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Poll of the Day > How do you figuratively punch a girl in the dick?

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Lokarin
09/07/23 1:38:30 AM
#1:


I mean, if you punch a guy in the dick it's lulz, what an asshole

But you try to punch a girl in the upa they just call sexual harassment and they'd be right

And if you kick them, well, that works... but that's not as funny

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Muscles
09/07/23 1:47:37 AM
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You have to be a girl

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EclairReturns
09/07/23 1:50:32 AM
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I do not know what you are asking. The topic title asks how to figuratively engage in that crude act of violence, while the body of your topic, which lists literal acts of violence, suggests that you are asking how to engage in that act of violence non-figuratively.

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wwinterj25
09/07/23 1:53:27 AM
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Falcon punch works for anyone.

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joemodda
09/07/23 2:35:14 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhMrtsrynYU

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chelsea___wtf
09/07/23 3:35:59 AM
#6:


I punch my girlfriend in the dick all the time. Skill issue

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Zareth
09/07/23 3:40:22 AM
#7:


Cunch

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hockey7318
09/07/23 6:18:50 AM
#8:


You can kick them and it's at least as funny as a guy taking a shot to the balls as long as you scream "**** PUNT" as you do it (apparently the C word is a no no here).

This is not me advocating for violence against women, just explaining what might be the humor equivalence to a nut shot.
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captpackrat
09/07/23 6:36:55 AM
#9:


Girldick, obviously.

Also relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwuQE47lPAA

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Lokarin
09/07/23 9:27:11 AM
#10:


hockey7318 posted...
This is not me advocating for violence against women, just explaining what might be the humor equivalence to a nut shot.

ya, this isn't about violence... this is about jackanapes! like when someone shotguns a beer, ya gotta punch them in the dick

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