Current Events > Paige Spiranac sets the record straight on whether she has breast implants

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https://pagesix.com/2023/08/28/golfer-paige-spiranac-reveals-whether-she-has-breast-implants/

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/0/AAXQRuAAEyt2.jpg

tldr: They are real. Also she shut down the rumors and says her nips aren't pierced.

Seem real to me

I dont know that I even ca

Is that fucking mayo on that hot dog?!

They look pretty fake

Who?

Spurner posted...

I dont know that I even ca

Is that fucking mayo on that hot dog?!

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/2/5/AAfNgnAAEyuF.jpg

She should show her nips and prove it

Gonna have to ask our titty experts to give a second opinion, I'm not buying it.

Ok, but why do I need to care?

I'm gonna have to get irl proof if you know what i'm shaying

Eh if they're all propped up like that its hard to tell. Shes definitely too old for them to look sobperky so I'm gonna go halfway and say she had a boob lift or something.

After further Titty inspection it seems the pierced nips conspiracy was with a black shirt. If they were really pierced it would have been seen in the other stuff. Where it is easier to see such a thing.

Powdered_Toast posted...

Gonna have to ask our titty experts to give a second opinion, I'm not buying it.

Where is Neon when you need him.

BlueTigerLion posted...

Where is Neon when you need him.

Suspended, probably?

AldousIsDead posted...

Suspended, probably?

Every time NeonTentacles is SUSPENDED, I feel sick to my stomach. I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of NeonTentacles's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

NeonTentacles was Suspended.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent NeonTentacles link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. Blood was everywhere. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, NeonTentacles did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 days he will rise again from the depths of Suspended and post wonderful stories about titties on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

Anyway, I really just miss NeonTentacles and I think the mods should reconsider his Suspension.

tl;dr - free NeonTentacles

Implants or not, pierced or not...

Still would.

BlueTigerLion posted...

Where is Neon when you need him.

I'm right here! >_>

AldousIsDead posted...

Suspended, probably?

I haven't been suspended in a year. inb4IGetSuspendedlol

BlueTigerLion posted...

https://pagesix.com/2023/08/28/golfer-paige-spiranac-reveals-whether-she-has-breast-implants/

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/1/0/AAXQRuAAEyt2.jpg

tldr: They are real. Also she shut down the rumors and says her nips aren't pierced.

look at them weiners, standing for attention next to her milkers

where's the proof

What about her lips tho

Spurner posted...

I dont know that I even ca

Is that fucking mayo on that hot dog?!

Eh lets give her the benefit of the doubt and assume it's some sort of garlic aioli

I'd gobble those glizzies

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/9/1/AANRQlAAEyvH.jpg

Look natural to me, clearly in most of her photos she is wearing a push up bra. I don't want to call them saggy... but without the bra they hang like typical large natural milkers