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Rise_Makaveli
10/25/23 2:36:41 PM
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https://twitter.com/arlenparsa/status/1716976785382850829?s=46&t=MclOgjiC_DZiKahxLVoZDg

what in the breaking bad is this? Cause I see opportunity.

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GATTJT
10/25/23 2:37:11 PM
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math lab

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Hospy
10/25/23 2:37:47 PM
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You can ask for whatever you want, that doesnt make it the market value.
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Xenogears15
10/25/23 2:39:10 PM
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It's worth a fraction of that cost.

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Cephalopods
10/25/23 2:40:25 PM
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Does the meth lab come with the house? Based on how much Walter White made, it might honestly not be a bad investment.
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Block_that_Kick
10/25/23 2:40:35 PM
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First client at the open house.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/8/8/AADYzzAAE-Qk.jpg

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Nemu
10/25/23 2:40:59 PM
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I was expecting some kind of trashy trailer or something. Just looks like a vacant home someone broke into and the seller is too lazy to try to get it properly cleaned out.
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Trumpo
10/25/23 2:41:06 PM
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Remove the 1 and even then, the place looks too rough for that price.

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Xenogears15
10/25/23 2:42:53 PM
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Trumpo posted...
Remove the 1 and even then, the place looks too rough for that price.

Don' forget to carry the 5...

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Shotgunnova
10/25/23 2:44:09 PM
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Let's make some supersets.

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Kajagogo
10/25/23 2:44:15 PM
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Did Math Man live there?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKrn5bHn-d8

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MabusIncarnate
10/25/23 2:44:29 PM
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You can live AND educate!

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realnifty1
10/25/23 2:55:28 PM
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Just about the cheapest on the block. I wonder what the cleanup costs would be, I would guess it would list about 1.8 or 1.9 without the meth lab.
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Unknown5uspect
10/25/23 2:59:08 PM
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You shouldn't legally be able to sell a house like that. Fucked up is one thing but they're literally saying there's still meth contamination.

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Strider102
10/25/23 2:59:54 PM
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According to my math that price isn't worth it.

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UnsteadyOwl
10/25/23 3:06:03 PM
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This is sure to leave the community divided.

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Trumble
10/25/23 3:29:11 PM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
You shouldn't legally be able to sell a house like that. Fucked up is one thing but they're literally saying there's still meth contamination.
You shouldn't be able to sell a house like that without disclosing it. If the buyer is aware of it and still willing to buy, what's the issue?

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XxZiomaxX
10/25/23 3:38:24 PM
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Standard price for San Jose, CA tbh

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Southernfatman
10/25/23 3:40:15 PM
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Block_that_Kick posted...
First client at the open house.

Makes me think of the scene where Saul gets Jesse's house back for half price because the parents didn't disclose that there was a meth lab in the basement.

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brestugo
10/25/23 3:55:49 PM
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XxZiomaxX posted...
Standard price for San Jose, CA tbh

location, location, location.

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CRON
10/25/23 3:58:14 PM
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Wouldnt the seller/realtor be technically committing a crime, since the house comes with the means to create and potentially traffic a controlled substance?

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itachi15243
10/25/23 3:58:20 PM
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Probably the only way anyone is gonna afford that house anyways.

This way it's just a bit easier

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Axiom
10/25/23 4:00:20 PM
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CRON posted...
Wouldnt the seller/realtor be technically committing a crime, since the house comes with the means to create and potentially traffic a controlled substance?
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mustachedmystic
10/25/23 4:01:25 PM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
You shouldn't legally be able to sell a house like that.
Im surprised you can.

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mustachedmystic
10/25/23 4:05:54 PM
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Trumble posted...
You shouldn't be able to sell a house like that without disclosing it. If the buyer is aware of it and still willing to buy, what's the issue?
Can you sell a cake with hemlock icing if you disclose the fact that the icing is poisonous?

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itachi15243
10/25/23 4:06:14 PM
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CRON posted...
Wouldnt the seller/realtor be technically committing a crime, since the house comes with the means to create and potentially traffic a controlled substance?

No.

Even if you are planning on making something like meth, only certain ingredients are actually illegal to possess. Usually there's like one or two precursor chemicals for a drug that are illegal to have (not always the case with meth though) and then just the lab equipment to make it, which isn't typically illegal by itself.

So, while it may be very suspicious and sketchy of you to have the stuff, it might not actually be illegal depending on what you have and if you actually plan on producing anything.

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GeraldDarko
10/25/23 4:35:05 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Can you sell a cake with hemlock icing if you disclose the fact that the icing is poisonous?
No. Completely different situations.
Probably why the law is not okay with selling poison cup cakes, but will allow a new owner of a home buy a meth contaminated property.

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Xenogears15
10/25/23 4:36:08 PM
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There are far too few math puns in this topic, CE. I am disappoint.


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masterpug53
10/25/23 4:43:13 PM
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Xenogears15 posted...
It's worth a fraction of that cost.

Got some weird geometry in the design, though.

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GeraldDarko
10/25/23 4:45:23 PM
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Good chance Zillow is wrong about the price, especially if it's being sold by the state.

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Trumble
10/25/23 4:47:15 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
Can you sell a cake with hemlock icing if you disclose the fact that the icing is poisonous?
If you were selling said cake to a suicidal person, no. If you were selling said cake to a person who intended to remove and dispose of the poison, while salvaging the rest of the cake, sure. (Now of course, for a literal cake that'd be impractical; but for a meth contaminated house, it's very practical and done quite often.)

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Kajagogo
10/25/23 4:54:22 PM
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No one else watched Square One? Disappointing.

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Dakimakura
10/25/23 4:55:45 PM
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I used MyMathLab, it wasnt that expensive though.

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ClayGuida
10/25/23 5:00:37 PM
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Didn't realize that was the lot. Was like wtf that thing must have an ass on it.

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Nota214
10/25/23 5:00:53 PM
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Kajagogo posted...
No one else watched Square One? Disappointing.
Was that the sketch show on PBS that had math Pac-Man and he had to get past like a tornado thing?
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ImagineUsngAlts
10/25/23 5:32:40 PM
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UnsteadyOwl posted...
This is sure to leave the community divided.


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thronedfire2
10/25/23 5:33:49 PM
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Better hire Saul Goodman for this one

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Notti
10/28/23 4:11:20 AM
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Free meth!

Oh no wait.

Free meth heads!

What a steal.

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Luteo
10/28/23 6:39:45 AM
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This is crazy lol, you know America is fucked up when theyre trying to sell a used meth house for $1.5 million. This is like when Rome collapsed.

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Tom_Joad
10/28/23 6:46:00 AM
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Does it come with irrational numbers? I can't live in a math lab without irrational numbers, you know!

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ChrisTaka
10/28/23 6:49:31 AM
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Wait a minute ... that's not a math lab ... that's not a math lab at all!

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Zikten
10/28/23 6:54:56 AM
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UnsteadyOwl posted...
This is sure to leave the community divided.
Problems in the neighborhood could multiply, if the new owner uses the meth lab
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boomgetchopped3
10/28/23 7:17:41 AM
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First offer will be 2mil with house inspection waved. Submitted by a rando in Saudi Arabia. Who will then rent it out.
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DrizztLink
10/28/23 7:30:06 AM
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Imagine how expensive it'd be if the meth lab was still active.

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ChainsawFerret
10/28/23 8:12:50 AM
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In some states, this house would already be torn down. This one might be torn down yet. The meth lab is too much of a liability. Fixing the house would require extensive work, possibly an interior gut-and-replace job. It would likely be less expensive to tear it down and build something new.

If someone DID buy it, it wouldn't surprise me if the thing got eminent domain'd and taken from them with little in the way of pittance from the state.

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