Current Events > $10k or the ability to summon Matt Berry at will and talk for you

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CE_gonna_CE 09/22/23 9:45:22 PM #1:	Money or Berry? - Results (4 votes) Money please 50% (2 votes) 2 Matt Berry 50% (2 votes) 2 If you choose the power, you gain the lifelong ability to summon Matt Berry at will, at any time for as long as you need him. You cannot profit from this in any substantial or consistent way, or the power will be stripped from you. Matt will read anything you so choose or want him to, for as long as youd like. He can talk to you, or you can have him talk to others. You cant do anything to him (fuck him, etc) or have him do anything for you (yard work, heavy lifting, etc). What say you? https://youtu.be/aUPQSoTzpIA?si=wQ6oTnGeasHDPwn4 --- "Creed made better Pearl Jam music than Pearl Jam did" - shockthemonkey <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:976248103] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote> Money or Berry? - Results (4 votes) Money please 50% (2 votes) 2 Matt Berry 50% (2 votes) 2 Show Voting Form If you choose the power, you gain the lifelong ability to summon Matt Berry at will, at any time for as long as you need him. You cannot profit from this in any substantial or consistent way, or the power will be stripped from you. Matt will read anything you so choose or want him to, for as long as youd like. He can talk to you, or you can have him talk to others. You cant do anything to him (fuck him, etc) or have him do anything for you (yard work, heavy lifting, etc). What say you?https://youtu.be/aUPQSoTzpIA?si=wQ6oTnGeasHDPwn4 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smashingpmkns 09/22/23 9:47:04 PM #2:	Matt Berry easily. Someone should make a fighting game where all the characters are Matt Berry's different roles. It would sell like hot cakes --- http://i.imgur.com/x04tPRZ.jpg http://i.imgur.com/t7T392I.jpg <cite>Smashingpmkns posted [p:976248140] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>Matt Berry easily. Someone should make a fighting game where all the characters are Matt Berry's different roles. It would sell like hot cakes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 09/22/23 10:07:15 PM #3:	https://youtu.be/rsriu6a_ukw?t=3 --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:976248497] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/rsriu6a_ukw?t=3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 09/22/23 10:09:15 PM #4:	nah I'm not into fantasy football anymore --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:976248529] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>nah I'm not into fantasy football anymore </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 09/23/23 8:53:28 PM #5:	Yes yes, very good, thank you --- "Creed made better Pearl Jam music than Pearl Jam did" - shockthemonkey <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:976266046] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>Yes yes, very good, thank you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfessorKukui 09/23/23 9:16:09 PM #6:	Imagine not throwing a concert with Matt Berry --- golden #b#rown finer temptress <cite>ProfessorKukui posted [p:976266406] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>Imagine not throwing a concert with Matt Berry </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ModernPost 09/23/23 9:17:43 PM #7:	Can my Matt Berry instead be a perfect holographic simulacrum of Matt Berry? I wouldn't want to inconvenience the real Matt Berry. Actually scratch that, I want my power to just BE Matt Berry. --- The simulacrum is never that which conceals the truth, it is the truth which conceals that there is none. The simulacrum is true. Ecclesiastes FunWithAFryPan <cite>ModernPost posted [p:976266431] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>Can my Matt Berry instead be a perfect holographic simulacrum of Matt Berry? I wouldn't want to inconvenience the real Matt Berry.Actually scratch that, I want my power to just BE Matt Berry. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 09/23/23 9:41:46 PM #8:	Matt Barry narrating mundane existence would be incredibly amusing for about two days. "Hawkins takes a seat on the Metro, gently placing his backpack on his lap and pulls out a book. He is so thoroughly engrossed in reading that he does not notice people turning to stare at Matt Berry standing over his shoulder narrating his mundane existence. Hawkins cooly turns the page, oblivious to the small crowd that has gathered filming Matt Berry with their camera phones." --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:976266828] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>Matt Barry narrating mundane existence would be incredibly amusing for about two days."Hawkins takes a seat on the Metro, gently placing his backpack on his lap and pulls out a book. He is so thoroughly engrossed in reading that he does not notice people turning to stare at Matt Berry standing over his shoulder narrating his mundane existence. Hawkins cooly turns the page, oblivious to the small crowd that has gathered filming Matt Berry with their camera phones." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 09/23/23 9:43:53 PM #9:	When you summon him, he'll just chastise you for not taking the money. --- What is up, my sister!? https://m.imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://m.imgur.com/hfzvdPe <cite>Kitt posted [p:976266866] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>When you summon him, he'll just chastise you for not taking the money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 09/23/23 9:47:26 PM #10:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgcgSW_y-F8 --- http://i.imgur.com/QfpP05s.png http://i.imgur.com/vdnZ1o6.png http://i.imgur.com/zTgf822.png <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:976266918] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgcgSW_y-F8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CE_gonna_CE 09/23/23 10:08:32 PM #11:	ModernPost posted... Can my Matt Berry instead be a perfect holographic simulacrum of Matt Berry? I wouldn't want to inconvenience the real Matt Berry. Pretty much, yes. It is definitely not the real Matt Berry. If you choose to summon him for weeks on end, for example, the real Matt Berry will still be out there, functioning as per normal. Its basically a hologram, but for all intents and purposes itll look as close to the real Matt Berry as possible. No one would be able to tell its a hologram or clone or whatever. --- "Creed made better Pearl Jam music than Pearl Jam did" - shockthemonkey <cite>CE_gonna_CE posted [p:976267293] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>ModernPost posted... </cite><quote>Can my Matt Berry instead be a perfect holographic simulacrum of Matt Berry? I wouldn't want to inconvenience the real Matt Berry.</quote>Pretty much, yes. It is definitely not the real Matt Berry. If you choose to summon him for weeks on end, for example, the real Matt Berry will still be out there, functioning as per normal. Its basically a hologram, but for all intents and purposes itll look as close to the real Matt Berry as possible. No one would be able to tell its a hologram or clone or whatever. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 09/23/23 10:10:17 PM #12:	It still blows my mind that Matt Berry had zero theater experience, and actually got his onscreen start as a host in a British equivalent to X-Play after being a runner on the crew. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:976267320] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>It still blows my mind that Matt Berry had zero theater experience, and actually got his onscreen start as a host in a British equivalent to X-Play after being a runner on the crew. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlazinBlue88 09/23/23 10:32:57 PM #13:	Hayame_Zero posted... It still blows my mind that Matt Berry had zero theater experience, and actually got his onscreen start as a host in a British equivalent to X-Play after being a runner on the crew. Wow are you serious? That's wild. --- http://i.imgur.com/R15aJJ3.png http://i.imgur.com/NJqp6LS.png <cite>BlazinBlue88 posted [p:976267664] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>Hayame_Zero posted... </cite><quote>It still blows my mind that Matt Berry had zero theater experience, and actually got his onscreen start as a host in a British equivalent to X-Play after being a runner on the crew.</quote>Wow are you serious? That's wild. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gatorsPENSbucs 09/23/23 10:39:50 PM #14:	The fantasy football dude? And I cant profit off him? No thanks. --- https://imgur.com/ZFt3WwT http://error1355.com/ce/gatorsPENSbucs.html https://i.imgur.com/pqMQZyw.gif <cite>gatorsPENSbucs posted [p:976267762] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>The fantasy football dude? And I cant profit off him? No thanks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 09/23/23 11:04:19 PM #15:	I love how he says "New Yawk Citay " (it's almost like he sings the last part) --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/enq4r7 <cite>boxoto posted [p:976268158] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>I love how he says "New Yawk Citay " (it's almost like he sings the last part) </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 09/24/23 3:45:12 AM #16:	Money. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:976271232] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>Money. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Skankhair 09/24/23 3:45:58 AM #17:	More like mat bury. --- GameFAQs was sold to GameSpot and then to FanDumb and the mods still work for free ahahaha <cite>Skankhair posted [p:976271237] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>More like mat bury. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 09/24/23 3:52:06 AM #18:	Who wouldn't pay 10 grand for their own Matt Berry? A fucking idiot, that's who. https://youtu.be/Gn6s2iuAoOA --- You'll see motivational pictures about working hundred hour weeks/Well, it only applies to those who are operating at a really basic level <cite>ai123 posted [p:976271294] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>Who wouldn't pay 10 grand for their own Matt Berry?A fucking idiot, that's who.https://youtu.be/Gn6s2iuAoOA </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King_Rial 09/24/23 4:17:00 AM #19:	https://youtu.be/ojErxEn1vD0?si=Q2D7UTxx9BJ1btFz --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King_Rial posted [p:976271471] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/ojErxEn1vD0?si=Q2D7UTxx9BJ1btFz </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kai_Laguna 09/24/23 4:23:15 AM #20:	If I can't fuck him, just give me the money. <cite>Kai_Laguna posted [p:976271500] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>If I can't fuck him, just give me the money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KawiKa 09/24/23 5:58:50 AM #21:	I get to listen to him nearly all week by listening to Absolute Radio. He does the segues on there. --- This message has been reported to the moderation staff. <cite>KawiKa posted [p:976272170] in $10k or th... [t:80574521]...</cite> <quote>I get to listen to him nearly all week by listening to Absolute Radio. He does the segues on there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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