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UnfairRepresent
09/04/23 1:22:41 PM
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She's in every way what you imagine the perfect girl to be from apperance to personality to career except for the fact she doesn't have nipples.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/3/AAZiH8AAEz3p.jpg

Inverse to male if that way inclined

Could you date her?

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Dakimakura
09/04/23 1:24:04 PM
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Could she get surgery to get fake nipples or attach some fake nipples in some manner or draw them on?

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Touch
09/04/23 1:24:26 PM
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Then where will I get my milk from

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UnfairRepresent
09/04/23 1:25:06 PM
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Dakimakura posted...
Could she get surgery to get fake nipples or attach some fake nipples in some manner or draw them on?
I have no idea TBH

I suspect it's possible. Sounds simplier than breast implants

But she hasn't. Why would she?

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WingsOfGood
09/04/23 1:25:40 PM
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Sure. She is perfect so she still best cleavage around.
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Starks
09/04/23 1:26:50 PM
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Is she a breast cancer survivor?

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UnfairRepresent
09/04/23 1:28:46 PM
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Starks posted...
Is she a breast cancer survivor?

No she was just born without nipples

unless your perfect girl is a cancer survivor (You weirdo)

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Solution_45
09/04/23 1:30:16 PM
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Touch posted...
Then where will I get my milk from

asking the important questions
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Full_Pokedex
09/04/23 1:34:28 PM
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You see the problem with topics like these is they are flawed. A perfect girl for me would have nipples. If she doesn't see isn't perfect.

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Xenogears15
09/04/23 1:36:43 PM
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Honestly, one of my biggest kinks is breastplay. So if I'm not able to suck on some nips...it probably won't work out. Only exception I can think of is if I already love the person and they need to get a mastectomy for medical reasons.

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W_S_C_M
09/04/23 1:44:58 PM
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Sure. I don't have any myself so we would go perfect together

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JoeDangIt
09/04/23 1:47:30 PM
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She can have mine.
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wackyteen
09/04/23 1:48:36 PM
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I wonder if she posts topless photos if they'd still be considered NSFW, since there's no female-presenting nipples

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EndOfDiscOne
09/04/23 1:49:15 PM
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Full_Pokedex posted...
You see the problem with topics like these is they are flawed. A perfect girl for me would have nipples. If she doesn't see isn't perfect.
Thats what the but is for. I dont know why CE struggles so much with these questions.

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FortuneCookie
09/04/23 1:54:54 PM
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Barbie Doll Nudity is a kink.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/5/0/AAdlC_AAEz36.jpg

It's one of the reasons I watched the movie American Mary. There's a doll-obsessed woman who gets body-modded to not have any nipples.
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UnfairRepresent
09/05/23 2:09:54 PM
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The fuck

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Jupiter
09/05/23 2:22:58 PM
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I'd still do it, but man that would suck. I love big, pointy nipples.

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garan
09/05/23 3:20:48 PM
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No, that would kinda ruin sex.
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FortuneCookie
09/06/23 12:25:35 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
The fuck

You made this topic.
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BloodMoon7
09/06/23 12:27:32 AM
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Just invest in a lifetime supply of Sharpies and draw on some nipples. On the plus side, she can post her breasts on CE without getting banned.

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WilliamPorygon
09/06/23 12:30:41 AM
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As long as she got a vajayjay idc

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Thermador446
09/06/23 1:22:57 AM
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If a girl is perfect other than no nipples, I'd let her have mine.

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Unknown5uspect
09/06/23 1:25:25 AM
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So what there's no nips. Just suck the whole tiddy, bro.

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bigtiggie23
09/06/23 1:34:15 AM
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This happened to me once. I hooked up with this one girl, she had huge boobs but her nipples were innies. Sad to say but no nipples to suck on I just lost interest.

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