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Waxitron_Gazer
08/29/23 7:37:17 PM
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feel free to use decimals or fractions w/ your answer

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MarthGoomba
08/29/23 7:40:09 PM
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Zero

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EmilyTheCEman
08/29/23 7:42:05 PM
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Ive been to hundreds of concerts so ive seen all the titties.

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AldousIsDead
08/29/23 7:42:31 PM
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Waxitron_Gazer posted...
feel free to use decimals or fractions w/ your answer
You had to bust out an alt for this?

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Unknown5uspect
08/29/23 7:43:00 PM
#5:


About 47.625 titties.

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Homeless_Waifu
08/29/23 7:43:36 PM
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4 or six.
Only felt them once though...
and that's good enough for me

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Waxitron_Gazer
08/29/23 7:44:14 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
You had to bust out an alt for this?
yeah dawg

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thronedfire2
08/29/23 7:45:58 PM
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at least 12?

wait no probably 18

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mach25687
08/29/23 7:46:36 PM
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14

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Torgo
08/29/23 7:50:22 PM
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Better question: Since anyone can go to a strip club and SEE them, how many have you touched IRL?


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mach25687
08/29/23 7:51:20 PM
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Torgo posted...
Better question: Since anyone can go to a strip club and SEE them, how many have you touched IRL?
14

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
08/29/23 7:51:51 PM
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Torgo posted...
Better question: Since anyone can go to a strip club and SEE them, how many have you touched IRL?
At the strip clubs I've been to, you can touch the titties too

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thronedfire2
08/29/23 7:52:03 PM
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Torgo posted...
Better question: Since anyone can go to a strip club and SEE them, how many have you touched IRL?

7

never been to a strip club tho

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Unknown5uspect
08/29/23 7:52:47 PM
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Torgo posted...
Better question: Since anyone can go to a strip club and SEE them, how many have you touched IRL?
At least 9 1/2. I have also never been to a strip club.

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Waxitron_Gazer
08/29/23 7:53:10 PM
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Torgo posted...
Better question: Since anyone can go to a strip club and SEE them, how many have you touched IRL?
not a better question. i sincerely doubt that many CE posters go to strip clubs.

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BloodMoon7
08/29/23 7:56:51 PM
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None. I did once faceplant into tiddies just like in one of my Japanese animes.

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ragnarokius
08/29/23 7:57:01 PM
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Shit, I don't even know. Over a hundred I guess. Not a difficult feat if you've been to a strip club even just a few times.

Y'all are joking though, right?

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ShotOJameson
08/29/23 7:57:49 PM
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3

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1NfamousACE_2
08/29/23 7:58:49 PM
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Probably 100

i frequent strip clubs

without strip clubs probably like 15-20

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Unknown5uspect
08/29/23 7:59:46 PM
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ragnarokius posted...
Shit, I don't even know. Over a hundred I guess. Not a difficult feat if you've been to a strip club even just a few times.

Y'all are joking though, right?
I don't understand the question.

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thronedfire2
08/29/23 8:02:52 PM
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ragnarokius posted...
Shit, I don't even know. Over a hundred I guess. Not a difficult feat if you've been to a strip club even just a few times.

Y'all are joking though, right?

how many boobs do you think the average person who never goes to a strip club sees?

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Waxitron_Gazer
08/29/23 8:03:23 PM
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fwiw, mathematically:

2boob = titties

if you've seen a single boob, that is .5 titties.

hence why fractions and decimals are encouraged.

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Torgo
08/29/23 8:03:59 PM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
At the strip clubs I've been to, you can touch the titties too

They don't have those anywhere I've ever lived. No touch policy states I guess?

TBH, I'm really not a big strip club guy, but that is one way anyone can see plenty of IRL boobleez. Also, respect the sex workers, guys. They're just trying to make a living too.

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stormtrooper634
08/29/23 8:04:01 PM
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8

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xGhostchantx
08/29/23 8:05:02 PM
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more than 20 but less than 30

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thronedfire2
08/29/23 8:05:45 PM
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Torgo posted...
They don't have those anywhere I've ever lived. No touch policy states I guess?

TBH, I'm really not a big strip club guy, but that is one way anyone can see plenty of IRL boobleez. Also, respect the sex workers, guys. They're just trying to make a living too.

yeah strip club policies vary by state. some they can't serve alcohol if they do full nudity and obviously alcohol is the winner there

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DementedDurian
08/29/23 8:07:04 PM
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Why see the breasts of a woman when you could become the large-breasted female?

Goodness, I need shapeshifting powers like PRONTO!!!

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Torgo
08/29/23 8:07:21 PM
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Waxitron_Gazer posted...
not a better question. i sincerely doubt that many CE posters go to strip clubs.

It's not anything difficult to go lol. I've been to a few, and I'm really not a strip club going guy... mostly I would go if one of the dudes wanted to go for their birthday or something like that.

If people have a religious objection not to go, then I don't shame them for it even if I don't think it's a sin. That's between them and their imaginary god.

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creativeme
08/29/23 8:08:05 PM
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who really keeps count of that unless you only seen a few or are still a teen?


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Waxitron_Gazer
08/29/23 8:08:07 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
yeah strip club policies vary by state. some they can't serve alcohol if they do full nudity and obviously alcohol is the winner there
alcohol makes a ton of money, and titties get to keep a lot of their tittie money. and alcohol makes shitty people do bad things to titties. so the separation makes a lot of sense tbh.

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Trumpo
08/29/23 8:08:23 PM
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Mommies doesn't count

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thronedfire2
08/29/23 8:11:48 PM
#33:


Waxitron_Gazer posted...
alcohol makes a ton of money, and titties get to keep a lot of their tittie money. and alcohol makes shitty people do bad things to titties. so the separation makes a lot of sense tbh.

I feel like I'd have to be at least a bit tipsy to even agree to go to a strip club, and then I'd probably down 2 vodka tonics as soon as I got there.

I'd just end up paying a stripper to be my therapist for an hour

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Waxitron_Gazer
08/29/23 8:13:05 PM
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creativeme posted...
who really keeps count of that unless you only seen a few or are still a teen?
apparently a lot of people itt


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Torgo
08/29/23 8:13:49 PM
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creativeme posted...
who really keeps count of that unless you only seen a few or are still a teen?

So true... I'm too old now, I hate to admit it but I am positive I forgot a bunch.
To be fair, I'm sure several forgot about me, and long before I did with them! lol!

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Back_Stabbath
08/29/23 8:14:37 PM
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Ten! Five pairs of titties! Ah hah hah!

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Waxitron_Gazer
08/29/23 8:14:48 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I feel like I'd have to be at least a bit tipsy to even agree to go to a strip club, and then I'd probably down 2 vodka tonics as soon as I got there.

I'd just end up paying a stripper to be my therapist for an hour
lol

i just rewatched arrested development and the "n bluth" arc with the prostitute is exactly that

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Beefbud
08/29/23 8:16:36 PM
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touched is probably in the 20-30 range, seen is difficult if you've ever been to a european beach

and there's the ultra rare category of boobs I've touched but not seen. I know this has happened with at least one girl i've been with

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bigblu89
08/29/23 8:16:56 PM
#39:


Torgo posted...
Better question: Since anyone can go to a strip club and SEE them, how many have you touched IRL?
Was just about to say that. Between strip clubs and a few trips to Bourbon Street, Ive seen more that I can count.

But actually touched? I believe 7 different sets.

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Euripides
08/29/23 8:17:11 PM
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I'll put it this way:

Number of women who consented to me seeing/touching their titties in a non-transactional relationship: 7

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pkmnlord
08/29/23 8:18:14 PM
#41:


I don't have an exact number, but I guarantee however many it is still isn't enough for me.

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thronedfire2
08/29/23 8:19:14 PM
#42:


Waxitron_Gazer posted...
lol

i just rewatched arrested development and the "n bluth" arc with the prostitute is exactly that

she was making bank

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Akagami_Shanks
08/29/23 8:19:57 PM
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Euripides posted...
I'll put it this way:

Number of women who consented to me seeing/touching their titties in a non-transactional relationship: 7
why did you phrase it so weirdly

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Waxitron_Gazer
08/29/23 8:21:35 PM
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Akagami_Shanks posted...
why did you phrase it so weirdly
that is a perfectly appropriate way to phrase it?????

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ForsakenHermit
08/29/23 8:22:31 PM
#45:


Discounting strippers the answer's probably in the high single digits or low doubles at least as far as pairs of them go.

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Glob
08/29/23 8:26:10 PM
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creativeme posted...
who really keeps count of that unless you only seen a few or are still a teen?

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Euripides
08/29/23 8:29:17 PM
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Akagami_Shanks posted...
why did you phrase it so weirdly

funsies

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bigtiggie23
08/29/23 8:29:28 PM
#48:


Seen and touched without paying - 9 pairs
Seen without touching - 7 pairs (got flashed)
Paid to see and touch - 4 pairs (stripper outcalls, where I could touch)

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ForsakenHermit
08/29/23 8:29:53 PM
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I'd image most of us are estimating. It's not likely that somebody on her has a titty journal or titty tally at home.

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Euripides
08/29/23 8:30:54 PM
#50:


I've only been to one strip club that allowed titty-touching, but probably touched five pairs in one night

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