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EmilyTheCEman
09/26/23 4:16:38 PM
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Id probably say You do what you gotta do girl, its my burden to bear.

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Smashingpmkns
09/26/23 4:17:21 PM
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Heavy is the head that sucks this dick

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Priere
09/26/23 4:17:36 PM
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Were_Wyrm
09/26/23 4:18:29 PM
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Not the first time, probably won't be the last

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TroutPaste
09/26/23 4:19:32 PM
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"so is yours"

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WingsOfGood
09/26/23 4:20:23 PM
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I would break it in half
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DuuuDe14
09/26/23 4:20:53 PM
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She didn't break up with me, she cheated on me instead.

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Guide
09/26/23 4:27:30 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
Heavy is the head that sucks this dick
lmao

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pegusus123456
09/26/23 5:43:08 PM
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You might need to switch to women, it doesn't get much smaller than this

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BloodMoon7
09/26/23 5:44:46 PM
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I wake up.

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GeminiDeus
09/26/23 5:46:17 PM
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The second girl (19yo) I was going to have sex with told me that I was too big for her so I just did oral on her instead.

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mustachedmystic
09/26/23 5:49:07 PM
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Be sure to tell your friends!

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Pogo_Marimo
09/26/23 5:53:32 PM
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This kind of already happened to me with my last Ex lol.

I'm not crazy endowed or anything, she just couldn't... take a lot.

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BloodMoon7
09/26/23 5:55:21 PM
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Were are y'all meeting women who can't take big dick and where can I meet them? I mean my friend. My friend wants to know.

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Shotgunnova
09/26/23 6:18:27 PM
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Ashethan
09/26/23 6:22:41 PM
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Had a friend in hs who claimed this. Said he was 12 inches. Oddly enough, he never got into porn for some reason... go figure.

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mustachedmystic
09/26/23 7:35:59 PM
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Ashethan posted...
Had a friend in hs who claimed this. Said he was 12 inches. Oddly enough, he never got into porn for some reason... go figure.
Do you wish you had a big penis so you can get into porn? Im pretty sure deres plenty of small dick porn being made.

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Sufferedphoneix
09/26/23 7:46:56 PM
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I have a CO worker that says she can't handle more than 3 and half inches.

I suspect she does this hoping to deter co workers from trying to hit on her

If I run into her husband I'm gonna have to ask him about that

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Glob
09/26/23 7:49:29 PM
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Not another one!

In all seriousness, dick size has been an issue a couple of times for me, including with my current girlfriend. Shes good with it now, but it was far too big for her when we started seeing each other. Had to work on that side of things slowly.
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Guns_of_Verdun
09/26/23 7:51:54 PM
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I mean this topic is played as a joke but it's a real thing.

Guys be like "OMG my cock is so massive!" and don't realize that for a lot of girls, that's painful and uncomfortable.

Porn has confused a lot of men.

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TheFuriousInch
09/26/23 7:55:19 PM
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https://youtu.be/Pgrf41xD_cA?si=fEUNnrV45PBD1ahU

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BewmHedshot
09/26/23 7:58:20 PM
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Ashethan posted...
Had a friend in hs who claimed this. Said he was 12 inches. Oddly enough, he never got into porn for some reason... go figure.
Just cuz you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn

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Jiek_Fafn
09/26/23 7:58:32 PM
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One of my friends suffers from a medical issue that makes this true. She can't take a normal sized D. She also cant open her mouth very wide due to an issue with her jaw. Once these topics came up, any sexual tension melted away forever

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Glob
09/26/23 8:01:45 PM
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BewmHedshot posted...
Just cuz you're hung like a moose doesn't mean you gotta do porn

https://youtu.be/VY7anGG16u0?t=111

No, it doesnt. In fact, Id say going into that field is less something that you do if youre lucky enough to have the credentials and more something you do if youre unlucky enough to have any other credentials for something better.
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Pogo_Marimo
09/26/23 9:08:11 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
One of my friends suffers from a medical issue that makes this true. She can't take a normal sized D. She also cant open her mouth very wide due to an issue with her jaw. Once these topics came up, any sexual tension melted away forever
I also cannot open my jaw very wide, but thankfully I don't need to suck any cocks. My mouth opening is barely over an inch. Dentists hate me.

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pegusus123456
09/26/23 9:14:07 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
I also cannot open my jaw very wide, but thankfully I don't need to suck any cocks. My mouth opening is barely over an inch.
Well, if you ever do find yourself in a situation where you need to suck a dick, I can help you out.

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