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Guns_of_Verdun
09/20/23 12:08:37 PM
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How large would their army have to be?

I mean for reference it took tens of thousands just to take undermanned Helms Deep.

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Sariana21
09/20/23 12:10:42 PM
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One. Just get elected to the Senate.

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Gobstoppers12
09/20/23 12:30:49 PM
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With enough ammunition it would only take one attack helicopter to destroy an army of infinite orcs.

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s0nicfan
09/20/23 12:31:16 PM
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Enough to WAAAAGH

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Guns_of_Verdun
09/20/23 12:32:49 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
With enough ammunition it would only take one attack helicopter to destroy an army of infinite orcs.
That doesn't make sense

Unless in the ammunition is infinite

And it can't be, there'd be a limit to how much an attack helicopter to carry. Plus it would run out of fuel or eventually be hit by a big rock

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Gobstoppers12
09/20/23 12:38:28 PM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
That doesn't make sense

Unless in the ammunition is infinite
"With enough ammunition" implies a similar amount of ammo to the amount of orcs in the scenario.

Orcs were getting slaughtered wholesale by arrows. A few guys with automatic rifles and ammo in a reinforced bunker could handle many, many, many orcs.

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Guns_of_Verdun
09/20/23 12:42:15 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...


Orcs were getting slaughtered wholesale by arrows.
When?

Every time I can think of a battle in LOTR the archers take out some of the front line but then get plastered

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Questionmarktarius
09/20/23 12:43:54 PM
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Orcs can't even successfully invade Ukraine. America will be fine.
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Gobstoppers12
09/20/23 12:46:17 PM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
When?

Basically every fight Legolas takes part in, for one.

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FortuneCookie
09/20/23 12:47:58 PM
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Just one if he ran for president.
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Turbam
09/20/23 12:48:10 PM
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What if they send their sexiest Orcs to fight us?

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Questionmarktarius
09/20/23 12:48:49 PM
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Turbam posted...
What if they send their sexiest Orcs to fight us?
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ROBANN_88
09/20/23 12:49:24 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
With enough ammunition it would only take one attack helicopter to destroy an army of infinite orcs.

i think there's an anime about essentially this

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luigi33
09/20/23 12:50:54 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
Enough to WAAAAGH
If we're talking WH40K Orks, I don't even think they'd need a WAAAGH to take USA.

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Sahel
09/20/23 12:51:07 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Basically every fight Legolas takes part in, for one.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/1/AAdZpjAAE27Z.jpg

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Guns_of_Verdun
09/20/23 12:54:52 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Basically every fight Legolas takes part in, for one.
Moria:
Arrows do nothing. Orcs only flee the Balrog
Forest: Arrows barely even stop BOROMIR. Fellowship has to bisband and flee to suvive
Way to Helms deep: Archers don't stop the war riders from massacring most of them men
Helms deep: thousands of elves get their shit pushed in and are rescued by pincer reinforcements including giant trees.
Mordor: Archers get their shit pushed in and are saved by Sauron's magic death earthquakes

When have arrows ever been orc kryptonite ? Legolas couldn't even stop the gunpowder orc from blowing up the walls.

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Pogo_Marimo
09/20/23 12:56:06 PM
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2 Billion maybe?

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ZevLoveDOOM
09/20/23 12:57:06 PM
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you know Trump would be like "we gotta deport all illegal orcs out of our country!"
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Gobstoppers12
09/20/23 12:57:36 PM
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Guns_of_Verdun posted...
When have arrows ever been orc kryptonite
Whenever orcs get hit by arrows, the orcs die.

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luigi33
09/20/23 2:54:43 PM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
you know Trump would be like "we gotta deport all illegal orcs out of our country!"
Republicans LOVE the idea of WH40K Orks, they would be too chicken shit to join in though.

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