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AceMos
09/15/23 6:15:40 AM
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https://twitter.com/CatWorkers/status/1702457201749577743

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divot1338
09/15/23 6:49:21 AM
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It was a dark day for the hospital when Mittens the defibrillator joined the staff.

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Dark_Arbron
09/15/23 6:52:39 AM
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My cats would do a better job than any defib. Theyd just nag you for food until your heart restarts.

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AceMos
09/15/23 2:45:55 PM
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bump

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masterpug53
09/15/23 2:48:15 PM
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https://youtu.be/Z2XJx3mpDU8?t=10

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AceMos
09/15/23 7:01:52 PM
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AceMos posted...
bump


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Vicious_Dios
09/15/23 7:04:53 PM
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Ugh...

Internet cat humor is the fucking absolute worst.

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Murphiroth
09/15/23 7:15:48 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Ugh...

Internet cat humor is the fucking absolute worst.

LMAO you being salty is the ultimate seal of approval.
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InTheEyesOfFire
09/15/23 7:26:22 PM
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Nah hes the defurbrillator

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thronedfire2
09/15/23 7:26:50 PM
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the health department is not going to be happy with this

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toreysback
09/17/23 9:20:47 AM
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in case of meowcardial infarction

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Dark_Arbron
09/17/23 9:22:51 AM
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InTheEyesOfFire posted...
Nah hes the defurbrillator

toreysback posted...
in case of meowcardial infarction

Are you feline unwell, sir?

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Smiffwilm
09/17/23 9:24:24 AM
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"Meow." (Looking cool, Joker!)

Looks like Tae got a new guinea pig.

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DnDer
09/17/23 10:13:03 AM
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toreysback posted...
in case of meowcardial infarction

I'm absolutely stealing this pun when I repost the image. Thank you.

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SoIidLegacy
09/18/23 4:34:56 PM
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Purring and kneading will make for excellent CPR.

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GuerrillaSoldier
09/18/23 4:51:26 PM
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what's cat up to


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McMarbles
09/18/23 4:52:22 PM
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toreysback posted...
in case of meowcardial infarction
Close the topic now, no one will top this.

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itcheyness
09/18/23 4:53:48 PM
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SoIidLegacy posted...
Purring and kneading will make for excellent CPR.
It always makes me feel better.

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ECW_Originals12
09/18/23 4:55:45 PM
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I can definitely picture someone smashing the glass, the cat hoping out, letting out a slow stretch and a big yawn, and then casually walking over to the person dying and start kneading them.
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Newave
09/18/23 5:03:52 PM
#24:


I miss Scrubs.

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Jokeaccountinc
09/20/23 12:18:29 PM
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Newave posted...
I miss Scrubs.
?

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itcheyness
09/20/23 12:31:07 PM
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Jokeaccountinc posted...
?
Probably a reference to this:

https://youtu.be/Z2XJx3mpDU8?si=KIsWQPkR5FE9xlri

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