Current Events > $1,000,003 but some fat guy lives with you for the rest of your life.

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UnfairRepresent 09/30/23 3:11:01 PM #1:	Would you take it? - Results (76 votes) Yes 51.32% (39 votes) 39 No 48.68% (37 votes) 37 Money is after tax but if you take it then some fat guy will live with you forever. He pays for his own food and just kinda exists, watching TV, playing video games and sleeping . If you move he moves with you. Always in your home. You'll bring your girl in and she'll see him on the couch eating nachos while watching Becker and be she'll like "Who the fuck is that!?" He's like "Sup." And you're like "oh hes just a fat guy, he lives here " https://i.imgur.com/i3XYU7r.jpg Would you take it? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:976396529] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote> Would you take it? - Results (76 votes) Yes 51.32% (39 votes) 39 No 48.68% (37 votes) 37 Show Voting Form Money is after tax but if you take it then some fat guy will live with you forever. He pays for his own food and just kinda exists, watching TV, playing video games and sleeping .If you move he moves with you. Always in your home. You'll bring your girl in and she'll see him on the couch eating nachos while watching Becker and be she'll like "Who the fuck is that!?" He's like "Sup." And you're like "oh hes just a fat guy, he lives here " https://i.imgur.com/i3XYU7r.jpg Would you take it? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 09/30/23 3:11:51 PM #2:	Does he clean up after himself? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs <cite>Turbam posted [p:976396546] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>Does he clean up after himself? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bsp77 09/30/23 3:12:15 PM #3:	Sounds fun to chill out with him. As long as he stays out of the bedroom and away from my fiance --- Currently playing: Armored Core VI <cite>bsp77 posted [p:976396550] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>Sounds fun to chill out with him. As long as he stays out of the bedroom and away from my fiance </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 09/30/23 3:12:21 PM #4:	A million dollars and a free bro? What's not to like? --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:976396552] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>A million dollars and a free bro? What's not to like? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 09/30/23 3:14:27 PM #5:	what if the fat guy is boogie2988? --- Yes it's true. I am happy to be stuck with you. <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:976396583] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>what if the fat guy is boogie2988? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 09/30/23 3:14:27 PM #6:	If it was temporary, I'd agree, but not for life. I want to eventually get a nice house with my gf and my son. Can't have some guy living there with us lol. --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:976396584] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>If it was temporary, I'd agree, but not for life. I want to eventually get a nice house with my gf and my son. Can't have some guy living there with us lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 09/30/23 3:14:43 PM #7:	same time post --- Yes it's true. I am happy to be stuck with you. <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:976396589] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>same time post </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 09/30/23 3:15:44 PM #8:	Damn_Underscore posted... same time post Damn! --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:976396601] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>Damn_Underscore posted... </cite><quote>same time post</quote>Damn! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Questionmarktarius 09/30/23 3:28:20 PM #9:	so, $2,000,006, huh? <cite>Questionmarktarius posted [p:976396813] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>so, $2,000,006, huh?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/30/23 3:51:36 PM #10:	NoxObscuras posted... If it was temporary, I'd agree, but not for life. I want to eventually get a nice house with my gf and my son. Can't have some guy living there with us lol. so you'd rather tell your son that you turned down a million dollars while you struggle to pay bills? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:976397167] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>NoxObscuras posted... </cite><quote>If it was temporary, I'd agree, but not for life. I want to eventually get a nice house with my gf and my son. Can't have some guy living there with us lol.</quote>so you'd rather tell your son that you turned down a million dollars while you struggle to pay bills? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeoRavus 09/30/23 4:07:16 PM #11:	I've already got that with my brother so might as well get a mil for it --- This is where cool people write stuff. <cite>LeoRavus posted [p:976397431] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>I've already got that with my brother so might as well get a mil for it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikakaeru 09/30/23 4:07:40 PM #12:	deal --- Pikakaeru, use water gun! <cite>pikakaeru posted [p:976397436] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>deal </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 09/30/23 4:09:26 PM #13:	is it scp 999-j --- I still feel and smell your smoke and I can not play, straight with your game! <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:976397470] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>is it scp 999-j </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 09/30/23 4:09:37 PM #14:	Yes. he could be a decent deterrent against burglars. I often get paranoid about arriving home to the place trashed and my headphones collection stolen . I assume he is immortal so guns and knives won't work on him. That should scare off most people lol. --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Baldurs Gate 3, Nancy Drew series, DMC 3:SE (Modded), & Spyro 3.5: Return to the Forgotten Realms He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:976397472] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>Yes.he could be a decent deterrent against burglars. I often get paranoid about arriving home to the place trashed and my headphones collection stolen . I assume he is immortal so guns and knives won't work on him. That should scare off most people lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NoxObscuras 09/30/23 4:15:53 PM #15:	UnfairRepresent posted... so you'd rather tell your son that you turned down a million dollars while you struggle to pay bills? Who said anything about struggling to pay bills? --- PSN - NoxObscuras Z490 \| i9-10900K \| EVGA 3080 FTW3 Ultra \| 32GB DDR4 3600 \| 4TB SSD <cite>NoxObscuras posted [p:976397555] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>so you'd rather tell your son that you turned down a million dollars while you struggle to pay bills?</quote>Who said anything about struggling to pay bills? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 09/30/23 4:16:55 PM #16:	ellis123 posted... A million dollars and a free bro? What's not to like? --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:976397563] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>ellis123 posted... </cite><quote>A million dollars and a free bro? What's not to like?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 09/30/23 4:40:03 PM #17:	That seems pretty benign, what about vacations? It would be pretty cool to have someone house-sitting if I go away for a few weeks. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:976397898] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>That seems pretty benign, what about vacations? It would be pretty cool to have someone house-sitting if I go away for a few weeks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/30/23 5:38:49 PM #18:	Looks like CE says yes --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:976398748] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>Looks like CE says yes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SayHeyyShohei 09/30/23 5:40:16 PM #19:	I'm not in the habit of cleaning puddles all day. --- Welcome to the Twilight Zone <cite>SayHeyyShohei posted [p:976398769] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>I'm not in the habit of cleaning puddles all day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarcoRubio 09/30/23 5:41:04 PM #20:	Fuck no --- Confirmed unbiased <cite>MarcoRubio posted [p:976398786] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>Fuck no </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 09/30/23 11:52:37 PM #21:	No. Ive been on the internet long enough to know that fat guys always steal your girl. --- Drawings of me by CE: https://imgur.com/a/rDSRWz8 <cite>Stagmar posted [p:976404439] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>No. Ive been on the internet long enough to know that fat guys always steal your girl. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mystic_belmont 09/30/23 11:55:10 PM #22:	What are the downsides? --- "Freedom was meaningless without ownership and control over one's own body" -Tera Hunter 'Joy My Freedom' [Evil Republican] 3DS FC: 5429-7297-4842 <cite>mystic_belmont posted [p:976404474] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>What are the downsides? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/02/23 6:28:28 AM #23:	mystic_belmont posted... What are the downsides? A fat guy lives in your home forever --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:976426411] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>mystic_belmont posted... </cite><quote>What are the downsides?</quote>A fat guy lives in your home forever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 10/02/23 6:30:27 AM #24:	as long as he doesnt eat my snacks without asking, then fine by me. <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:976426425] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>as long as he doesnt eat my snacks without asking, then fine by me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 10/02/23 6:31:03 AM #25:	Fatshaming is weird <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:976426430] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>Fatshaming is weird</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EpicMickeyDrew 10/02/23 6:31:46 AM #26:	@ZevLoveDOOM posted... as long as he doesnt eat my snacks without asking, then fine by me. Would you rather no one eats your snacks or have a million dollars? --- Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe <cite>EpicMickeyDrew posted [p:976426435] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>@ZevLoveDOOM posted... </cite><quote>as long as he doesnt eat my snacks without asking, then fine by me.</quote>Would you rather no one eats your snacks or have a million dollars? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 10/02/23 6:36:30 AM #27:	EpicMickeyDrew posted... @ Would you rather no one eats your snacks or have a million dollars? just to clarify, i dont mind sharing my snacks: i just dont like when people eat them without asking me first. lol but sure, a milli plz! <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:976426466] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>EpicMickeyDrew posted... </cite><quote>@Would you rather no one eats your snacks or have a million dollars?</quote>just to clarify, i dont mind sharing my snacks: i just dont like when people eat them without asking me first. lolbut sure, a milli plz!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreepapult 10/02/23 7:07:49 AM #28:	You could just buy a pretty big house and have a designated area for him to live most of the time If you get married and have kids he's just like the adopted uncle of the family Free live-in babysitter --- Entropy happens <cite>Dreepapult posted [p:976426672] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>You could just buy a pretty big house and have a designated area for him to live most of the timeIf you get married and have kids he's just like the adopted uncle of the family Free live-in babysitter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/02/23 7:10:30 AM #29:	Babysitter that just watches TV and eats pringles while your kid sticks knives in eletrical sockets and licks under the fridge --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:976426693] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>Babysitter that just watches TV and eats pringles while your kid sticks knives in eletrical sockets and licks under the fridge </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ZevLoveDOOM 10/02/23 8:12:40 AM #30:	he also has to be named Alan. its a requirement! <cite>ZevLoveDOOM posted [p:976427280] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>he also has to be named Alan. its a requirement!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dreepapult 10/02/23 8:18:19 AM #31:	Lol uh oh He'll be in here yelling at you soon --- Entropy happens <cite>Dreepapult posted [p:976427349] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>Lol uh ohHe'll be in here yelling at you soon </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SoTrue 10/02/23 9:10:03 AM #32:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/9/AAfVfVAAE5Fp.jpg <cite>SoTrue posted [p:976427879] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/0/9/AAfVfVAAE5Fp.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tripleh213 10/02/23 9:14:06 AM #33:	Sure why not --- Bucks World Champions 2021 PS4 looks great <cite>tripleh213 posted [p:976427913] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>Sure why not </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mystic_belmont 10/02/23 12:02:57 PM #34:	UnfairRepresent posted... A fat guy lives in your home forever And? Unless he sucks as a roommate, I'm not seeing a downside. --- "Freedom was meaningless without ownership and control over one's own body" -Tera Hunter 'Joy My Freedom' [Evil Republican] 3DS FC: 5429-7297-4842 <cite>mystic_belmont posted [p:976430517] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>A fat guy lives in your home forever</quote>And?Unless he sucks as a roommate, I'm not seeing a downside. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 10/02/23 12:05:47 PM #35:	In the event something happens to me like I get pronounced clinically deceased but get brought back does that mean he's no longer in my life? Because the stipulation is the rest of my life, but if I die and come back that's breathing new life into me. --- "I dreamt I was a moron." <cite>Strider102 posted [p:976430564] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>In the event something happens to me like I get pronounced clinically deceased but get brought back does that mean he's no longer in my life?Because the stipulation is the rest of my life, but if I die and come back that's breathing new life into me. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mario2000 10/02/23 12:08:06 PM #36:	Does he have a job? How is he buying his own stuff? --- Arrrr the SS Goku, Mighty fine boat... -fatmatt Hope Frieza doesn't chuck an Iceberg at the Goku, otherwise it's all over. -Nekoslash <cite>mario2000 posted [p:976430592] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>Does he have a job? How is he buying his own stuff? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/02/23 12:26:31 PM #37:	mario2000 posted... Does he have a job? How is he buying his own stuff? He got a million dollars by accepting the condition that he lives in a nerdy losers home for his entire life. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:976430899] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>mario2000 posted... </cite><quote>Does he have a job? How is he buying his own stuff?</quote>He got a million dollars by accepting the condition that he lives in a nerdy losers home for his entire life. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeCh0nk 10/02/23 12:29:11 PM #38:	Can I finish the basement for him and he just lives there and takes care of it himself? --- @('_')@ <cite>LeCh0nk posted [p:976430947] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>Can I finish the basement for him and he just lives there and takes care of it himself? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrResetti 10/02/23 12:31:49 PM #39:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/9/AAZAz4AAE5Hh.png <cite>MrResetti posted [p:976430996] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/9/AAZAz4AAE5Hh.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LearntoRead 10/02/23 12:35:01 PM #40:	This question needs more details, but if he minds his own business and isn't loud at night then he's better then the fat guy I'm living with right now. It's an easy yes. <cite>LearntoRead posted [p:976431036] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>This question needs more details, but if he minds his own business and isn't loud at night then he's better then the fat guy I'm living with right now. It's an easy yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Simon_Gruber 10/02/23 12:35:12 PM #41:	Sounds like the guy who lived on the couch in Half Baked. Sure, I'll let him stay. <cite>Simon_Gruber posted [p:976431041] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like the guy who lived on the couch in Half Baked. Sure, I'll let him stay.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EpicMickeyDrew 10/02/23 5:40:41 PM #42:	UnfairRepresent posted... He got a million dollars by accepting the condition that he lives in a nerdy losers home for his entire life. Lmao --- Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe <cite>EpicMickeyDrew posted [p:976436289] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite><quote>He got a million dollars by accepting the condition that he lives in a nerdy losers home for his entire life.</quote>Lmao </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TerraSeeker 10/02/23 6:18:15 PM #43:	Can I be the fat guy? --- Your words are as empty as your soul <cite>TerraSeeker posted [p:976436954] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>Can I be the fat guy? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/02/23 8:26:30 PM #44:	Man I love how dead even this poll is --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:976439238] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>Man I love how dead even this poll is </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boomgetchopped3 10/02/23 8:30:57 PM #45:	Id be good to him <cite>boomgetchopped3 posted [p:976439321] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>Id be good to him</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BloodMoon7 10/02/23 8:31:27 PM #46:	Can I have sex with him or nah? --- My maid will hear about this. <cite>BloodMoon7 posted [p:976439330] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>Can I have sex with him or nah? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnlikedMonkey 10/03/23 3:32:36 PM #47:	He got a million dollars by accepting the condition that he lives in a nerdy losers home for his entire life. So there's some nerdy loser living with the two of us? --- Matt Murdock of Earth-616, you have the ability to overcome great fear. Welcome to the Gr... F-sharp Bell Corps. - Karrde <cite>UnlikedMonkey posted [p:976454126] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>He got a million dollars by accepting the condition that he lives in a nerdy losers home for his entire life.So there's some nerdy loser living with the two of us? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 10/03/23 8:59:00 PM #48:	BloodMoon7 posted... Can I have sex with him or nah? bruh --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! http://i.imgur.com/yPw05Ob.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:976461261] in $1,000,003... [t:80581607]...</cite> <quote>BloodMoon7 posted... </cite><quote>Can I have sex with him or nah?</quote>bruh </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > $1,000,003 but some fat guy lives with you for the rest of your life.