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IdiotMachine 09/17/23 9:46:49 AM #1:	Titanium. So strong. So light. So Pro. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/7/AAdbDbAAE2Tp.jpg lol wtf kind of tagline is that? --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png <cite>IdiotMachine posted [p:976125418] in I swear, A... [t:80568699]...</cite> <quote>Titanium. So strong. So light. So Pro.https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/7/AAdbDbAAE2Tp.jpg lol wtf kind of tagline is that? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 09/17/23 9:47:45 AM #2:	They're doing it wrong. So stronk. Very light. Much Pro. Wow. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:976125436] in I swear, A... [t:80568699]...</cite> <quote>They're doing it wrong.So stronk. Very light. Much Pro. Wow. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FurryPhilosifer 09/17/23 9:49:52 AM #3:	I used to think iPhones were actually really good and innovative like, over a decade ago. Now the innovation is "made from a different kind of metal". Steve Jobs would cry at modern day iphones. Remember when he made the screen taller but kept it narrow, because big screens (like on today's iphones) can't be used properly with one hand? RIP. --- Ghosts are cool. <cite>FurryPhilosifer posted [p:976125462] in I swear, A... [t:80568699]...</cite> <quote>I used to think iPhones were actually really good and innovative like, over a decade ago. Now the innovation is "made from a different kind of metal". Steve Jobs would cry at modern day iphones. Remember when he made the screen taller but kept it narrow, because big screens (like on today's iphones) can't be used properly with one hand? RIP. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IdiotMachine 09/17/23 9:54:29 AM #4:	FurryPhilosifer posted... I used to think iPhones were actually really good and innovative like, over a decade ago. Now the innovation is "made from a different kind of metal". Steve Jobs would cry at modern day iphones. Remember when he made the screen taller but kept it narrow, because big screens (like on today's iphones) can't be used properly with one hand? RIP. Eh. Tim Cook did more for Apple than Steve Jobs, and it shows on their market cap and stock prices. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png <cite>IdiotMachine posted [p:976125523] in I swear, A... [t:80568699]...</cite> <quote>FurryPhilosifer posted... </cite><quote>I used to think iPhones were actually really good and innovative like, over a decade ago. Now the innovation is "made from a different kind of metal". Steve Jobs would cry at modern day iphones. Remember when he made the screen taller but kept it narrow, because big screens (like on today's iphones) can't be used properly with one hand? RIP.</quote>Eh. Tim Cook did more for Apple than Steve Jobs, and it shows on their market cap and stock prices. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ragnarokius 09/17/23 10:05:21 AM #5:	I thought their big thing for the new phone was it didn't have a stupid, useless for everything but it charger anymore. --- https://tinyurl.com/hhcb7k5d https://tinyurl.com/yre5pjxe <cite>ragnarokius posted [p:976125674] in I swear, A... [t:80568699]...</cite> <quote>I thought their big thing for the new phone was it didn't have a stupid, useless for everything but it charger anymore. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thisworld 09/17/23 10:16:09 AM #6:	Titanium So strong... correct So light... correct So Pro... wtf? Hello Apple, why is using titanium so Pro? Granted it's lighter than your previous steel frame but the Essential Phone (rip) had already used your so Pro move like 6 years ago. <cite>thisworld posted [p:976125823] in I swear, A... [t:80568699]...</cite> <quote>TitaniumSo strong... correctSo light... correctSo Pro... wtf?Hello Apple, why is using titanium so Pro? Granted it's lighter than your previous steel frame but the Essential Phone (rip) had already used your so Pro move like 6 years ago.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 09/17/23 10:16:42 AM #7:	I mean if you are an apple fanatic you deserve it <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:976125828] in I swear, A... [t:80568699]...</cite> <quote>I mean if you are an apple fanatic you deserve it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mew 09/17/23 10:17:20 AM #8:	So Proooo moans --- https://gfycat.com/tensescarygermanshepherd <cite>Mew posted [p:976125837] in I swear, A... [t:80568699]...</cite> <quote>So Proooo moans </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kombucha 09/17/23 10:17:54 AM #9:	i always thought the pro moniker was unfit for the iphone. nobody in their right mind felt like they needed a "professional" smartphone. --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest <cite>Kombucha posted [p:976125844] in I swear, A... [t:80568699]...</cite> <quote>i always thought the pro moniker was unfit for the iphone. nobody in their right mind felt like they needed a "professional" smartphone. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 09/17/23 10:19:39 AM #10:	apple ad should go like this: "Same phone. Same tech. Less features. But you will buy anyways cause anything we make is absolutely the best thing ever made. Iphone" <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:976125868] in I swear, A... [t:80568699]...</cite> <quote>apple ad should go like this:"Same phone. Same tech. Less features. But you will buy anyways cause anything we make is absolutely the best thing ever made. Iphone"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DuuuDe14 09/17/23 10:20:43 AM #11:	https://youtu.be/ElKrO3t-PmA?si=-yt4hfgliYrtIjAl --- The Official Sons of Sparda of all GameFAQS boards. June 10, 2018. The day Dante returned to us. Do what you want, just don't expect to get paid. <cite>DuuuDe14 posted [p:976125880] in I swear, A... [t:80568699]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/ElKrO3t-PmA?si=-yt4hfgliYrtIjAl </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IdiotMachine 09/17/23 10:28:05 AM #12:	Kombucha posted... i always thought the pro moniker was unfit for the iphone. nobody in their right mind felt like they needed a "professional" smartphone. Disagree. iPhone Pro series is pretty useful for BIM, with the 3D LIDAR scanning, a feature that no one appreciates anymore since its been so common, but is still impressive as fuck when you stop and think about it. You legit dont need a $50k Trimble LiDAR Scanner anymore. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png <cite>IdiotMachine posted [p:976125961] in I swear, A... [t:80568699]...</cite> <quote>Kombucha posted... </cite><quote>i always thought the pro moniker was unfit for the iphone. nobody in their right mind felt like they needed a "professional" smartphone.</quote>Disagree. iPhone Pro series is pretty useful for BIM, with the 3D LIDAR scanning, a feature that no one appreciates anymore since its been so common, but is still impressive as fuck when you stop and think about it. You legit dont need a $50k Trimble LiDAR Scanner anymore. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ragnarokius 09/17/23 10:29:02 AM #13:	WingsOfGood posted... apple ad should go like this: "Same phone. Same tech. Less features. But you will buy anyways cause anything we make is absolutely the best thing ever made. Iphone" "And by design it will only work 50-75% as well all around after a few months. If it always worked like new, you wouldn't buy any more!" --- https://tinyurl.com/hhcb7k5d https://tinyurl.com/yre5pjxe <cite>ragnarokius posted [p:976125969] in I swear, A... [t:80568699]...</cite> <quote>WingsOfGood posted... </cite><quote>apple ad should go like this:"Same phone. Same tech. Less features. But you will buy anyways cause anything we make is absolutely the best thing ever made. Iphone"</quote>"And by design it will only work 50-75% as well all around after a few months. If it always worked like new, you wouldn't buy any more!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheHorus 09/17/23 10:29:17 AM #14:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtw5dXA1Tvc https://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1701657932012659004 --- Wait for it......wait, for it. Once two other posters get here we'll have ourselves an argument. Entitled vs Entitled round 40900001 COMING SOON! <cite>TheHorus posted [p:976125972] in I swear, A... [t:80568699]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtw5dXA1Tvchttps://twitter.com/Dexerto/status/1701657932012659004 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rexcrk 09/17/23 10:32:11 AM #15:	I legit dont see anything really wrong with that. I think yall are just jaded. --- I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you.. have elected.. the way of.. PAIN <cite>rexcrk posted [p:976126023] in I swear, A... [t:80568699]...</cite> <quote>I legit dont see anything really wrong with that. I think yall are just jaded. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IdiotMachine 09/17/23 10:33:15 AM #16:	rexcrk posted... I legit dont see anything really wrong with that. I think yall are just jaded. This ad seems like a Doge meme. --- https://i.imgur.com/XNEdLrJ.png <cite>IdiotMachine posted [p:976126038] in I swear, A... [t:80568699]...</cite> <quote>rexcrk posted... </cite><quote>I legit dont see anything really wrong with that. I think yall are just jaded.</quote>This ad seems like a Doge meme. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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