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C_Pain
09/08/23 3:53:41 PM
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When I just used toilet paper, I accepted the situation as the only way. Once I got a bidet, I realized the TP were just the shadows on the wall and now I see the light. I can never go back.

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HANGtheDJ_86
09/08/23 3:57:00 PM
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Some ass eaters enjoy a little bit of seasoning

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ProfessorKukui
09/08/23 3:59:20 PM
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Poseidon's rimjob

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BlueTigerLion
09/08/23 4:00:27 PM
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I liked this interpretation of the Cave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-WWoGOf8fY

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brestugo
09/08/23 4:00:37 PM
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Lmao. That's one way to put it.

Definite gamechanger though.

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Hospy
09/08/23 4:05:12 PM
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Eating psyllium supplements is like ascending to a higher plane of existence then.

Perfectly formed turds with no mess.
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C_Pain
09/08/23 4:09:25 PM
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Hospy posted...
Eating psyllium supplements is like ascending to a higher plane of existence then.

Perfectly formed turds with no mess.
You're claiming there's no residue at all?

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Starks
09/08/23 4:10:01 PM
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I've heard similar stories about the squatty potty

After the first time they're all like "this shit changed everything"

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brestugo
09/08/23 4:13:15 PM
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C_Pain posted...
You're claiming there's no residue at all?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/7/4/AAcJoVAAE0qS.jpg

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HylianFox
09/08/23 4:13:22 PM
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My sink is within arm's reach of my toilet so I just use that

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Starks
09/08/23 4:14:22 PM
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HylianFox posted...
My sink is within arm's reach of my toilet so I just use that
To wet the toilet paper or to shit in it?

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Hospy
09/08/23 4:16:12 PM
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C_Pain posted...
You're claiming there's no residue at all?
It takes a little bit of experimentation to determine what the sweet spot is, but once you get it right there's no residue.

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HylianFox
09/08/23 4:17:39 PM
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Starks posted...
To wet the toilet paper or to shit in it?

Wipe with TP

Turn on sink

Put hand under water

Finish wiping with wet hand to remove any residue

Wash hand(s)

It's not a bidet but it gets the job done

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Starks
09/08/23 4:18:48 PM
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My dude, I hope you are not swiping your hand through your ass crack without toilet paper covering it. Wet the toilet paper, not your hand.

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Bass
09/08/23 4:18:54 PM
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Yup, I despise going to the bathroom without a bidet now.

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HylianFox
09/08/23 4:21:31 PM
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Starks posted...
Wet the toilet paper, not your hand.

Wet toiler paper is just a useless wad that falls apart. It's supposed to dissolve when wet.

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Starks
09/08/23 5:06:38 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Wet toiler paper is just a useless wad that falls apart. It's supposed to dissolve when wet.
Try Charmin Ultra Strong

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