/01/23 2:32:51 PM
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Easily the Satanists. I wouldn't even go outside if there were 500 cops on my block.

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CountCorvinus
11/01/23 2:33:03 PM
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TST or CoS?

Either way, the Satanists since I am one.

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Tora_Sami
11/01/23 2:33:57 PM
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Considering one is gonna torture me and sacrifice me, think I'm gonna go with the Satanist.

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__starsnostars
11/01/23 2:37:47 PM
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Are these plain-clothes cops or plains-clothes satanists?

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evilpresident
11/01/23 3:01:41 PM
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I'll take my chances with the satanists

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UnfairRepresent
11/01/23 5:33:10 PM
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Satanists are running away with

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Rotterdammerung
11/01/23 5:35:20 PM
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Satanists. Hands down.

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PballDepot
11/01/23 5:35:46 PM
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Satanists prob aren't armed, so them

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Daremo
11/01/23 5:36:23 PM
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This is just the same choice twice.

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Nirvanas_Nox
11/01/23 5:45:29 PM
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Are we talking about the Church of Satan kind of Satanists or the Satanic Temple Satanists? Cuz there's a huge difference. Either way as a gay black man I'd go with the Satanists.

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archizzy
11/01/23 5:47:22 PM
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If it is just like Anton LaVey type Satanists (Church of Satan/Satanic Bible) then definitely them. Contrary to popular belief they aren't into animal sacrifice and blood rituals and all the mythological versions of Satanism.

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ROBANN_88
11/01/23 5:56:50 PM
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luckily i live in Northern Europe, so we don't have the same issue of cops shooting wildly anywhere they go as they do in america.
so i'm picking cops

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UnfairRepresent
11/02/23 7:45:06 AM
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ROBANN_88 posted...
luckily i live in Northern Europe, so we don't have the same issue of cops shooting wildly anywhere they go as they do in america.
so i'm picking cops
What if they are American cops?

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Agonized_rufous
11/02/23 7:48:10 AM
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Cops. The cookouts will be dope and probably daily

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NeonTentacles
11/02/23 7:57:30 AM
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I'm around cops all the time. I'd rather take them than some cringe edgy teens dressed like Reaper from Overwatch >_>

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Karovorak
11/02/23 8:11:22 AM
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I have a pretty large police station across the street, and not a single issue with that.

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Fluttershy
11/02/23 8:13:08 AM
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what if one of the cops gets scared? someone might look at them funny and they could just start firing. can't really take that chance.

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W_S_C_M
11/02/23 10:03:25 AM
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They r one and the same

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UnfairRepresent
11/04/23 10:50:31 AM
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Karovorak posted...
I have a pretty large police station across the street, and not a single issue with that.
I mean I can see the appeal

Who's going to break into a house outside the police station?

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Billyionaire
11/04/23 10:51:39 AM
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Cops easily

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Smackems
11/04/23 10:52:32 AM
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I would be comfortable around both tbh

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Smackems
11/04/23 10:53:26 AM
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Fluttershy posted...
what if one of the cops gets scared? someone might look at them funny and they could just start firing. can't really take that chance.
What if one Satanist gets scared? Someone might look at them funny and they could just start sacrificing goats. Can't really take that chance

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Notti
11/07/23 5:21:39 AM
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Torgo posted...
I'm a white man approaching middle age that could blend into at a Trump rally if I keep my mouth shut, so my privilege would mean the 500 cops probably wouldn't be a big deal for me.

On the other hand I find Satanists, even the atheist satanic temple types, to usually be annoying cringe at best and attention seeking weirdo anarchist types that live to fuck with people for no reason at worst...

Tough call. Still might have to go with the satanists. If one of them assaults me for LOL's I can get some legal recourse, if a cop decides he doesn't like your face and his wife that he statistically abuses pissed him off that morning and there's no witnesses but other cops... you're boned.


It's pretty sad how often racists talk to me like I'm on their side.

Grannies are some of the most desperate racists, surprisingly.

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FF_Redux
11/07/23 5:23:57 AM
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One of my nieces bf is a satanist, he is a pretty chill and cool dude.

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neccis
11/07/23 5:27:03 AM
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Aressar posted...
Cops, because I don't live in Murrica.
Hahaha
Cops in America are scum for sure.

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TheSavageDragon
11/07/23 5:30:46 AM
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Doesn't matter which country you live in. If 500 cops are suddenly in your neighborhood there's a 99% chance something big is going to go down and you'd better get out of there.
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KnightofShikari
11/07/23 5:41:05 AM
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TheSavageDragon posted...
Doesn't matter which country you live in. If 500 cops are suddenly in your neighborhood there's a 99% chance something big is going to go down and you'd better get out of there.
but then if they see you leaving they'll think you're up to no good and wondering why you feel nervous around cops so they just detain you until they think of something to charge you with

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