Current Events > I ate pineapple on pizza for the first time last night. I can't stay off toilet

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Smackems 10/12/23 10:20:11 AM #1:	What have I done --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:976614317] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>What have I done </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Karovorak 10/12/23 10:20:45 AM #2:	Divine punishment is real. --- Planning is the process of replacing chance with error. <cite>Karovorak posted [p:976614326] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>Divine punishment is real. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ironman2009 10/12/23 10:21:09 AM #3:	You get what you deserve heathen. --- THRILLHO <cite>ironman2009 posted [p:976614337] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>You get what you deserve heathen. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 10/12/23 10:21:12 AM #4:	Pineapples are known to contain toxic contaminants. --- "Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:976614340] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>Pineapples are known to contain toxic contaminants. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 10/12/23 10:21:52 AM #5:	Ah, the joys of eating fruit. Welcome to the dark side. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:976614346] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>Ah, the joys of eating fruit. Welcome to the dark side. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Crimsoness 10/12/23 10:23:04 AM #6:	You brought this on yourself! --- She/her Dynamite with a laser beam <cite>Crimsoness posted [p:976614372] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>You brought this on yourself! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/12/23 10:30:10 AM #7:	Belly no feel so good --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:976614489] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>Belly no feel so good </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 10/12/23 10:31:12 AM #8:	Your weak digestive system cannot handle the glory that is pineapple on pizza. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/0EJvC4l.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:976614504] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>Your weak digestive system cannot handle the glory that is pineapple on pizza. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/12/23 10:32:03 AM #9:	My belly a weak bitch :( --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:976614519] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>My belly a weak bitch :( </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pikachuchupika 10/12/23 10:33:17 AM #10:	Try figs next time <cite>Pikachuchupika posted [p:976614532] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>Try figs next time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/12/23 10:36:35 AM #11:	Pikachuchupika posted... Try figs next time Fuck no. Do you know what goes on in a fig? A fuckin WASP crawls up in it and fuckin DIES --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:976614590] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>Pikachuchupika posted... </cite><quote>Try figs next time</quote>Fuck no. Do you know what goes on in a fig?A fuckin WASP crawls up in it and fuckin DIES </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 10/12/23 10:37:50 AM #12:	It wasnt the pineapples, it was the worker not washing their hands that most likely caused your digestive issues. Unless you are eat an excessive amount of pineapples, you arent going to get digestive issues from eating them. --- Genius, Thousandaire, Playboy, Philanthropist <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:976614616] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>It wasnt the pineapples, it was the worker not washing their hands that most likely caused your digestive issues. Unless you are eat an excessive amount of pineapples, you arent going to get digestive issues from eating them. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/12/23 10:39:53 AM #13:	Returning_CEmen posted... It wasnt the pineapples, it was the worker not washing their hands that most likely caused your digestive issues. Unless you are eat an excessive amount of pineapples, you arent going to get digestive issues from eating them. It was a frozen pizza --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:976614651] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>Returning_CEmen posted... </cite><quote>It wasnt the pineapples, it was the worker not washing their hands that most likely caused your digestive issues. Unless you are eat an excessive amount of pineapples, you arent going to get digestive issues from eating them.</quote>It was a frozen pizza </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/12/23 11:00:29 AM #14:	Holy fuck I just threw up I'm never doing this again --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:976614941] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>Holy fuck I just threw up I'm never doing this again </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 10/12/23 11:04:02 AM #15:	Play stupid games win stupid prizes --- See profile pic <cite>Irony posted [p:976614984] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>Play stupid games win stupid prizes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommonStar 10/12/23 11:05:24 AM #16:	How fucked up is your gut that you can't handle that? <cite>CommonStar posted [p:976615009] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>How fucked up is your gut that you can't handle that?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 10/12/23 11:06:01 AM #17:	had a bacon bbq pineapple pizza a while back and it was legit <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:976615019] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>had a bacon bbq pineapple pizza a while back and it was legit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/12/23 11:08:04 AM #18:	CommonStar posted... How fucked up is your gut that you can't handle that? i don't know I'm scared --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:976615047] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>CommonStar posted... </cite><quote>How fucked up is your gut that you can't handle that?</quote>i don't know I'm scared </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 10/12/23 11:09:36 AM #19:	I don't think it's the pineapple causing this reaction. maybe something wrong with the pizza in general. --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/enq4r7 <cite>boxoto posted [p:976615063] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>I don't think it's the pineapple causing this reaction. maybe something wrong with the pizza in general. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__starsnostars 10/12/23 11:15:40 AM #20:	If it was a frozen pizza than you probably didn't heat it sufficiently. Those warnings on the box are there for a reason. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDyXIXyAZq0 Please consider adopting a cat from your SPCA or local animal shelter. <cite>__starsnostars posted [p:976615133] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>If it was a frozen pizza than you probably didn't heat it sufficiently. Those warnings on the box are there for a reason. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ironman2009 10/12/23 11:16:12 AM #21:	Wow the pineapple defense force out in full effect now. --- THRILLHO <cite>ironman2009 posted [p:976615144] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>Wow the pineapple defense force out in full effect now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 10/12/23 11:23:16 AM #22:	boomgetchopped3 posted... had a bacon bbq pineapple pizza a while back and it was legit I had a pepperoni, jalapeno, and pineapple pizza not too long ago and it was surprisingly good. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom https://i.imgur.com/0EJvC4l.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:976615268] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>boomgetchopped3 posted... </cite><quote>had a bacon bbq pineapple pizza a while back and it was legit</quote>I had a pepperoni, jalapeno, and pineapple pizza not too long ago and it was surprisingly good. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 10/12/23 11:46:25 AM #23:	Covid? Sorry youre sick. Dont blame the pineapple. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08); Pronouns: she/her/hers <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:976615635] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>Covid? Sorry youre sick. Dont blame the pineapple. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
C_Pain 10/12/23 11:47:09 AM #24:	The fuck is wrong with your GI system bro? --- How quaint. <cite>C_Pain posted [p:976615653] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>The fuck is wrong with your GI system bro? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/12/23 11:47:41 AM #25:	Sariana21 posted... Covid? Sorry youre sick. Dont blame the pineapple. I need a scapegoat tho --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:976615663] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>Sariana21 posted... </cite><quote>Covid? Sorry youre sick. Dont blame the pineapple.</quote>I need a scapegoat tho </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 10/12/23 11:48:51 AM #26:	Sariana21 posted... Covid? Sorry youre sick. Dont blame the pineapple. Yeah, I was gonna say, weren't you (TC) sick just a little while ago? This is probably because of that --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:976615682] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>Sariana21 posted... </cite><quote>Covid? Sorry youre sick. Dont blame the pineapple.</quote>Yeah, I was gonna say, weren't you (TC) sick just a little while ago? This is probably because of that </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smackems 10/12/23 11:50:08 AM #27:	NoxObscuras posted... Yeah, I was gonna say, weren't you (TC) sick just a little while ago? This is probably because of that Hell I don't remember there's always something inside me fuckin up --- Common sense says it may not taste good, but it'll make a turd. <cite>Smackems posted [p:976615699] in I ate pine... [t:80591549]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite><quote>Yeah, I was gonna say, weren't you (TC) sick just a little while ago? This is probably because of that</quote>Hell I don't remember there's always something inside me fuckin up </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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