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Noname12
07/10/23 11:25:36 AM
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https://twitter.com/hypebeast/status/1678406072577540099?s=46&t=o6tIkkSBRz2o_KdlCGVq5A

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MabusIncarnate
07/10/23 11:28:22 AM
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Where the fuck is Roy Kent?

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Makeveli_lives
07/10/23 11:29:00 AM
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Trying to spread that madden curse thing out a little bit?

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FolkenRawr
07/10/23 11:29:39 AM
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That's hysterical!

I don't get it

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radical_rhino
07/10/23 11:30:24 AM
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Thats a lot of corporate advertisements for one game cover.

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Makeveli_lives
07/10/23 11:30:26 AM
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FolkenRawr posted...
That's hysterical!

I don't get it
Today the cover athlete is one solitary athlete from the sport.

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Error1355
07/10/23 11:33:18 AM
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EA Sports covers have been absolute dog shit since the pandemic.

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TomClark
07/10/23 11:35:21 AM
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I like the idea behind that cover, but it would have been better if they'd photoshopped actual faces rather than that stupid cartoon-y look. Roaldinho looks like he's going to give me a really annoying and quirky GTA sidequest where a quick scheme to get a car back gets increasingly ridiculous.

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Questionmarktarius
07/10/23 11:36:26 AM
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is that the Unabomber?
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MabusIncarnate
07/10/23 11:36:39 AM
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Error1355 posted...
EA Sports covers have been absolute dog shit since the pandemic.
Idk how they managed to cock over NHL, it wasn't hard, one player, white hockey themed background.

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Hornezz
07/10/23 11:36:40 AM
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MFW I see the new Fifa cover

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/1/2/AACpnzAAEpV4.jpg

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alphagamble
07/10/23 11:38:47 AM
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Is Marta on there?

I don't know any women footballers besides her

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LukaDoncic77
07/10/23 11:39:37 AM
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alphagamble posted...
Is Marta on there?

I don't know any women footballers besides her

you have never heard Sinclair, Rapinoe or Morgan?
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IMNOTRAGED
07/10/23 11:39:46 AM
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Error1355 posted...
EA Sports covers have been absolute dog shit since the pandemic.

The Madden 23 covers were good though

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invertedlegdrop
07/10/23 11:40:37 AM
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didn't FIFA kick EA to the curb a while ago?

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ellis123
07/10/23 11:41:51 AM
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I was going to point out a single one before I realized that every single person who smiles on that creeps me out greatly. That's some pretty severe uncanny valley going on.

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alphagamble
07/10/23 11:43:19 AM
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LukaDoncic77 posted...
you have never heard Sinclair, Rapinoe or Morgan?
yeah, but if you put me on the spot in a weeks time and tell me to name 3 women's footballers I'm coming up short

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LukaDoncic77
07/10/23 11:45:02 AM
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Pele
Haaland
Son
Zidane
Beckham
Hamm (?)
Ronaldinho
Drogba
Saka
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FolkenRawr
07/10/23 11:47:10 AM
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LukaDoncic77 posted...
you have never heard Sinclair, Rapinoe or Morgan?

Rapinoe is the pink hair one, right? No to the other two.


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Bio1590
07/10/23 11:47:32 AM
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This straight-up looks like some AI-generated bullshit. A lot of them have faces that are completely skewed to the actual angle of their head.

And why on earth is Beckham not looking at the camera

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Heineken14
07/10/23 11:48:28 AM
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All the dudes. Don't watch women's soccer so don't really know many of them.

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LukaDoncic77
07/10/23 11:48:42 AM
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Makeveli_lives posted...
Today the cover athlete is one solitary athlete from the sport.

not necessarily, there have been covers that feature more than one athlete at the same time or different cover athletes spread across different versions of the same game of that year

Brady and Mahomes shared a cover one year
nba2kxx has different athletes depending on the version of the game
nhl23 had Zegras and Nurse share the cover this year
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Heineken14
07/10/23 11:49:35 AM
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Also, this looks like a Sims expansion. lol

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I4NRulez
07/10/23 11:50:27 AM
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invertedlegdrop posted...
didn't FIFA kick EA to the curb a while ago?

other way around i believe

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Northlane
07/10/23 11:51:23 AM
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invertedlegdrop posted...
didn't FIFA kick EA to the curb a while ago?
Yeah that's why it's called "FC24"

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Cynrascal
07/10/23 11:53:30 AM
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I only started to try to look into soccer/football, so I only recognize three (Haaland, Son, Beckham).

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Jagr_68
07/10/23 11:55:53 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/1/AAUQbgAAEpWL.jpg

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SgtBash
07/10/23 12:03:03 PM
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It looks like we're getting new Women's Leagues, the German & Spanish ones.

Wolfsburg were in last year when they were part of the Women's Champions League. As for the Spanish one, I noticed a woman in an Atletico Madrid strip, again could be UWCL but guess we'll find out soon enough.

Heard a rumour of a first African League getting added too.

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synklare
07/10/23 12:05:06 PM
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They look weird.

Almost as if they're AI-generated images and they give me deep-fake vibes.

It's really odd.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/6/AAaeM1AAEpWQ.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/7/AAaeM1AAEpWR.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/8/AAaeM1AAEpWS.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/9/AAaeM1AAEpWT.png https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/2/AAaeM1AAEpWW.png

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Bio1590
07/10/23 12:06:50 PM
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Also it's interesting that there's players on the cover in their national team jerseys, isn't one of the major notable absences from this game supposed to be the complete lack of any international play at the national level? I know the Champions League is in it but that's still at club-level.

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meralonne
07/10/23 12:09:16 PM
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Son Heung-Min has a shit season for a mid-table team but they put him front and center on the cover. lolwut

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ai123
07/10/23 12:11:30 PM
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They did a good job of Rudi Voeller's infamous hair.

His face, not so much.

https://youtu.be/fbb_lKd5mlo

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Jagr_68
07/10/23 12:16:43 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/4/8/AAUQbgAAEpWc.jpg

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SgtBash
07/10/23 12:39:08 PM
#38:


synklare posted...
They look weird.

Almost as if they're AI-generated images and they give me deep-fake vibes.

It's really odd.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/3/7/AAaeM1AAEpWR.png

I know she isn't but this woman reminds me of Gal Gadot

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Antifar
07/10/23 12:46:41 PM
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invertedlegdrop posted...
didn't FIFA kick EA to the curb a while ago?
Other way around

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Antifar
07/10/23 12:48:02 PM
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Bio1590 posted...
Also it's interesting that there's players on the cover in their national team jerseys, isn't one of the major notable absences from this game supposed to be the complete lack of any international play at the national level? I know the Champions League is in it but that's still at club-level.
They no longer have the FIFA license, but they could have UEFA or Concacaf, etc.

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LukaDoncic77
07/10/23 12:55:03 PM
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meralonne posted...
Son Heung-Min has a shit season for a mid-table team but they put him front and center on the cover. lolwut

soccer players represent their club as much as they represent their country, having him on the cover is big for Korea regardless of the season he had last year
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synklare
07/10/23 12:56:19 PM
#43:


SgtBash posted...
I know she isn't but this woman reminds me of Gal Gadot

Lmao, felt the same to be honest, then I felt bad as Gal Gadot is actually attractive whereas this image is dodgy as hell. No offence of course to the real athlete but this image doesn't do her any justice, it doesn't really do ANY of them justice to be frank.

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DarkFists
07/10/23 12:58:56 PM
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Dude looks like a protagonist for a Naughty Dog game or something

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meralonne
07/10/23 1:21:15 PM
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LukaDoncic77 posted...
soccer players represent their club as much as they represent their country, having him on the cover is big for Korea regardless of the season he had last year
Shouldve put him in his SK National team jersey then instead of his Sp*rs kit.

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Bio1590
07/10/23 1:29:33 PM
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Antifar posted...
They no longer have the FIFA license, but they could have UEFA or Concacaf, etc.
I think the fact this hasn't actually been confirmed or not at this point is weird as shit.

Also Beckham is in his England kit in this photo but in the actual promo video they released today he's only in an Ultimate Team kit, as are Ronaldinho and Drogba (and another guy I don't recognize). I have a feeling that might actually be a sign.

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SgtBash
07/10/23 1:34:14 PM
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Bio1590 posted...

I think the fact this hasn't actually been confirmed or not at this point is weird as shit.

Also Beckham is in his England kit in this photo but in the actual promo video they released today he's only in an Ultimate Team kit, as are Ronaldinho and Drogba (and another guy I don't recognize). I have a feeling that might actually be a sign.

A sign of retro kits

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LukaDoncic77
07/10/23 2:14:36 PM
#48:


meralonne posted...
Shouldve put him in his SK National team jersey then instead of his Sp*rs kit.

it wouldnt have made a difference, you probably would have still questioned why hes front and center on the cover
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Bio1590
07/10/23 2:29:44 PM
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SgtBash posted...
A sign of retro kits
Certainly possible that is all its a sign of. Pele is in his Brazil kit on the cover, Voller is in his German kit, and Beckham is in his England kit, and I think there's a couple others, but notably Drogba is in his Chelsea kit, Ronaldinho is in his Paris Saint-Germain kit, and Zidane is in his Real Madrid kit.

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ai123
07/10/23 2:33:27 PM
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Pirlo is in his Italy kit.

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DKBananaSlamma
07/10/23 2:35:23 PM
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lmao wut. How lazy can EA be with FIFA

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