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UnfairRepresent
10/31/23 7:49:56 PM
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You're lying in hospital after collasping from agony in your gut. It feels like Zell from FFVIII is hitting you as hard as he can from the inside.

The nurse informs you that it's deadly serious and you need emergency surgery immediately but the nurse tells you not to worry, it's going to be fine as the most capable person in the galaxy will be performing the operation.

You have some relief for a moment until you see said person walk in and horrified to discover that it's the person you hate the most in the entire world. By coincidence they happen to be the most proficient person to perform this procedure.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/7/7a4ddc57.jpg

The operation is vital and can't wait. Either the person you hate the most in the world does it or some much less experienced, much less qualified jobbing surgeon takes over.

How do you react?
What do you do?

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Smiffwilm
10/31/23 7:50:35 PM
#2:


How exactly do I do surgery on myself?

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Flauros
10/31/23 7:50:40 PM
#3:


The surgeon is me?

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Giacomo_Hawkins
10/31/23 7:52:55 PM
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I'd settle for second most capable person in the galaxy if they were available.

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uwnim
10/31/23 7:53:34 PM
#5:


Well, what matters here isn't how much I hate them, but how much they hate me.

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HBOSS
10/31/23 8:19:21 PM
#6:


The surgeons when they find out you hate them
https://youtu.be/PEZWYXPvmS8

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Turbam
10/31/23 8:51:31 PM
#7:


Does the surgeon also hate me?

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SpawnShadow
10/31/23 9:00:27 PM
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I don't think there is a less-qualified surgeon than Donald Trump. If he's my surgeon, just kill me now.
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Sir_Will
10/31/23 9:26:59 PM
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uwnim posted...
Well, what matters here isn't how much I hate them, but how much they hate me.
Exactly.


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Wedge_Antilles
10/31/23 9:34:17 PM
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I'd let them perform the surgery because I believe they'll do it correctly. Why? Because I would in their place. Because I could then lord it over them to the end of days.

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HeeathLivesOn
10/31/23 9:35:04 PM
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uwnim posted...
Well, what matters here isn't how much I hate them, but how much they hate me.


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MarcoRubio
10/31/23 9:38:07 PM
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Adolf Hitler is going to do my surgery? I feel like I have to allow it.

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Lillymon
10/31/23 9:40:55 PM
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uwnim posted...
Well, what matters here isn't how much I hate them, but how much they hate me.
Also if they're the sort of person to hold that against me.

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DementedDurian
10/31/23 9:57:59 PM
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But what if Zell from FFIX is the person I hate the most?

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11/01/23 3:02:09 AM
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UnfairRepresent
11/01/23 4:51:08 AM
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DementedDurian posted...
Zell from FFIX
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UnfairRepresent
11/01/23 6:16:56 PM
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Turbam posted...
Does the surgeon also hate me?
That depends, does the person you hate the most in the world hate you?

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