Current Events > Oceangate Co-Founder wants to send 1000 people to floating colony on Venus

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refmon
07/28/23 7:06:39 PM
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https://www.businessinsider.com/oceangate-cofounder-send-humans-live-venus-atmosphere-2050-titan-sohnlein-2023-7

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ArkhamOrigins
07/28/23 7:07:50 PM
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lol

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Irony
07/28/23 7:08:01 PM
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Ok

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ANort175
07/28/23 7:08:16 PM
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"Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and that mass grave over yonder is from OceanGate"

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Garabandal
07/28/23 7:09:01 PM
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How haven't they been shut down?

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ClayGuida
07/28/23 7:09:41 PM
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As long as they're all billionaires, I'm down.

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Naysaspace
07/28/23 7:09:54 PM
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>Guillermo Shnlein (left), a cofounder of OceanGate Expeditions, has a plan to send 1,000 people to Venus' atmosphere by 2050

>has a plan

Yes. Yes I'm sure he has a plan, and not just a drunken rambling aspiration.

>"I think I've been driven to help make humanity a multi-planet species since I was 11 years old," he said. "I had this recurring dream of being the commander of the first Martian colony,"

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Prismsblade
07/28/23 7:10:31 PM
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Even if floating colonys were possible theres there's the matter of providing food, supplies energy and other materials to them on a potentially barren and liveless rock that's the issue.

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FolkenRawr
07/28/23 7:10:39 PM
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  • By 2050, he would like to see 1,000 humans living in the sulfuric acid clouds of Venus.


Pass.

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Ratchetrockon
07/28/23 7:11:40 PM
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Bruh venus sucks. They need to go to titan

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thronedfire2
07/28/23 7:13:38 PM
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I didn't think a satire site would be able to get the url 'businessinsider.com'

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TonyKojima
07/28/23 7:15:48 PM
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Why Venus?

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Smashingpmkns
07/28/23 7:16:00 PM
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There are 2700~ billionaires in the world. Would be kinda cool if there were only 1700~

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Bass
07/28/23 7:17:28 PM
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By 2050, he would like to see 1,000 humans living in the sulfuric acid clouds of Venus.
Lmao, I'm sure people will be clamoring to go to a colony that's built by the carbon fiber sub people. Especially since the local is so nice.


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brestugo
07/28/23 7:18:34 PM
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"Yeah, we're gonna go with somebody else 'cuz you guys already had your shot with exploration."

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wanderingshade
07/28/23 7:18:52 PM
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Acid clouds, 800 degrees... Just ripe for commercialism

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Strider102
07/28/23 7:19:53 PM
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I have an old 3rd party controller they can use.

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thronedfire2
07/28/23 7:20:45 PM
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what could possibly go wrong?

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Heartomaton
07/28/23 7:22:35 PM
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Logitech right now:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/6/AAVeaUAADTzQ.jpg

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DrizztLink
07/28/23 7:22:53 PM
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wanderingshade posted...
Acid clouds, 800 degrees... Just ripe for commercialism
I don't think the conditions on Venus are gonna be the limiting factor here.

Like, if they actually made it they'd die in minutes, but I'd be astounded if they reached our atmosphere.

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UnicornWizard
07/28/23 7:22:58 PM
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I thought this was going to be an onion article.

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kage_53
07/28/23 7:24:35 PM
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Thats literal suicide. Venus is too hot. This guy needs to be arrested.
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brestugo
07/28/23 7:28:07 PM
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UnicornWizard posted...
I thought this was going to be an onion article.

Or The Sun...

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Hospy
07/28/23 7:29:46 PM
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Well, I encourage anyone to pursue lofty goals and dreams.

I'm not going to be one of his customers though.
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UnholyMudcrab
07/28/23 7:38:47 PM
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Hospy posted...
Well, I encourage anyone to pursue lofty goals and dreams.

I'm not going to be one of his customers though.
I for one do not encourage him to pursue sending humans to Venus, because that's stupid

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ProfessorKukui
07/28/23 7:39:13 PM
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we barely got robots to Mars & my dude wants to create Cloud City in fucking Venus.

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FolkenRawr
07/28/23 7:45:40 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
we barely got robots to Mars & my dude wants to create Cloud City in fucking Venus.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/1/AAQh2QAAEtBf.jpg

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Dakimakura
07/28/23 7:51:34 PM
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Round up the billionaires and send them to Venus.

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AceMos
07/28/23 7:59:01 PM
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why stop there aim big my friend lets build a colon inside a blackhole

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Strider102
07/28/23 8:00:10 PM
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AceMos posted...
why stop there aim big my friend lets build a colon inside a blackhole

Yes, let's definitely build a colon.

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theAteam
07/28/23 8:00:55 PM
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Strider102 posted...
I have an old 3rd party controller they can use.

we understand your concerns and this time well be using a steam deck

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brestugo
07/28/23 8:01:08 PM
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AceMos posted...
why stop there aim big my friend lets build a colon inside a blackhole



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Tyranthraxus
07/28/23 8:01:56 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
we barely got robots to Mars & my dude wants to create Cloud City in fucking Venus.
It's ok we got 16 years to figure it out. Well maybe more like 15 years because it's gonna take time to move 1000 people there.

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AceMos
07/28/23 8:02:09 PM
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Strider102 posted...
Yes, let's definitely build a colon.
you know what my typo is a even better joke so im happy with it

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Suolevram
07/28/23 8:03:46 PM
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ClayGuida posted...
As long as they're all billionaires, I'm down.
That just means their children will inherit the money and the cycle of nepotism will just stay the same. Unless it's all the billionaires and their heirs. Kind of ruthless.

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Slaya4
07/28/23 8:08:15 PM
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It's possible to live in Venus skies, but I doubt this guy has the right plan

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Dancedreamer
07/28/23 8:09:05 PM
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Someone set up a gofund me to let Elon live out his dream of living in space for a while...

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AceMos
07/28/23 8:09:54 PM
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Dancedreamer posted...
Someone set up a gofund me to let Elon live out his dream of living in space for a while...
lets make sure his shuttle is a convertible

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DrizztLink
07/28/23 8:09:59 PM
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AceMos posted...
why stop there aim big my friend lets build a colon inside a blackhole
Technically we all already have that.

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UnsteadyOwl
07/28/23 8:16:22 PM
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We've already learned that when these guys say "innovation" what they mean is "we'll cut every corner and then invent a few more corners so we can cut those as well".

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Letsago
07/28/23 8:24:17 PM
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Next up, they'll put a man on the sun

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Pikachuchupika
07/28/23 8:25:49 PM
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Letsago posted...
Next up, they'll put a man on the sun

Superman lives there
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__aCEr__
07/28/23 8:30:39 PM
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Finding innovative new ways to huff CO2.

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Solar_Crimson
07/28/23 8:38:26 PM
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There is no way in hell--no pun intended--that I would ever consider living on the clouds of Venus. Especially not via a plan helmed by Oceangate.

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deoxxys
07/28/23 10:30:42 PM
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So if there's a colon in the black hole can you reach it with your member?

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UnholyMudcrab
07/28/23 10:32:23 PM
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Letsago posted...
Next up, they'll put a man on the sun
Putting people on the sun is easy. You just have to wait until night when it's not hot or bright anymore.

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SuperShake666
07/28/23 10:32:57 PM
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He should take Musk up with him to prove it works.

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mystic_belmont
07/28/23 10:35:35 PM
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We do know there is a layer within Venus' atmosphere where human life is sustainable, it's thick enough to provide protection from the sun's radiation, floating cities can be built, and the only thing you need to really wear is an oxygen tank.

But with the co-founder of Oceangate? I wouldn't go on a road trip, much less travel to another planet.

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