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Touch
07/29/23 12:28:10 AM
#1:


The swords are katana forged and precisely sharpened from glorious Japan

And for all intents and purposes the gorilla knows it's being attacked so the CEmen can't get any surprise swipes in first.

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pnut027
07/29/23 12:28:46 AM
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Weeb weapon.

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AceMos
07/29/23 12:28:48 AM
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in RL 99% of katanas suck

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Heartomaton
07/29/23 12:29:09 AM
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While you foraged in the jungle, I studied the blade.

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Touch
07/29/23 12:29:45 AM
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AceMos posted...
in RL 99% of katanas suck
Yeah but these katanas don't

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DrizztLink
07/29/23 12:29:55 AM
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Heartomaton posted...
While you foraged in the jungle, I studied the blade.
WHAM

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FunWithAFryPan
07/29/23 12:31:37 AM
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Id take a halberd or a poleaxe over a katana any day.

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Glob
07/29/23 12:32:33 AM
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Its not the sword I would choose, but it doesnt matter, because even if I was lucky enough to cause a wound that eventually takes down the gorilla, hes still going to kill me first.
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Touch
07/29/23 12:33:49 AM
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FunWithAFryPan posted...
Id take a halberd or a poleaxe over a katana any day.
Yeah but in this hypothetical youre gonna use a katana AND LIKE IT

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Heartomaton
07/29/23 12:34:09 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
WHAM

*Teleports behind yo-* WHAM

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DrizztLink
07/29/23 12:34:27 AM
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Touch posted...
Yeah but in this hypothetical youre gonna use a katana AND LIKE IT*
*liking not guaranteed

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Ratchetrockon
07/29/23 12:36:50 AM
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1000

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PballDepot
07/29/23 12:39:19 AM
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Four if they were brave, 20 if not

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Imit8m3
07/29/23 12:41:14 AM
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I solo with my Cold Steel O-Katana. It's not japanese, but made with modern technology and techniques. Making it actually useful.

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Zikten
07/29/23 12:49:43 AM
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So would I be able to slice off a gorilla arm?
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FunWithAFryPan
07/29/23 12:57:42 AM
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Ill say 8, but youd only need half as many if they had halberds.

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Touch
07/29/23 1:03:02 AM
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Zikten posted...
So would I be able to slice off a gorilla arm?
Depends on your own personal strength/skill

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