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Shoot_FTH 09/03/23 1:56:59 PM #1:	Why is this? --- Sunhawk. <cite>Shoot_FTH posted [p:975836166] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Why is this? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GeminiDeus 09/03/23 1:58:54 PM #2:	Dude grabbed His leg and held on. --- Without truth, there is nothing. <cite>GeminiDeus posted [p:975836207] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Dude grabbed His leg and held on. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FortuneCookie 09/03/23 1:59:40 PM #3:	He accepted salvation. <cite>FortuneCookie posted [p:975836221] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>He accepted salvation.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ai123 09/03/23 1:59:52 PM #4:	Buy one ticket to heaven, get one free. --- You'll see motivational pictures about working hundred hour weeks/Well, it only applies to those who are operating at a really basic level <cite>ai123 posted [p:975836226] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Buy one ticket to heaven, get one free. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 09/03/23 1:59:56 PM #5:	This is basic Christian stuff. He acknowledged Jesus as Lord and was forgiven for his sin as he was dying. The other guy next to Jesus did the opposite. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:975836228] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>This is basic Christian stuff. He acknowledged Jesus as Lord and was forgiven for his sin as he was dying. The other guy next to Jesus did the opposite. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chitown82 09/03/23 2:01:12 PM #6:	One thief mocked Jesus, while the other realized the errors of his ways and repented. <cite>chitown82 posted [p:975836250] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>One thief mocked Jesus, while the other realized the errors of his ways and repented.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxoto 09/03/23 2:08:07 PM #7:	I'm not too familiar with the Bible, but iirc, it was to show that no matter what you'd done, as long as you accepted Jesus as your savior, you'd find salvation. or something like that. --- Don't you agree, Zach? https://streamable.com/xqplw1 <cite>boxoto posted [p:975836367] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>I'm not too familiar with the Bible, but iirc, it was to show that no matter what you'd done, as long as you accepted Jesus as your savior, you'd find salvation. or something like that. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TMOG 09/03/23 2:08:10 PM #8:	Turns out a life of sin can be overturned by saying "jk" right before you die <cite>TMOG posted [p:975836370] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Turns out a life of sin can be overturned by saying "jk" right before you die</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 09/03/23 2:10:24 PM #9:	Bulk tickets to heaven, he was in for the ride --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:975836418] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Bulk tickets to heaven, he was in for the ride </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
viewmaster_pi 09/03/23 2:12:21 PM #10:	TMOG posted... Turns out a life of sin can be overturned by saying "jk" right before you die yeah i always liked uhhhhhhhhhh jefus or whoever --- The stone that fell is still falling, so let that stone be a wondrous thing <cite>viewmaster_pi posted [p:975836449] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>TMOG posted... </cite><quote>Turns out a life of sin can be overturned by saying "jk" right before you die</quote>yeah i always liked uhhhhhhhhhhjefus or whoever </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HANGtheDJ_86 09/03/23 2:12:37 PM #11:	He stole the show as well during his final judgement --- I feel well put <cite>HANGtheDJ_86 posted [p:975836455] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>He stole the show as well during his final judgement </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
radical_rhino 09/03/23 2:13:30 PM #12:	How you gonna accept Jesus as the lord and savior when hes still alive. Hes just some guy at that point. Maybe you heard a story about him making a fish feast appear out of thin air or healing a blind guy, but unless you were there youd be crazy to think hes God. --- .____ [____]===0 . . . . Ye olde beating stick. <cite>radical_rhino posted [p:975836469] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>How you gonna accept Jesus as the lord and savior when hes still alive. Hes just some guy at that point. Maybe you heard a story about him making a fish feast appear out of thin air or healing a blind guy, but unless you were there youd be crazy to think hes God. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 09/03/23 2:14:31 PM #13:	what if we read it as the "bad" thief was just using gallows humor, and jesus knew he was mortal and was also indulging in gallows humor to the other guy but it was really to impress the "bad" thief b/c jesus thought the joke was funny --- --- <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:975836481] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>what if we read it as the "bad" thief was just using gallows humor, and jesus knew he was mortal and was also indulging in gallows humor to the other guy but it was really to impress the "bad" thief b/c jesus thought the joke was funny </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 09/03/23 2:22:36 PM #14:	boxoto posted... I'm not too familiar with the Bible, but iirc, it was to show that no matter what you'd done, as long as you accepted Jesus as your savior, you'd find salvation. or something like that. Yep. Which is why I believe that faith-based salvation is bonkers. By this logic, many genuinely-good people are going to Hell just because they don't believe in Jesus; whereas people who have been wicked and actively harmed people their entire lives can go to Heaven if they repent for their actions on their deathbeds. --- Eat the rich Destroy the GOP <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:975836619] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>boxoto posted... </cite><quote>I'm not too familiar with the Bible, but iirc, it was to show that no matter what you'd done, as long as you accepted Jesus as your savior, you'd find salvation. or something like that.</quote>Yep. Which is why I believe that faith-based salvation is bonkers. By this logic, many genuinely-good people are going to Hell just because they don't believe in Jesus; whereas people who have been wicked and actively harmed people their entire lives can go to Heaven if they repent for their actions on their deathbeds. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD_Divine 09/03/23 2:47:46 PM #15:	TMOG posted... Turns out a life of sin can be overturned by saying "jk" right before you die I remember in a punisher comic he comments while executing a Russian mobster saying the Lords Prayer that he can recognize it in any language and he always fires right before they get to the part of asking for forgiveness. --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD_Divine posted [p:975836984] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>TMOG posted... </cite><quote>Turns out a life of sin can be overturned by saying "jk" right before you die</quote>I remember in a punisher comic he comments while executing a Russian mobster saying the Lords Prayer that he can recognize it in any language and he always fires right before they get to the part of asking for forgiveness. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordMarshal 09/03/23 2:55:31 PM #16:	He was like: "Sorry, bro." --- There can be only one. <cite>LordMarshal posted [p:975837204] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>He was like: "Sorry, bro." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prestoff 09/03/23 3:01:59 PM #18:	Solar_Crimson posted... Yep. Which is why I believe that faith-based salvation is bonkers. By this logic, many genuinely-good people are going to Hell just because they don't believe in Jesus; whereas people who have been wicked and actively harmed people their entire lives can go to Heaven if they repent for their actions on their deathbeds. Yeah this is what turned me off from being a Southern Baptist when I was a teenager, this idea that the only way you're going to get to Heaven is all you have to do is accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, while everyone else will burn in Hell. This means those who are ignorant that never had the chance to even know about Jesus will also go to hell because they weren't born in the same religion as Christianity or good people who do more deeds than a Christian will go to hell regardless. It's a mind numbingly stupid the Sola Scriptura doctrine is. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:975837338] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Solar_Crimson posted... </cite><quote>Yep. Which is why I believe that faith-based salvation is bonkers. By this logic, many genuinely-good people are going to Hell just because they don't believe in Jesus; whereas people who have been wicked and actively harmed people their entire lives can go to Heaven if they repent for their actions on their deathbeds.</quote>Yeah this is what turned me off from being a Southern Baptist when I was a teenager, this idea that the only way you're going to get to Heaven is all you have to do is accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, while everyone else will burn in Hell. This means those who are ignorant that never had the chance to even know about Jesus will also go to hell because they weren't born in the same religion as Christianity or good people who do more deeds than a Christian will go to hell regardless. It's a mind numbingly stupid the Sola Scriptura doctrine is. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AgentCoulson 09/03/23 3:08:09 PM #19:	Saint Dismas, also known as the penitent thief, realized in his final moments that he was wrong for what he had done and repented. For that reason, he was allowed into heaven. The other thief, Gestas, went the opposite route and is probably cursing Jesus in Hell even now... --- I haven't set a signature for the message boards yet <cite>AgentCoulson posted [p:975837441] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Saint Dismas, also known as the penitent thief, realized in his final moments that he was wrong for what he had done and repented. For that reason, he was allowed into heaven. The other thief, Gestas, went the opposite route and is probably cursing Jesus in Hell even now... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unknown5uspect 09/03/23 3:10:25 PM #20:	TMOG posted... Turns out a life of sin can be overturned by saying "jk" right before you die Deathbed Redemption canonically works. --- How can the moon landing be real if the moon isn't real? <cite>Unknown5uspect posted [p:975837476] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>TMOG posted... </cite><quote>Turns out a life of sin can be overturned by saying "jk" right before you die</quote>Deathbed Redemption canonically works. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vampire_Chicken 09/03/23 3:56:01 PM #21:	It's all about who you know. --- All the good usernames were already taken. <cite>Vampire_Chicken posted [p:975838263] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>It's all about who you know. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Priere 09/03/23 3:58:27 PM #22:	I wanna see a Chick Tract about this. In his story, he would probably make the non repenting thief out to be a saint that was wrongfully accused and executed as a thief. But because he never accepted jesus, he went to hell. While the other thief was a cruel monster that killed, stole and burned houses down. But because he accepted jesus at the last minute, hes good to go. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://i.imgur.com/PmX8smn.gif https://i.imgur.com/mwTy0iF.gif https://i.imgur.com/FCER80e.gif <cite>Priere posted [p:975838302] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>I wanna see a Chick Tract about this. In his story, he would probably make the non repenting thief out to be a saint that was wrongfully accused and executed as a thief. But because he never accepted jesus, he went to hell.While the other thief was a cruel monster that killed, stole and burned houses down. But because he accepted jesus at the last minute, hes good to go. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReiRei89 09/03/23 4:06:24 PM #23:	Priere posted... I wanna see a Chick Tract about this. In his story, he would probably make the non repenting thief out to be a saint that was wrongfully accused and executed as a thief. But because he never accepted jesus, he went to hell. While the other thief was a cruel monster that killed, stole and burned houses down. But because he accepted jesus at the last minute, hes good to go. I mean that probably was the case considering God gave Saul a pass even though Saul was a murdering psychopath. But since Saul "repented" and changed his name to Paul and served as Jesus' mouthpiece he got a ticket to heaven despite the fact he murdered and raped a ton of people. --- FGO US:973,940,202 JP:410,404,215 Resident Europa fangirl <cite>ReiRei89 posted [p:975838443] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Priere posted... </cite><quote>I wanna see a Chick Tract about this. In his story, he would probably make the non repenting thief out to be a saint that was wrongfully accused and executed as a thief. But because he never accepted jesus, he went to hell.While the other thief was a cruel monster that killed, stole and burned houses down. But because he accepted jesus at the last minute, hes good to go.</quote>I mean that probably was the case considering God gave Saul a pass even though Saul was a murdering psychopath. But since Saul "repented" and changed his name to Paul and served as Jesus' mouthpiece he got a ticket to heaven despite the fact he murdered and raped a ton of people. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Solar_Crimson 09/03/23 4:08:03 PM #24:	Priere posted... I wanna see a Chick Tract about this. In his story, he would probably make the non repenting thief out to be a saint that was wrongfully accused and executed as a thief. But because he never accepted jesus, he went to hell. While the other thief was a cruel monster that killed, stole and burned houses down. But because he accepted jesus at the last minute, hes good to go. Checks out, considering that he once wrote a tract where a man who was sexually-abusing his young daughter repented and was forgiven by God, and he didn't even go to prison for what he did, either. --- Eat the rich Destroy the GOP <cite>Solar_Crimson posted [p:975838465] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Priere posted... </cite><quote>I wanna see a Chick Tract about this. In his story, he would probably make the non repenting thief out to be a saint that was wrongfully accused and executed as a thief. But because he never accepted jesus, he went to hell.While the other thief was a cruel monster that killed, stole and burned houses down. But because he accepted jesus at the last minute, hes good to go.</quote>Checks out, considering that he once wrote a tract where a man who was sexually-abusing his young daughter repented and was forgiven by God, and he didn't even go to prison for what he did, either. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VampireCoyote 09/03/23 4:08:54 PM #25:	Plenty of thieves in heaven addicts too --- She/her <cite>VampireCoyote posted [p:975838471] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Plenty of thieves in heavenaddicts too </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 09/03/23 4:14:03 PM #26:	Priere posted... I wanna see a Chick Tract about this. In his story, he would probably make the non repenting thief out to be a saint that was wrongfully accused and executed as a thief. But because he never accepted jesus, he went to hell. While the other thief was a cruel monster that killed, stole and burned houses down. But because he accepted jesus at the last minute, hes good to go. There is a Chick Tract about this, granted not as extreme as what you said but it's very similiar message. I'll see if I can find it. I used to collect them anytime I visited my friends in the South, because these Chick Tracts would always pop up in the restroom and on top of trash bins (ironic). My daughter, unfortunately or fortunately, tore them up when I was cleaning out my closet because I put it in a shoebox and she was teething at the time. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:975838550] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Priere posted... </cite><quote>I wanna see a Chick Tract about this. In his story, he would probably make the non repenting thief out to be a saint that was wrongfully accused and executed as a thief. But because he never accepted jesus, he went to hell.While the other thief was a cruel monster that killed, stole and burned houses down. But because he accepted jesus at the last minute, hes good to go.</quote>There is a Chick Tract about this, granted not as extreme as what you said but it's very similiar message. I'll see if I can find it. I used to collect them anytime I visited my friends in the South, because these Chick Tracts would always pop up in the restroom and on top of trash bins (ironic). My daughter, unfortunately or fortunately, tore them up when I was cleaning out my closet because I put it in a shoebox and she was teething at the time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 09/03/23 4:26:40 PM #27:	Okay so after some research based off from my old memories, i found two of them. https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0037 This one is about a Gunslinger who murdered a bunch of people, but gets to go to heaven because he accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior. The Sheriff, who caught up to the Gungslinger, goes to hell for being the opposite. https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=41 This one is the fucking worst though. You have a couple who are Missionaries that has done a lot of good stuff like building 5 schools and 4 hospitals in Africa and they believein God as well. Then there's another guy, who was a tanker who killed a man in a drunken brawl, says the couples are going to hell because they didn't convert any of the people they helped to believe in Jesus Christ. So when both parties go to an airplane and it crashes, the Tanker gets to go to heaven while the Missionary Couples go to hell. Sadly, this is what A LOT of the "sola scriptura" Christians actually believe. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:975838779] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Okay so after some research based off from my old memories, i found two of them. https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0037This one is about a Gunslinger who murdered a bunch of people, but gets to go to heaven because he accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior. The Sheriff, who caught up to the Gungslinger, goes to hell for being the opposite. https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=41This one is the fucking worst though. You have a couple who are Missionaries that has done a lot of good stuff like building 5 schools and 4 hospitals in Africa and they believein God as well. Then there's another guy, who was a tanker who killed a man in a drunken brawl, says the couples are going to hell because they didn't convert any of the people they helped to believe in Jesus Christ. So when both parties go to an airplane and it crashes, the Tanker gets to go to heaven while the Missionary Couples go to hell. Sadly, this is what A LOT of the "sola scriptura" Christians actually believe. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DD_Divine 09/03/23 4:35:22 PM #28:	Prestoff posted... Okay so after some research based off from my old memories, i found two of them. https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0037 This one is about a Gunslinger who murdered a bunch of people, but gets to go to heaven because he accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior. The Sheriff, who caught up to the Gungslinger, goes to hell for being the opposite. https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=41 This one is the fucking worst though. You have a couple who are Missionaries that has done a lot of good stuff like building 5 schools and 4 hospitals in Africa and they believein God as well. Then there's another guy, who was a tanker who killed a man in a drunken brawl, says the couples are going to hell because they didn't convert any of the people they helped to believe in Jesus Christ. So when both parties go to an airplane and it crashes, the Tanker gets to go to heaven while the Missionary Couples go to hell. Sadly, this is what A LOT of the "sola scriptura" Christians actually believe. I remember the plane one. The second one is fucking yikes --- while driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and I instinctively swerved to miss it, thanks a lot Mario Kart. <cite>DD_Divine posted [p:975838935] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Prestoff posted... </cite><quote>Okay so after some research based off from my old memories, i found two of them. https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0037This one is about a Gunslinger who murdered a bunch of people, but gets to go to heaven because he accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior. The Sheriff, who caught up to the Gungslinger, goes to hell for being the opposite. https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=41This one is the fucking worst though. You have a couple who are Missionaries that has done a lot of good stuff like building 5 schools and 4 hospitals in Africa and they believein God as well. Then there's another guy, who was a tanker who killed a man in a drunken brawl, says the couples are going to hell because they didn't convert any of the people they helped to believe in Jesus Christ. So when both parties go to an airplane and it crashes, the Tanker gets to go to heaven while the Missionary Couples go to hell. Sadly, this is what A LOT of the "sola scriptura" Christians actually believe.</quote>I remember the plane one. The second one is fucking yikes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
josifrees 09/03/23 4:42:52 PM #29:	Jesus loves you --- Quit Crying <cite>josifrees posted [p:975839091] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Jesus loves you </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TyVulpine 09/03/23 4:44:18 PM #30:	Heaven doesn't exist. Nor does Hell. If 684 previous religions were all wrong, how could religion 685 be right? --- Insert some witty line here <cite>TyVulpine posted [p:975839122] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Heaven doesn't exist. Nor does Hell.If 684 previous religions were all wrong, how could religion 685 be right? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 09/03/23 5:00:45 PM #31:	DD_Divine posted... I remember in a punisher comic he comments while executing a Russian mobster saying the Lords Prayer that he can recognize it in any language and he always fires right before they get to the part of asking for forgiveness. That's pretty badass. Dark and petty, yet badass. "Our father... blah blah blah... give us this day our daily bread. ... and" /shot If there's a Hell, Frank's making sure you go there. Just when you humble up and reach for hope, there's Frank with the rugpull. --- https://i.imgur.com/PpxZDof.png \| https://i.imgur.com/xMGLcGE.png https://i.imgur.com/nsBw6Sy.png \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:975839468] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>DD_Divine posted... </cite><quote>I remember in a punisher comic he comments while executing a Russian mobster saying the Lords Prayer that he can recognize it in any language and he always fires right before they get to the part of asking for forgiveness.</quote>That's pretty badass. Dark and petty, yet badass. "Our father... blah blah blah... give us this day our daily bread. ... and" /shotIf there's a Hell, Frank's making sure you go there. Just when you humble up and reach for hope, there's Frank with the rugpull. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Billyionaire 09/03/23 5:04:05 PM #32:	https://youtu.be/CDcPFLCiqo4?si=5atvOWDfl4Sv34qF --- Someone, somewhere, is triggered because I support my country. <cite>Billyionaire posted [p:975839532] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/CDcPFLCiqo4?si=5atvOWDfl4Sv34qF </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ghettoraider81 09/03/23 5:13:00 PM #33:	GeminiDeus posted... Dude grabbed His leg and held on. Lol, this got me --- Win, lose, or tie Oakland Raiders til I die! WHY'S THE RUM GONE! S.M.O.K.E my anti sXe <cite>ghettoraider81 posted [p:975839677] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>GeminiDeus posted... </cite><quote>Dude grabbed His leg and held on.</quote>Lol, this got me </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GuerrillaSoldier 09/03/23 5:14:16 PM #34:	i thought the whole part of this thing was what you actually truly believe in your spirit and soul, and not just saying whatever you need to in order to get out of hell. it's not like lying with words is going to do anything lol. pretty sure this was taught so that we would just stop mercilessly killing each other and endlessly blaming each other for nasty shit. if there's a thought in our minds that someone can actually literally change and see their wrong ways, that this person should be able to get another chance. but like any situation, that person actually has to change their entirely thought process, not just come up with some scheme a few minutes before they die. --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>GuerrillaSoldier posted [p:975839699] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>i thought the whole part of this thing was what you actually truly believe in your spirit and soul, and not just saying whatever you need to in order to get out of hell. it's not like lying with words is going to do anything lol.pretty sure this was taught so that we would just stop mercilessly killing each other and endlessly blaming each other for nasty shit. if there's a thought in our minds that someone can actually literally change and see their wrong ways, that this person should be able to get another chance. but like any situation, that person actually has to change their entirely thought process, not just come up with some scheme a few minutes before they die. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Makeveli_lives 09/03/23 5:15:58 PM #35:	Billyionaire posted... And blood was everywhere https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANqoSQvSUhw Pick a. more TOS friendly version lol. About 4 minutes in the Drake Brothers explain. --- Switch FC: SW-3917-4425-6106 PSN: PiKappaPhi769 <cite>Makeveli_lives posted [p:975839729] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Billyionaire posted... </cite><quote>And blood was everywhere</quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANqoSQvSUhwPick a. more TOS friendly version lol. About 4 minutes in the Drake Brothers explain. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trumble 09/03/23 5:50:33 PM #36:	TMOG posted... Turns out a life of sin can be overturned by saying "jk" right before you die jc* --- See children, Trumbles are bad, and if you don't believe me ask your dad... <cite>Trumble posted [p:975840342] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>TMOG posted... </cite><quote>Turns out a life of sin can be overturned by saying "jk" right before you die</quote>jc* </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 09/03/23 6:00:57 PM #37:	Prestoff posted... Yeah this is what turned me off from being a Southern Baptist when I was a teenager, this idea that the only way you're going to get to Heaven is all you have to do is accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, while everyone else will burn in Hell. This means those who are ignorant that never had the chance to even know about Jesus will also go to hell because they weren't born in the same religion as Christianity or good people who do more deeds than a Christian will go to hell regardless. It's a mind numbingly stupid the Sola Scriptura doctrine is. I don't know much about southern Baptist, but do you believe that God really didn't think that part out? Like all the people who had never even heard about Jesus in the last 2000 years are just screwed by some obvious oversight on God's part? >.> For some reason I commonly see these sorts of things on CE for why people aren't religious or disagree with Christianity, etc. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:975840477] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Prestoff posted... </cite><quote>Yeah this is what turned me off from being a Southern Baptist when I was a teenager, this idea that the only way you're going to get to Heaven is all you have to do is accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, while everyone else will burn in Hell. This means those who are ignorant that never had the chance to even know about Jesus will also go to hell because they weren't born in the same religion as Christianity or good people who do more deeds than a Christian will go to hell regardless. It's a mind numbingly stupid the Sola Scriptura doctrine is.</quote>I don't know much about southern Baptist, but do you believe that God really didn't think that part out?Like all the people who had never even heard about Jesus in the last 2000 years are just screwed by some obvious oversight on God's part? >.>For some reason I commonly see these sorts of things on CE for why people aren't religious or disagree with Christianity, etc. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ricemills 09/03/23 10:26:28 PM #38:	Prestoff posted... Okay so after some research based off from my old memories, i found two of them. https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0037 This one is about a Gunslinger who murdered a bunch of people, but gets to go to heaven because he accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior. The Sheriff, who caught up to the Gungslinger, goes to hell for being the opposite. https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=41 This one is the fucking worst though. You have a couple who are Missionaries that has done a lot of good stuff like building 5 schools and 4 hospitals in Africa and they believein God as well. Then there's another guy, who was a tanker who killed a man in a drunken brawl, says the couples are going to hell because they didn't convert any of the people they helped to believe in Jesus Christ. So when both parties go to an airplane and it crashes, the Tanker gets to go to heaven while the Missionary Couples go to hell. Sadly, this is what A LOT of the "sola scriptura" Christians actually believe. Shit like this is why i question American Christianity. --- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you posted will be misquoted, then be used against you. http://error1355.com/ce/Ricemills.html <cite>Ricemills posted [p:975845160] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Prestoff posted... </cite><quote>Okay so after some research based off from my old memories, i found two of them. https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0037This one is about a Gunslinger who murdered a bunch of people, but gets to go to heaven because he accepted Jesus Christ as his Lord and Savior. The Sheriff, who caught up to the Gungslinger, goes to hell for being the opposite. https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=41This one is the fucking worst though. You have a couple who are Missionaries that has done a lot of good stuff like building 5 schools and 4 hospitals in Africa and they believein God as well. Then there's another guy, who was a tanker who killed a man in a drunken brawl, says the couples are going to hell because they didn't convert any of the people they helped to believe in Jesus Christ. So when both parties go to an airplane and it crashes, the Tanker gets to go to heaven while the Missionary Couples go to hell. Sadly, this is what A LOT of the "sola scriptura" Christians actually believe.</quote>Shit like this is why i question American Christianity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dark_Arbron 09/03/23 10:29:19 PM #39:	Unknown5uspect posted... Deathbed Redemption canonically works. But I assume it has to be genuine. Its not the equivalent of a surrounded unit fighting with everything they have and then waving a white flag at the very last second. God knows if youre genuinely repentant or not. In fact regarding that analogy, I recall that the rules of war state the enemy would not have to accept your surrender in that case. You have to make your intent to surrender clear in advance rather than using it as a last second shield. If you keep firing back until youve literally got a gun to your head, youre not surrendering - youve taken a last stand. --- "The US is not a single country. It is ~20 developed countries being held hostage by ~25 developing countries and ~5 failed states." -Calintares <cite>Dark_Arbron posted [p:975845203] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Unknown5uspect posted... </cite><quote>Deathbed Redemption canonically works.</quote>But I assume it has to be genuine. Its not the equivalent of a surrounded unit fighting with everything they have and then waving a white flag at the very last second. God knows if youre genuinely repentant or not.In fact regarding that analogy, I recall that the rules of war state the enemy would not have to accept your surrender in that case. You have to make your intent to surrender clear in advance rather than using it as a last second shield. If you keep firing back until youve literally got a gun to your head, youre not surrendering - youve taken a last stand. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/03/23 11:18:41 PM #40:	If hell exists, that Chict guy is probably there. <cite>Zikten posted [p:975846008] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>If hell exists, that Chict guy is probably there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sandalphon 09/03/23 11:19:41 PM #41:	Yeah, and I went to the lost continent of Mu. <cite>Sandalphon posted [p:975846031] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, and I went to the lost continent of Mu.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 09/03/23 11:24:16 PM #42:	itachi15243 posted... I don't know much about southern Baptist, but do you believe that God really didn't think that part out? Like all the people who had never even heard about Jesus in the last 2000 years are just screwed by some obvious oversight on God's part? >.> For some reason I commonly see these sorts of things on CE for why people aren't religious or disagree with Christianity, etc. If you read my post correctly I'm specifically talking about the Sola Sciptura doctrine, not Christianity as a whole, that played a role to me becoming an atheist. This is something that Southern Baptists believe in, which is why they are so adamant in trying to "convert and spread the truth" about Jesus everywhere we go. They don't want anyone to go to hell. There are plenty of things that made me deconvert to being an Atheist, but a lot of those are a lot of logical holes in religion and paranormals as a whole as oppose to holding some kind of grudge against Christianity. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:975846112] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>itachi15243 posted... </cite><quote>I don't know much about southern Baptist, but do you believe that God really didn't think that part out?Like all the people who had never even heard about Jesus in the last 2000 years are just screwed by some obvious oversight on God's part? >.>For some reason I commonly see these sorts of things on CE for why people aren't religious or disagree with Christianity, etc.</quote>If you read my post correctly I'm specifically talking about the Sola Sciptura doctrine, not Christianity as a whole, that played a role to me becoming an atheist. This is something that Southern Baptists believe in, which is why they are so adamant in trying to "convert and spread the truth" about Jesus everywhere we go. They don't want anyone to go to hell. There are plenty of things that made me deconvert to being an Atheist, but a lot of those are a lot of logical holes in religion and paranormals as a whole as oppose to holding some kind of grudge against Christianity. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mustachedmystic 09/03/23 11:26:53 PM #43:	TMOG posted... Turns out a life of sin can be overturned by saying "jk" right before you die You think you can fool God? You have to repent, for real. The lession is if you repent, you will be saved. Even if you do it at the last moment. --- Unless you're Miles Davis, there is some other brotha' smoother than you. <cite>mustachedmystic posted [p:975846166] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>TMOG posted... </cite><quote>Turns out a life of sin can be overturned by saying "jk" right before you die</quote>You think you can fool God? You have to repent, for real. The lession is if you repent, you will be saved. Even if you do it at the last moment. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/03/23 11:30:13 PM #44:	Why is it so hard for Christians to believe maybe God let's people apologize after death? My mom is catholic but she thinks you get a final chance after you die and you stand in front God's throne and talk to him Her dad was an atheist so she worries about him. But that's what she decided she believes <cite>Zikten posted [p:975846205] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Why is it so hard for Christians to believe maybe God let's people apologize after death? My mom is catholic but she thinks you get a final chance after you die and you stand in front God's throne and talk to himHer dad was an atheist so she worries about him. But that's what she decided she believes </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corbenik 09/03/23 11:31:04 PM #45:	mustachedmystic posted... You think you can fool God? You have to repent, for real. The lession is if you repent, you will be saved. Even if you do it at the last moment. Yeah, I never understood why people always say this. Like God knows what is truly in your heart. --- The power it holds can bring either salvation or destruction at the whim of the user - Aura <cite>Corbenik posted [p:975846218] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite><quote>You think you can fool God? You have to repent, for real. The lession is if you repent, you will be saved. Even if you do it at the last moment.</quote>Yeah, I never understood why people always say this.Like God knows what is truly in your heart. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 09/03/23 11:36:40 PM #46:	mustachedmystic posted... You think you can fool God? You have to repent, for real. The lession is if you repent, you will be saved. Even if you do it at the last moment. It still doesn't make it any less of a dumb concept. A piece of shit of a human that made other people lives miserable can still be "rewarded" to go to heaven while a good person that has done good deeds to help other people lives can still be "punished" and go to hell because they believed in the wrong religion. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:975846324] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>mustachedmystic posted... </cite><quote>You think you can fool God? You have to repent, for real. The lession is if you repent, you will be saved. Even if you do it at the last moment.</quote>It still doesn't make it any less of a dumb concept. A piece of shit of a human that made other people lives miserable can still be "rewarded" to go to heaven while a good person that has done good deeds to help other people lives can still be "punished" and go to hell because they believed in the wrong religion. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corbenik 09/03/23 11:39:49 PM #47:	Is there an example of such a person who does good deeds and helps others and is going to hell or is that just speculation. --- The power it holds can bring either salvation or destruction at the whim of the user - Aura <cite>Corbenik posted [p:975846379] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Is there an example of such a person who does good deeds and helps others and is going to hell or is that just speculation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 09/03/23 11:47:09 PM #48:	Corbenik posted... Is there an example of such a person who does good deeds and helps others and is going to hell or is that just speculation. Do you believe a person, who doesn't believe in God/Jesus and thereby not having the ability to "repent their sins", that does good deeds will go to heaven? Can you answer this definitively with a yes or no? If you can't, than the concept of heaven and hell is flawed because it becomes too subjective. This is my issue with a lot of religious doctrine, poke at it enough and it starts to fall apart on its own. --- DI MOLTO! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:975846489] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Corbenik posted... </cite><quote>Is there an example of such a person who does good deeds and helps others and is going to hell or is that just speculation.</quote>Do you believe a person, who doesn't believe in God/Jesus and thereby not having the ability to "repent their sins", that does good deeds will go to heaven? Can you answer this definitively with a yes or no? If you can't, than the concept of heaven and hell is flawed because it becomes too subjective. This is my issue with a lot of religious doctrine, poke at it enough and it starts to fall apart on its own. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Corbenik 09/03/23 11:51:12 PM #49:	Prestoff posted... Do you believe a person, who doesn't believe in God/Jesus and thereby not having the ability to "repent their sins", that does good deeds will go to heaven? Can you answer this definitively with a yes or no? If you can't, than the concept of heaven and hell is flawed because it becomes too subjective. This is my issue with a lot of religious doctrine, poke at it enough and it starts to fall apart on its own. When you do bad things do you feel bad about it? isn't that the start of repenting? also there isn't any sort of score keeping like if you do 100 good deeds and 50 bad things doesn't give you a better chance of getting there. --- The power it holds can bring either salvation or destruction at the whim of the user - Aura <cite>Corbenik posted [p:975846561] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Prestoff posted... </cite><quote>Do you believe a person, who doesn't believe in God/Jesus and thereby not having the ability to "repent their sins", that does good deeds will go to heaven? Can you answer this definitively with a yes or no? If you can't, than the concept of heaven and hell is flawed because it becomes too subjective. This is my issue with a lot of religious doctrine, poke at it enough and it starts to fall apart on its own.</quote>When you do bad things do you feel bad about it? isn't that the start of repenting? also there isn't any sort of score keeping like if you do 100 good deeds and 50 bad things doesn't give you a better chance of getting there. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ragnarokius 09/03/23 11:58:54 PM #50:	Shoot_FTH posted... Why is this? Cause all things considered he was a decent enough dude. --- https://tinyurl.com/hhcb7k5d https://tinyurl.com/yre5pjxe <cite>ragnarokius posted [p:975846659] in One of the... [t:80554774]...</cite> <quote>Shoot_FTH posted... </cite><quote>Why is this?</quote>Cause all things considered he was a decent enough dude. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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