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RISEofCHRISTIAN
07/17/23 7:36:49 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/8/AAfMaiAAEqto.jpg

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Irony
07/17/23 7:37:21 PM
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According to that one song Bowser only kidnaps Peach because he wants Mario to be there

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Crimsoness
07/17/23 7:37:46 PM
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So long gay Bowser!

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Robot2600
07/17/23 7:37:57 PM
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So long gay Bowser.

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Dakimakura
07/17/23 7:38:52 PM
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Bi

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The_shibe
07/17/23 7:41:14 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYjucItxB4g

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mercurydude
07/17/23 7:44:49 PM
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I say gay, but my reasons are admittedly selfish.

I wanna marry him.

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SaikyoStyle
07/17/23 7:46:09 PM
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Bowser is pansexual

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Zikten
07/17/23 8:07:58 PM
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Mario calls him gay. But that's because he doesn't know that everytime he's running around to "save" Peach, Bowser is making sweet love to her at the castle the whole time
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Strider102
07/17/23 8:09:18 PM
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https://youtu.be/OCh2l0J1uJk

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DragonClaw01
07/17/23 8:09:44 PM
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Straight. First thing, he has sired a child, which typically makes him straight or at minimum bi and he kidnaps peach because he wants to make her is queen, also straight, albeit a bit rapey.

Mario saying "so long gay Bowser" as he chucks him is just a way of insulting Bowser in a really 90s way, which is appropriate given the game was made in the 90s. It would be considered quite rude in todays culture

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pokedude900
07/17/23 8:12:46 PM
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DragonClaw01 posted...
Straight. First thing, he has sired multiple children

He has not. The Koopalings aren't his kids. That was something the localizers made up back in the day, and that's been officially debunked.

Meanwhile, Miyamoto himself has said he is Bowser Jr.'s mother.

https://youtu.be/uu2DnTd3dEo?t=40

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ArchonKnight
07/17/23 8:14:11 PM
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He is and that means Mario was committing hate crimes.

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EmbraceOfDeath
07/17/23 8:15:30 PM
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Zikten posted...
Mario calls him gay. But that's because he doesn't know that everytime he's running around to "save" Peach, Bowser is making sweet love to her at the castle the whole time
Peach is probably the one who told Mario Bowser was gay to throw off suspicion.

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Smiffwilm
07/17/23 8:24:42 PM
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He openly thirsts for Peaches in games and the movie.

He's straight or bi.

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Klaus343
07/17/23 8:30:04 PM
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Bowser had Bowser Jr through parthenogenesis, meaning Bowser is the only parent of Bowser Jr.

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