Current Events > "There were dinosaurs on the ark" just makes God look incompetent

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HylianFox 08/16/23 8:03:01 PM #1:	Since they died out anyway, thus defeating the purpose of them being on the ark to begin with --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:975493387] in "There wer... [t:80538771]...</cite> <quote>Since they died out anyway, thus defeating the purpose of them being on the ark to begin with </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 08/16/23 8:07:06 PM #2:	He forgot the dinosaurs --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: Baldurs Gate 3, Carol Reed Mysteries series, & Spyro 3.5: Return to the Forgotten Realms He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:975493450] in "There wer... [t:80538771]...</cite> <quote>He forgot the dinosaurs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kim_Seong-a 08/16/23 8:15:35 PM #3:	I mean Noah and his family had to eat somehow. It's their fault for being so delicious. --- Lusa Cfaad Taydr <cite>Kim_Seong-a posted [p:975493590] in "There wer... [t:80538771]...</cite> <quote>I mean Noah and his family had to eat somehow. It's their fault for being so delicious. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__aCEr__ 08/16/23 8:17:24 PM #4:	Well I think the whole "kill everything and start over" also makes him look pretty incompetent. --- See you next Wednesday. <cite>__aCEr__ posted [p:975493624] in "There wer... [t:80538771]...</cite> <quote>Well I think the whole "kill everything and start over" also makes him look pretty incompetent. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ellis123 08/16/23 8:22:43 PM #5:	__aCEr__ posted... Well I think the whole "kill everything and start over" also makes him look pretty incompetent. It's okay. After that snafu he gave us the commandments so we would get to find out what made him angry the first time. --- "A shouted order to do something of dubious morality with an unpredictable outcome? Thweeet!" My FC is in my profile. <cite>ellis123 posted [p:975493713] in "There wer... [t:80538771]...</cite> <quote>__aCEr__ posted... </cite><quote>Well I think the whole "kill everything and start over" also makes him look pretty incompetent.</quote>It's okay. After that snafu he gave us the commandments so we would get to find out what made him angry the first time. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 08/16/23 8:48:05 PM #6:	Kim_Seong-a posted... I mean Noah and his family had to eat somehow. It's their fault for being so delicious. turns out T Rexes were just really REALLY big chickens... >__> --- THIS SPACE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK Do not write in this space. <cite>HylianFox posted [p:975494196] in "There wer... [t:80538771]...</cite> <quote>Kim_Seong-a posted... </cite><quote>I mean Noah and his family had to eat somehow. It's their fault for being so delicious.</quote>turns out T Rexes were just really REALLY big chickens...>__> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/16/23 8:50:21 PM #7:	__aCEr__ posted... Well I think the whole "kill everything and start over" also makes him look pretty incompetent. Also like why the fuck even have an ark in the first place. Couldn't he just make new animals like he did the first time? Why the fuck go through all that nonsense of trying to save two of each kind? --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:975494250] in "There wer... [t:80538771]...</cite> <quote>__aCEr__ posted... </cite><quote>Well I think the whole "kill everything and start over" also makes him look pretty incompetent.</quote>Also like why the fuck even have an ark in the first place. Couldn't he just make new animals like he did the first time? Why the fuck go through all that nonsense of trying to save two of each kind? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 08/16/23 8:51:05 PM #8:	Those are dragon knights and not animals. When the flood poured they transformed from human to dragon and roared but drowned due to their wickedness. If only Noah son married one then the bloodline continue and we have dragon morphing people like Dota. <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:975494270] in "There wer... [t:80538771]...</cite> <quote>Those are dragon knights and not animals. When the flood poured they transformed from human to dragon and roared but drowned due to their wickedness.If only Noah son married one then the bloodline continue and we have dragon morphing people like Dota.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 08/16/23 9:02:24 PM #9:	ellis123 posted... It's okay. After that snafu he gave us the commandments so we would get to find out what made him angry the first time. I feel like there was a bit of a gap between these two events. --- He/Him http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://i.imgur.com/M8h2ATe.png https://i.imgur.com/6ezFwG1.png <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:975494511] in "There wer... [t:80538771]...</cite> <quote>ellis123 posted... </cite><quote>It's okay. After that snafu he gave us the commandments so we would get to find out what made him angry the first time.</quote>I feel like there was a bit of a gap between these two events. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XBoner 08/16/23 9:03:54 PM #10:	have you ever met anyone that believed in the literal telling of the noah's ark story? --- "I used to be a people person, then people ruined it" <cite>XBoner posted [p:975494542] in "There wer... [t:80538771]...</cite> <quote>have you ever met anyone that believed in the literal telling of the noah's ark story? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/16/23 9:04:31 PM #11:	DrizztLink posted... I feel like there was a bit of a gap between these two events. Yeah. After killing everyone in the flood for debauchery they immediately went right back to debauchery in Sodom. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:975494551] in "There wer... [t:80538771]...</cite> <quote>DrizztLink posted... </cite><quote>I feel like there was a bit of a gap between these two events.</quote>Yeah. After killing everyone in the flood for debauchery they immediately went right back to debauchery in Sodom. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/16/23 9:05:00 PM #12:	XBoner posted... have you ever met anyone that believed in the literal telling of the noah's ark story? You mean in real life or just in general? --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:975494560] in "There wer... [t:80538771]...</cite> <quote>XBoner posted... </cite><quote>have you ever met anyone that believed in the literal telling of the noah's ark story?</quote>You mean in real life or just in general? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XBoner 08/16/23 9:06:04 PM #13:	Tyranthraxus posted... You mean in real life or just in general? what? yeah i mean you met an actual person who believed it happened exactly as it is told --- "I used to be a people person, then people ruined it" <cite>XBoner posted [p:975494582] in "There wer... [t:80538771]...</cite> <quote>Tyranthraxus posted... </cite><quote>You mean in real life or just in general?</quote>what? yeah i mean you met an actual person who believed it happened exactly as it is told </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
flussence 08/16/23 9:07:25 PM #14:	__aCEr__ posted... Well I think the whole "kill everything and start over" also makes him look pretty incompetent. Jesus savescums. God ragequits. --- Editor's note: The sound of children screaming has been removed. <cite>flussence posted [p:975494608] in "There wer... [t:80538771]...</cite> <quote>__aCEr__ posted...</cite><quote>Well I think the whole "kill everything and start over" also makes him look pretty incompetent.</quote>Jesus savescums. God ragequits. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/16/23 9:07:59 PM #15:	XBoner posted... what? yeah i mean you met an actual person who believed it happened exactly as it is told I mean I never personally met Ken Ham but he legitimately believes Noah's ark is factual history --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:975494621] in "There wer... [t:80538771]...</cite> <quote>XBoner posted... </cite><quote>what? yeah i mean you met an actual person who believed it happened exactly as it is told</quote>I mean I never personally met Ken Ham but he legitimately believes Noah's ark is factual history </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BurmesePenguin 08/16/23 9:08:07 PM #16:	flussence posted... Jesus savescums. God ragequits. Jesus is just God's smurf account. --- Sigful User Logic <cite>BurmesePenguin posted [p:975494625] in "There wer... [t:80538771]...</cite> <quote>flussence posted... </cite><quote>Jesus savescums. God ragequits.</quote>Jesus is just God's smurf account. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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