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My theory is that SBAllen is secretly also suspended so can't act on the other suspensions.

Fear the mods, fear the system

Poorly posted...

Fear the mods, fear the system

You seem to be doing pretty well.

Yeah, seems like they've been using suspension as more of a punishment by itself, rather than just an in-between from getting modded to banned, warned, etc lately.

Or dtoast is on vacation

I remember when Allen took a long ass break one time, there were suspensions two weeks old before they were resolved.

I am big boss daddy now. Y'all follow me. I lead ya to greatness. I conquer all, hear me now. Listen to da big boss golden king from da mud. I am da king now.

We be peaceful but also raid 'n take da gold when we wanna.

We big conquerin' pirate kings n' queens. No one be stoppin' us. We free kings n' queens n' do whatever we wanna do.

Me keep sayin' queens n' dat cuz da women got equal rights in our rag-tag, silly ass society. Hear me now.

I da king of kings. Come to me n' ask before ya do da raidin'. I give da final say-so.

We pirates but we organized n' look out for all our brothers n' sisters. We run dis whole ting. We da rulers. Hear me now n' follow me, ya smart n' beautiful n' well-trained arseholes.

Love ya all, but follow me n' we create a kingdom, my friends!

Seriously doe I could run a militia or gang or military unit or squad or whatever you wanna call it, I just have to be bold and ostentatious. Aggressive and confident.

It's not in me, doe. My grandpa was in da Red Arrow Division which is da pacific unit dat suffered da higbhest casualties for Americans in WWII. My gpa saw his friend's head get blown off by a sniper shot.

He was made a SGT. because he was 6'5", lol. But he was a big friendly giant like my li'l 6'0" ass (6'4" wingspan doe-- a former NBA player directed me to play center because of my arms n' defensive instincts). I love people.......even da violent one dat rocked me wit a crowbar to my head and hand recently.

Fucked up my hooping like dat cop did wit my arm.

It's a shame. I love hoopin and da neighborhood kids love when I hoop wit dem. I'm like a scrawny, pale LeBron. Dat's my style. My shot is ok at best sp I mainly take it to da rack and whip da ball around like Magic. I shouldn't brag so much but for real....da young'uns love playin wit me because I'm skilled and unselfish.

I'm a positive part of da community, swear to god. Dey love me everywhere. I've taught so many people how to swim, from ages 1-99. And taught many kids how to hoop and fish and just interact with people and handle their business.

Again, I feel ashamed for bragging but da so-called justice system is tryna do me so dirty. It's a sad tale.

Trumble posted...

My theory is that SBAllen is secretly also suspended so can't act on the other suspensions.

That'd make a lot of sense because my dumb, drunk ass should probably have been reprimanded by now. I've been saying so much goofy shit, lol.

Dark_Arbron posted...

You seem to be doing pretty well.

No. he is doing poorly.

EzeDoesIt posted...

That'd make a lot of sense because my dumb, drunk ass should probably have been reprimanded by now. I've been saying so much goofy shit, lol.

Dumb random shit isn't usually moddable in and of itself.

manhookcardoor posted...

No. he is doing poorly.

You report my message, I will remember this betrayal forever!

Trumble posted...

Dumb random shit isn't usually moddable in and of itself.

true but it tends to get one caught up...

i.e. i'm more likely to type something moddable when I'm writing dumb random shit

course of nature

easier to mess up

idk

manhookcardoor posted...

No. he is doing poorly.

Touche.

Poorly posted...

You report my message, I will remember this betrayal forever!

I didn't lol.

DToast on vacation

I'm not Suspended! Thank the mods!

*crosses fingers, knocks on wood, throws salt over shoulder, etc.*

VeggetaX posted...

DToast on vacation

Would've had to work first to vacate.