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Shoot_FTH
07/04/23 2:23:54 PM
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She's also slightly crazy.

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Turbam
07/04/23 2:24:30 PM
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Granny harem is back on the menu, boys

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Euripides
07/04/23 2:24:37 PM
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Couldn't just bump your other flopic?

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Irony
07/04/23 2:24:46 PM
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This is a really dumb gimmick

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Paragon21XX
07/04/23 2:25:47 PM
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Nobody believes you are telling the truth.

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Shoot_FTH
07/04/23 2:27:59 PM
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Why have I had sex with this woman? She isn't really attractive.

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Irony
07/04/23 2:28:28 PM
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I mean she's only as attractive as your imagination is creating her to be.

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Priere
07/04/23 2:29:11 PM
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Why cant you just do a degenerate weeb gimmick?

With your amount of dedication to this dumb shit, we could get some real good waifu topics going.

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Mortainous28
07/04/23 2:30:29 PM
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Irony posted...
This is a really dumb gimmick


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__aCEr__
07/04/23 2:33:07 PM
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Even your made-up life is boring.

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PokemonExpert44
07/04/23 2:33:41 PM
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Snuhawk ftw

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Compsognathus
07/04/23 2:34:10 PM
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This is a very pathetic topic. I would be embarrassed to have made it.

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MarcoRubio
07/04/23 2:35:12 PM
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What made you think posting this would lead to any positive developments of any kind?

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VeggetaX
07/04/23 2:37:06 PM
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TC and that guy who wears Rolex watches compete to have the best imaginary life. Very entertaining.

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Shoot_FTH
07/04/23 2:37:26 PM
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Should I keep hooking up with her?

Or not?

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brestugo
07/04/23 2:38:28 PM
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TC used the chair in the shower.

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Shoot_FTH
07/04/23 2:40:37 PM
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She has a piercing which I'm not sure someone her age should have.

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Crimsoness
07/04/23 2:41:14 PM
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Shoot_FTH posted...
She has a piercing which I'm not sure someone her age should have.
That's not a piercing Sunhawk it's a nasal cannula

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Shoot_FTH
07/04/23 2:43:00 PM
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Wtf?

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toreysback
07/04/23 2:46:06 PM
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To all the gilfs I've loved before
Who traveled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along
I dedicate this song
To all the gilfs I've loved before

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VeggetaX
07/04/23 2:47:57 PM
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So do you guys think Sunhawk cares that almost no one believes what he says? Or do you think he's getting posts and reactions from others and that's all that really matters to him?

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Turbam
07/04/23 2:48:23 PM
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What if he's actually telling da troof?!

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VeggetaX
07/04/23 2:50:01 PM
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Even if he is telling the truth no one believes him so I gotta wonder how he feels about that. When I tell people about myself and no believes me I'm perfectly okay with it.

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PiOverlord
07/04/23 2:51:40 PM
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You should go for it man. She is probably a FREAK in bed.

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roos1046_Reborn
07/04/23 2:51:53 PM
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Compsognathus posted...
This is a very pathetic topic. I would be embarrassed to have made it.


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Shoot_FTH
07/04/23 2:55:25 PM
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I was having sex just the other day with that 40 something woman with the amazing fake boobs. TBQH, she's a lot better to be in bed with.

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Carljank
07/04/23 2:58:00 PM
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It's amazing how consistently you can annoy people by totally ignoring them in a topic. I have to say TC was successful in trolling people in this topic. This is some genuine annoyance.

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ZevLoveDOOM
07/04/23 2:58:11 PM
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even grannies needs some cock fam.
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Shoot_FTH
07/04/23 3:03:07 PM
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People think I should stop with the much older woman? Or shouldn't I?

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VeggetaX
07/04/23 3:09:24 PM
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At least he's not harassing cyric about his sex life. That's a worst gimmick

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Shoot_FTH
07/04/23 3:10:13 PM
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It was crazy when Cyric finally got laid a few years ago. Remember that?

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toreysback
07/04/23 3:20:44 PM
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no

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Shoot_FTH
07/04/23 3:22:57 PM
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I do.

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SwordMaster13X
07/04/23 3:23:54 PM
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Shoot_FTH posted...
It was crazy when Cyric finally got laid a few years ago. Remember that?

no

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SwordMaster13X
07/04/23 3:25:14 PM
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Sunhawk maybe you should take a picture of you and one of these old ladies together

you have gone too far in telling us about them, might as well go all the way and show who are you hooking up

someone might believe you

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Shoot_FTH
07/04/23 3:28:36 PM
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I could post a photo of me with my arm around the waist of a 50 something woman I've slept with, and CE still wouldn't believe me.

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Shoot_FTH
07/04/23 3:32:10 PM
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I got a call the other day from the 60 something woman I'm very fond of. She wanted sex right then, but I couldn't be bothered to walk all the way across town.

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Turbam
07/04/23 3:33:06 PM
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Shoot_FTH posted...
I could post a photo of me with my arm around the waist of a 50 something woman I've slept with, and CE still wouldn't believe me.
Go ahead and post it then

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Shoot_FTH
07/04/23 3:39:18 PM
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No.

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Turbam
07/04/23 3:39:37 PM
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Sad

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SwordMaster13X
07/04/23 3:39:52 PM
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Shoot_FTH posted...
No.

why not

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NES4EVER
07/04/23 3:41:11 PM
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Why are we back to this again?

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Shoot_FTH
07/04/23 3:42:10 PM
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Maybe because CE finds it so interesting. The older, the better.

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toreysback
07/04/23 5:02:38 PM
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ya the next one should be 90 - that would probably get to 500

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Valjackal
07/04/23 5:05:02 PM
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Shoot_FTH posted...
Maybe because CE finds it so interesting. The older, the better.

No one has ever told you that. Stop making topics.

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LeadPipeCinche
07/04/23 5:05:24 PM
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Shoot_FTH posted...
Should I keep hooking up with her?

Or not?


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TheSavageDragon
07/04/23 5:08:37 PM
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SwordMaster13X posted...
Sunhawk maybe you should take a picture of you and one of these old ladies together

you have gone too far in telling us about them, might as well go all the way and show who are you hooking up

someone might believe you

I believe him tbh. That's why I find this to be so pathetic. Just fuck and go about your day like the rest of us instead of trying to gain internet clout on a video game forum.
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MrKapowski
07/04/23 6:04:28 PM
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Shoot_FTH posted...
I could post a photo of me with my arm around the waist of a 50 something woman I've slept with, and CE still wouldn't believe me.

No, nobody believes you because none of this ever happened, so there will never be any pictures.


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Shoot_FTH
07/05/23 10:42:36 AM
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Slept with the 60 something woman again this morning. She was wearing a lacy bra. Older women are generally NOT shy in bed.

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