Current Events > A Biblical curse upon Elon Musk, tyrant and devil worshipper.

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Elon Reeve Musk, God knows your deeds. Unlike the Elon of the Bible, who was a wise and fair judge, you are a fool and a tyrant leading lambs to the slaughter. You persecute people who want to change their gender (including your own daughter), but you are a devil worshipper who wants to make humans the cybernetic slaves of machines. You have also persecuted God's Chosen (the Jews) while supporting the seed of the wicked Haman the Agagite (Nazis). Through your incompetent leadership you somehow have taken Twitter, which was already one of man's most wicked creations, and made it an even bigger den of iniquity than it already was.

As you have put an X on Twitter, may God X out your name from the Book of Life. May bears attack you like they attacked the youths who mocked the prophet Elisha. There will be no place that you can hide from the bears. They will attack you like a thief in the night.

Can you pray to God to kill people?
I thought that he stopped doing that?

Turbam posted...

Can you pray to God to kill people?
I thought that he stopped doing that?

I'm sure some religous person can find some loophole.

Maybe we have to declare some holy war or anti-christ, maybe we have to pray to Satan instead.

As someone who has been in contact with demons, maybe you should try to ask them for this.

God seems too busy trying to throw unwanted souls into the Sun (aka the Lake of Fire).

Turbam posted...

Can you pray to God to kill people?
I thought that he stopped doing that?

Pat Robertson used to do it. He even issued a heavenly fatwa on the non-republican SCOTUS judges. God ignored him, though.

Also God is apparently still killing people even in New Testament times. According to the apostles, he sent an angel to kill Herod with a man-eating worm spell. But, y'know... the reason he gave for doing it, he must be asleep at the wheel because there's a guy out there doing this kind of thing right now and he's not having angels throwing deadly worm curses at him.

He had been quarreling with the people of Tyre and Sidon; they now joined together and sought an audience with him. After securing the support of Blastus, a trusted personal servant of the king, they asked for peace, because they depended on the kings country for their food supply.

On the appointed day Herod, wearing his royal robes, sat on his throne and delivered a public address to the people. They shouted, This is the voice of a god, not of a man. Immediately, because Herod did not give praise to God, an angel of the Lord struck him down, and he was eaten by worms and died.

But the word of God continued to spread and flourish. - Acts 12:20-24

DementedDurian posted...

As someone who has been in contact with demons, maybe you should try to ask them for this.

God seems too busy trying to throw unwanted souls into the Sun (aka the Lake of Fire).

Nice try, but Satan can't drive out Satan. Otherwise his kingdom would fall.

Musk no doubt loves how much of a hate boner people have for him

Notti posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/7/4/AAABTgAAE0-m.jpg

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/elon-musk-twitter-halloween-party-b2215334.html

Fresh off of a $44 billion deal to buy Twitter, Musk showed up on a red carpet in New York City in what appeared to be a Devils Champion costume alongside his mother, Maye Musk.

Musk on Monday evening attended model Heidi Klum's Halloween bash on Manhattan's Lower East Side.

AbracadabraNYC, a New York store that features the costume online, shows a list price of $7,500 for the armored red and black outfit.

These people are so evil DEAR GOD FREE US FROM THEM