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HylianFox
07/25/23 6:05:04 PM
#453:


KFHEWUI posted...
Crow T. Robot: Pajamas, jazz, and communism. This is WILD.

Booze 'n guns 'n jammies don't mix!

THIS is how the NRA wants the world to look.

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ablegator
07/25/23 6:08:18 PM
#454:


A Centron Production. Although we got the idea from someone else because were cheating. Thank you.

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HylianFox
07/25/23 6:09:37 PM
#455:


ablegator posted...
A Centron Production. Although we got the idea from someone else because were cheating. Thank you.

"Oh, hi Ms. Granby- AHHH AHHHH AAAAAAAAAHHHHH GET AWAY!!!"

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ablegator
07/25/23 6:12:25 PM
#456:


And right there in front of you sat your friend Mary with her head chock full of answers.

Split it open now!


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HylianFox
07/25/23 6:12:57 PM
#457:


By the way, have you seen my ribcage?

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ablegator
07/25/23 6:13:53 PM
#458:


I will bring you down, Johnny!

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HylianFox
07/25/23 6:14:18 PM
#459:


"Was there a shadow of doubt in the way Ms. Granby looked at you?"

"Or was it lust?"

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ablegator
07/25/23 6:16:22 PM
#460:


If you want I could turn him into furniture.


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HylianFox
07/25/23 6:17:18 PM
#461:


You've made some powerful enemies, son.

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ablegator
07/25/23 6:19:10 PM
#462:


Give us Barabbas! Barabbas!

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HylianFox
07/25/23 6:20:14 PM
#463:


Remember, when you cheat, you make an "eat" out of C and H.

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ablegator
07/25/23 6:21:25 PM
#464:


Cheating is bad. Richard Basehart is good.

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Heartomaton
07/25/23 6:59:16 PM
#465:


Now don't replace his blood with Smuckers like last time, Doctor. That wasn't funny.

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TyVulpine
07/25/23 7:25:27 PM
#466:


They gave him the Captain Dork costume by mistake.

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CyricZ
07/25/23 7:35:23 PM
#467:


For depressing phone sex, dial 1-900-ALFALFA

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Heartomaton
07/25/23 7:38:40 PM
#468:


Well, you can't smoke chocolate, I know that now.

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TyVulpine
07/25/23 9:22:14 PM
#469:


(From Poopie)
Really makes you think, doesn't it? Really makes you wonder what the next line is, doesn't it?

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HylianFox
07/25/23 10:15:39 PM
#470:


Mr. Servo, Mr. Crow, *I* am responsible for the lives of 148 crew members aboard this ship! 144 of which we never see.

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Kamil
07/26/23 11:55:51 AM
#471:


Astronaut Neil Stryker finds himself trapped on an alternate Earth.

Let's watch what happens.

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KFHEWUI
07/26/23 12:24:18 PM
#472:


Crow T. Robot: She died as she lived, failing algebra.

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UnsteadyOwl
07/26/23 12:26:18 PM
#473:


I can guess the number of turkeys it would take to fill any given space, for I am Turkey Volume Guessing Man!

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CyricZ
07/26/23 2:17:14 PM
#474:


Joel can I be mummified and placed next to Stalin?

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HylianFox
07/26/23 2:18:24 PM
#475:


CyricZ posted...
Joel can I be mummified and placed next to Stalin?

Sure, honey.

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TyVulpine
07/26/23 3:53:32 PM
#476:


Please, Mommy. Just one more sacrifice?

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HylianFox
07/26/23 3:54:53 PM
#477:


TyVulpine posted...
Please, Mommy. Just one more sacrifice?

Can't I have ONE more justice!?

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TyVulpine
07/26/23 3:55:48 PM
#478:


HylianFox posted...
Can't I have ONE more justice!?
Okay, but this is the FINAL JUSTICE!

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HylianFox
07/26/23 4:07:11 PM
#479:


Uh oh, cowboy music. Let's just turn back now, shall we?

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Heartomaton
07/26/23 4:14:11 PM
#480:


"Fur kills"? Man, that's right. It is hot today.

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KFHEWUI
07/26/23 5:38:06 PM
#481:


Never use a trampoline with unstable TNT in your pocket.

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TyVulpine
07/27/23 7:44:35 AM
#482:


Let me get a pencil, I want to write that one down!

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CyricZ
07/27/23 7:48:44 AM
#483:


Ah ha! So it's bicycles, then! We accept your choice of vehicles! En garde!

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Heartomaton
07/27/23 7:50:42 AM
#484:


Don't go up there, you'll become a toy.

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CyricZ
07/27/23 11:23:07 AM
#485:


The British Slightly-Less-Dismal Sex Video Series

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ZeroX2010
07/27/23 11:27:11 AM
#486:


Space is warped and time is bendable.

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Heartomaton
07/27/23 12:17:01 PM
#487:


You're out of paper towels in the men's room!

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CyricZ
07/27/23 12:18:15 PM
#488:


The bickering explodes across the screen!

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KFHEWUI
07/27/23 12:19:23 PM
#489:


Joel Robinson: And dogs just go nuts for the rich taste of Basil Rathbone. One Rathbone a day will clean doggy's teeth, and freshen doggy breath.
Crow T. Robot: And they're packed with bits of Nigel Bruce!

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CyricZ
07/27/23 12:23:27 PM
#490:


Booze has knighted me King of the Lovers!

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Heartomaton
07/27/23 12:27:00 PM
#491:


I blinded me with science!

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CyricZ
07/27/23 12:29:58 PM
#492:


Well now he's just the Incredibly Resilient Man.

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KFHEWUI
07/27/23 12:45:36 PM
#493:


Sybil: All yours when you are 21!
Tom Servo: If the Price is Right!

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CyricZ
07/27/23 12:51:44 PM
#494:


Sir Patrick: "Where the divvil is he?"
Servo: "Divvil?"
Joel: "He's Irish..."

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TyVulpine
07/27/23 1:01:56 PM
#495:


Passed from editor to editor in a desperate attempt to save it.

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CyricZ
07/27/23 1:48:41 PM
#496:


I'm learning a LOT about porn!

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Heartomaton
07/27/23 1:50:33 PM
#497:


Aw gross, it's Michael Stipe's head!

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CyricZ
07/27/23 1:52:25 PM
#498:


This has been the official biopic of Larry Fine.

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Kamil
07/27/23 1:52:43 PM
#499:


Movie sign is almost over.

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CyricZ
07/27/23 1:53:04 PM
#500:


*guitar sting*

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