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Can't keep a good man down (I'm gay)

https://youtu.be/nN120kCiVyQ
something you can bang your grindr dilf to

hi gay, i'm dad

in my time away, i learned that you should NEVER say offensive things online.i would like to thank the AMAZING moderation staff for giving me the time and space i desperately needed to self-reflect and learn the error of my ways

there is not enough oil in dirt to make a decent soap

damn :(

there is if you use dirt from an oil spill

A lot of people don't realize that Seven Nation Army was written about Jack White's struggles with sexually transmitted ass warts:

I'm gonna fight 'em all {I'm gonna get these warts removed}

A seven nation army couldn't hold me back {"seven nation army" refers to butt warts of unknown origins - given Jack White's extensive touring he could've picked up the warts on any continent}

They're gonna rip it off {doctors are going to remove them}

Taking their time right behind my back {where's his butt? That's right... right behind his back}

And I'm talking to myself at night
Because I can't forget {can't forget those butt warts}

Back and forth through my mind
Behind a cigarette

And the message coming from my eyes
Says, "Leave it alone" {Leave my butt alone, lovers. Lest ye catch this sinful plague!}

Don't wanna hear about it
Every single one's got a story to tell {No use complaining about it, everyone has problems of their own}

Everyone knows about it
From the Queen of England to the Hounds of Hell {Rumors have been swirling for years about White's butt warts}

And if I catch it coming back my way
I'm gonna serve it to you {Don't bring no more STIs my way or you'll get one right back!!}

And that ain't what you want to hear
But that's what I'll do

And the feeling coming from my bones
Says, "Find a home"

I'm going to Wichita
Far from this opera forevermore {Going to quit the rockstar touring lifestyle to focus on my health}

I'm gonna work the straw
Make the sweat drip out of every pore
And I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding, and I'm bleeding
Right before the Lord
All the words are gonna bleed from me
And I will sing no more {Through honest work on the farm, White hopes to heal both his body and his mind, and make peace with his God who had stricken him with this pox as retribution for turning from the church and engaging in debauchery}

And the stains coming from my blood
Tell me, "Go back home" {But his blood is forever tainted, there is no cure, only treatment. May as well go "back home" to the touring lifestyle he loves so much}

Ello, mate.