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ArsGoetia
07/24/23 10:34:53 PM
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i tried a knife and a hammer and a chisel but its not budging
i dont wanna have to wait for it to thaw
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Tyranthraxus
07/24/23 10:36:24 PM
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Put the chicken in the dishwasher

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RetsuZaiZen
07/24/23 10:37:09 PM
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ArsGoetia posted...
wait for it to thaw


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ArsGoetia
07/24/23 10:37:24 PM
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im boiling it for soup
and i tried that last time and the diaper got all mushy and turned to sludge
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ArsGoetia
07/24/23 10:39:13 PM
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the skin and the diaper
its bone in if that matters
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__aCEr__
07/24/23 10:40:59 PM
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Brother, where are you getting these incontinent chickens?

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ButteryMales
07/24/23 10:42:09 PM
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Git gud son.
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flussence
07/24/23 10:42:40 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Put the chicken in the dishwasher

remember to use the "chicken" setting

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Gremlynn
07/24/23 10:44:54 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
Put the chicken in the dishwasher

WTF kind of awful advice is this?

You can't fuckin cook poultry in the same place you cook fish!

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kingdrake2
07/24/23 10:58:32 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...


Wait you guys have dishwashers?


Yes.

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HANGtheDJ_86
07/25/23 7:25:41 AM
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Sounds like someone could use a diaper daddy.

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ArsGoetia
07/25/23 8:52:12 AM
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the diaper they put under your chicken when you buy it at the store
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rynobot
07/25/23 8:52:42 AM
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Buy an unfrozen chicken

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ArsGoetia
07/25/23 10:41:57 AM
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rynobot posted...
Buy an unfrozen chicken

i did but i got scared bc of that mod with the month expired chickey
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FolkenRawr
07/25/23 10:46:43 AM
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I've got two hands

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superbot400
07/25/23 11:09:24 AM
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ArsGoetia posted...
i tried a knife and a hammer and a chisel but its not budging
i dont wanna have to wait for it to thaw
Put it in water and it will thaw out faster.

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Lordgold666
07/25/23 12:05:39 PM
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Cold water

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bigblu89
07/25/23 12:09:17 PM
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Yes. I married her nearly 20 years ago.

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Lordgold666
07/25/23 2:04:27 PM
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Ayyyyy lol

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fan357
07/25/23 2:05:04 PM
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You wear a disguise to look like human guys

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ArsGoetia
07/25/23 6:54:41 PM
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i grilled steak instead but i appreciate the advice evryone
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kingdrake2
07/26/23 1:14:27 AM
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ArsGoetia posted...
grilled steak


it's a downgrade. but steak is almost as good as chicken imo.

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ArsGoetia
07/26/23 1:15:58 AM
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kingdrake2 posted...
it's a downgrade. but steak is almost as good as chicken imo.

i dont eat red meat i made it for my wife
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mach25687
07/26/23 1:16:11 AM
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Microwave for like 5 to 6 minutes or run in under warm water on the sink.

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