Current Events > Opposite Action: Doing the opposite of your inclinations will help you get laid.

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Iamdepressed
07/20/23 12:16:15 PM
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Well my therapist told me, I'll get better if I just continue doing the opposite of what I normally do. Without much detailed context, I was told it's supposed to trick my brain and supposedly rewire my synapses in a way where I won't feel depressed. Then I just switched the word "better" with "laid" and it made much more sense to me.

Today, I did exactly that. I went to buy groceries and instead of doing my usual monotonous greeting that made me seem zombified and expressionless, I decided to spice things up for the sake of opposite action. I thought to myself, what is the most ridiculously corny thing I can say to this beautiful cashier that I would never dare to say? I wiped the sweat on my palms off the side of my jeans and I pressed the floor as I could feel my body tensing into flight-or-fight mode. My body subconsciously shifted my entire weight onto my right foot as if I was getting ready to swing a punch. Then my mind turned into goo and I said, "What TV show is this? Are you an actress or something? I think I've seen you in that show Lost?"

She giggled and was eager to explain that she's studying to get into med school. We had a good 2 minute talk before someone else showed up in line. I think I'm going to try this from now on. Opposite action baby.
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s0nicfan
07/20/23 12:18:51 PM
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I'm glad to hear that's working for you, and I apologize if what I'm about to post is disrespectful, but I instantly thought of how to train your dragon based on your story:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/2/AABJX0AAErJW.jpg

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"History Is Much Like An Endless Waltz. The Three Beats Of War, Peace And Revolution Continue On Forever." - Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz
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Iamdepressed
07/20/23 12:22:19 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
I'm glad to hear that's working for you, and I apologize if what I'm about to post is disrespectful, but I instantly thought of how to train your dragon based on your story:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/0/2/AABJX0AAErJW.jpg
I don't get it, but are you a model or something?
**now give me my giggles and talk to me for more than 2 minutes**
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ArsGoetia
07/20/23 12:23:33 PM
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man for a second there i thought you were gonna punch her
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