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EmilyTheCEman
09/29/23 11:02:58 AM
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Please spare me the edgy I once told someone that life was worth living posts, I mean lies for career advancement, to get a girl, to prank or deceive someone, for your own amusement, to avoid getting in trouble or something like that.

I dont have many, but the biggest one was lying to my parents about traveling across the world by myself to meet a girl. Naturally I assumed my parents would fucking freak out but id been in an online relationship with the girl for 6 months and we video called every day and it all felt authentic so the reward was worth the risk. I told my parents a group of us friends decided to take a vacation getaway to the Philippines and had them play along if my parents asked and not post anything on social media about their at home activities while I was there.

Once I got home and everything went fine and went great with the girl and we decided to be official and plan to be together long term in real life I confessed everything. Though I lead with the ive been in a relationship for 6 months and once they saw pictures of us the awwwwwwww shes gorgeous thats great trumped the WERE SO FUCKING MAD YOU COULDVE BEEN KIDNAPPED, plus I was able to make it a joke like I was an amazing kid for 30 years, I earned one irresponsible moment right?

The girl is now my wife and we have a daughter so yeah, no regrets.

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UnholyMudcrab
09/29/23 11:03:26 AM
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Nice try, Powers That Be

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LordFarquad1312
09/29/23 11:05:03 AM
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I once told someone that life was worth living.

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Alteres
09/29/23 11:07:01 AM
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I love you

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R1masher
09/29/23 11:08:15 AM
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Convincing the world I didnt exist

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EmilyTheCEman
09/29/23 11:08:17 AM
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LordFarquad1312 posted...
I once told someone that life was worth living.

Youre so fucking deep and dark, of COURSE ill have sex with you!

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Ivany2008
09/29/23 11:08:22 AM
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I once told my best friend that I was busy that weekend, and I didn't have time to meet up with him. That was the last I spoke to him, he passed a couple months later. He was from out of town.
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accord
09/29/23 11:08:44 AM
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dont worry, everything will be ok
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LoveLikeJazz
09/29/23 11:09:03 AM
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Ivany2008 posted...
I once told my best friend that I was busy that weekend, and I didn't have time to meet up with him. That was the last I spoke to him, he passed a couple months later. He was from out of town.
Fuck, I'm sorry.

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Ivany2008
09/29/23 4:27:32 PM
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LoveLikeJazz posted...
Fuck, I'm sorry.

It's something I have to live with. Just shaped me into who I am today.
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ai123
09/29/23 4:29:55 PM
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I lied about my hobbies on every university and job application I've ever made.

I expect you did too.

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Guide
09/29/23 4:34:12 PM
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It's hard to say. I'm sure I've lied to get women, but I can't recall anything in particular.

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