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pnut027
10/21/23 12:59:44 AM
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But two issues:

  1. Im on the tail end of penicillin because Im recovering from strep throat and shes deathly allergic to it. Google shows that detectable amounts can be found in semen. Its not worth the risk.
  2. I have my Reserve weekend coming up, and really want to get ahead of my homework and actual work so my weekend is free to focus on that.
Blah. This is why we have four kids now.

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10/21/23 1:01:48 AM
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--Zero-
10/21/23 1:17:16 AM
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Condom and mask bro. Work around it lol. Never turn your girl down for sex. Shell never forget.

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NittanyLions23
10/21/23 1:18:24 AM
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TC, you realize having sex with an intoxicated woman is considered SA, right?
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ForsakenHermit
10/21/23 1:22:51 AM
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I don't have enough info about you and your wife to judge here.

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NittanyLions23
10/21/23 1:24:49 AM
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NittanyLions23 posted...
TC, you realize having sex with an intoxicated woman is considered SA, right?

also, the fact that this woman is your wife and you have children together doesnt change anything.
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faizan_faizan
10/21/23 1:32:07 AM
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meh, fictional battle scenes

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Arcanine2009
10/21/23 2:46:33 AM
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Condom? Maybe give oral. Oh wait no..

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Freddie_Mercury
10/21/23 2:50:51 AM
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tag me in bro

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Dark_Arbron
10/21/23 3:04:45 AM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
I don't have enough info about you and your wife to judge here.

Neither do I, but the general advice is to never have sex with a drunk person and always make sure consent is verbally and clearly given.

But I guess in this case your wife is someone you can trust (and she trusts you) so you probably dont have to be that careful. The above advice is more for one night stands.

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ForsakenHermit
10/21/23 3:17:49 AM
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Well yeah the social contract between a one night stand is very different from a husband/wife one.

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nocturnal_traveler
10/21/23 3:21:00 AM
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NittanyLions23 posted...
TC, you realize having sex with an intoxicated woman is considered SA, right?
I don't think that applies in this situation. She's not going to report him for rape because he had sex with her.

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Dark_Arbron
10/21/23 3:22:24 AM
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ForsakenHermit posted...
Well yeah the social contract between a one night stand is very different from a husband/wife one.

Definitely; but things can turn sour even between married couples. There are even people out there who genuinely ask wait, you can rape your wife? and are surprised at the answer.

But again, it sounds like things are cool between OP and their wife so probably no worries.

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NittanyLions23
10/21/23 3:45:24 AM
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nocturnal_traveler posted...
I don't think that applies in this situation. She's not going to report him for rape because he had sex with her.

It does apply to this situation.

Intoxicated woman cannot consent to sex.

whether or not she reports it is irrelevant.
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nocturnal_traveler
10/21/23 3:47:11 AM
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NittanyLions23 posted...
It does apply to this situation.

Intoxicated woman cannot consent to sex.

whether or not she reports it is irrelevant.
And what if they're both intoxicated?

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NittanyLions23
10/21/23 3:54:24 AM
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nocturnal_traveler posted...
And what if they're both intoxicated?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/8/AAffFeAAE9SO.jpg
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nocturnal_traveler
10/21/23 3:59:53 AM
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NittanyLions23 posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/8/AAffFeAAE9SO.jpg
Doesn't really seem fair, especially if the drunk woman initiated it with the drunk man.

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shnangyboos
10/21/23 4:01:23 AM
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Shits getting weird.

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NittanyLions23
10/21/23 4:02:19 AM
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nocturnal_traveler posted...
Doesn't really seem fair, especially if the drunk woman initiated it with the drunk man.

try reading it again.

I dont think you fully understood.
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Lokison
10/21/23 4:05:23 AM
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NittanyLions23 posted...
try reading it again.

I dont think you fully understood.
We do. It says if you initiate it while drunk, you could still get tagged. She is drunk and trying to initiate it, therefore according to you she is responsible for that action, drunk of not.

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Gobstoppers12
10/21/23 4:06:02 AM
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Why are you guys letting an 80 karma alt account with 526 active posts bait you right now? Lol

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Dark_Arbron
10/21/23 4:08:15 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Why are you guys letting an 80 karma alt account with 526 active posts bait you right now? Lol

Wrong topic?

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GeminiGuy
10/21/23 4:08:16 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Why are you guys letting an 80 karma alt account with 526 active posts bait you right now? Lol

Because it's gamefaqs

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Gobstoppers12
10/21/23 4:09:18 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Wrong topic?
No, right topic.

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Dark_Arbron
10/21/23 4:11:27 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
No, right topic.

Which user are you referring to?

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shnangyboos
10/21/23 4:12:04 AM
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Durrrrrrr

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Gobstoppers12
10/21/23 4:12:27 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Which user are you referring to?
Probably the alt account with 80 karma and 526 active posts. I'll give you a hint, it's not you.

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Dark_Arbron
10/21/23 4:13:43 AM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Probably the alt account with 80 karma and 526 active posts. I'll give you a hint, it's not you.

Huh, didnt even notice I have a bunch of invisible posts in this topic.

My bad. Carry on.

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NittanyLions23
10/21/23 4:13:47 AM
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Lokison posted...
We do. It says if you initiate it while drunk, you could still get tagged. She is drunk and trying to initiate it, therefore according to you she is responsible for that action, drunk of not.

unless he is drunk, shes not committing any crimes.

Its illegal to have sex with an intoxicated person.

This is why I told you to go back and read it again because clearly you missed a few details.
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TimeForAction
10/21/23 4:15:02 AM
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ill takr one for the team if I have to. Message me the details
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nocturnal_traveler
10/21/23 4:15:54 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I must admit guilt to this sometimes.

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Dark_Arbron
10/21/23 4:20:15 AM
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Did I even say anything to this 80 karma account? Its weird they have me blocked. Im sure I remember seeing that account in the last hour since 80 karma with 500+ posts does sound familiar, but I dont remember its name.

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VampireCoyote
10/21/23 4:24:58 AM
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What State does your wife live in

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Lokison
10/21/23 4:34:10 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Did I even say anything to this 80 karma account? Its weird they have me blocked. Im sure I remember seeing that account in the last hour since 80 karma with 500+ posts does sound familiar, but I dont remember its name.
It's NittanyLions23 so.. idk?

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Dark_Arbron
10/21/23 4:34:43 AM
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Hmm. Weird.

Anyway, carry on.

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chaos_knight
10/21/23 4:41:05 AM
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Lokison posted...
It's NittanyLions23 so.. idk?

Also goes by YWS or just Buttsage. Probably has hundreds of banned accounts so far.

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Evillink2000
10/21/23 4:47:53 AM
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Dark_Arbron posted...
Did I even say anything to this 80 karma account? Its weird they have me blocked. Im sure I remember seeing that account in the last hour since 80 karma with 500+ posts does sound familiar, but I dont remember its name.
You're missing nothing of value by being blocked by that one.
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Lvaneede
10/21/23 5:45:46 AM
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I need an update from the TC on if anything happened

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blacklabelice
10/21/23 6:11:58 AM
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pnut027 posted...
But two issues:

1. Im on the tail end of penicillin because Im recovering from strep throat and shes deathly allergic to it. Google shows that detectable amounts can be found in semen. Its not worth the risk.
2. I have my Reserve weekend coming up, and really want to get ahead of my homework and actual work so my weekend is free to focus on that.
Blah. This is why we have four kids now.


so, is she still available?

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pnut027
10/21/23 6:15:20 AM
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I did not anticipate this amount of responses.

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pnut027
10/21/23 6:18:38 AM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Shes allergic to penicillin. I think were all technically allergic to strep lol.

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BlingBling22947
10/21/23 6:06:00 PM
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Shucks.

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OriginalPlain2
10/21/23 6:09:32 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
Shucks.
are you a Alaska native?

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BloodMoon7
10/21/23 6:18:16 PM
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Just use your fingers bro damn like fr why u gotta make this difficult like bruh you act like you've never touched a woman but ur married like nah

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BlingBling22947
10/24/23 6:55:52 AM
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OriginalPlain2 posted...
are you a Alaska native?

nope

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dioxxys
10/24/23 7:00:32 AM
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Lmao you guys are talking seriously about consent with his the horny drunk wife coming unto her husband. I thought the first post or two were sarcastic jokes. A lot of assumptions going on here.
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