[LFQ-400] Before you learned the truth, how did you think babies were made/delivered?

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wackyteen 06/28/23 11:26:38 AM #1:	How so? I always knew the truth about sex, as far back as I can remember Cabbage patch / apple seeds / other plant delivery method Stork delivery Mommy and daddy share a 'special hug' I thought the male had to pee in the female All you gotta do is kiss the other person (deeply) Thought babies came from eggs You go to the hospital or baby store Other I don't remember thinking anything else was how babies How so? - Results (48 votes) I always knew the truth about sex, as far back as I can remember 16.67% (8 votes) 8 Cabbage patch / apple seeds / other plant delivery method 2.08% (1 vote) 1 Stork delivery 6.25% (3 votes) 3 Mommy and daddy share a 'special hug' 4.17% (2 votes) 2 I thought the male had to pee in the female 14.58% (7 votes) 7 All you gotta do is kiss the other person (deeply) 0% (0 votes) 0 Thought babies came from eggs 2.08% (1 vote) 1 You go to the hospital or baby store 2.08% (1 vote) 1 Other 10.42% (5 votes) 5 I don't remember thinking anything else was how babies 41.67% (20 votes) 20 What wild beliefs did you have as a kid about where babies come from, ce? --- The name is wackyteen for a reason. Never doubt. <cite>wackyteen posted [p:974480733] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite> <quote> How so? I always knew the truth about sex, as far back as I can remember Cabbage patch / apple seeds / other plant delivery method Stork delivery Mommy and daddy share a 'special hug' I thought the male had to pee in the female All you gotta do is kiss the other person (deeply) Thought babies came from eggs You go to the hospital or baby store Other I don't remember thinking anything else was how babies Vote View Results How so? - Results (48 votes) I always knew the truth about sex, as far back as I can remember 16.67% (8 votes) 8 Cabbage patch / apple seeds / other plant delivery method 2.08% (1 vote) 1 Stork delivery 6.25% (3 votes) 3 Mommy and daddy share a 'special hug' 4.17% (2 votes) 2 I thought the male had to pee in the female 14.58% (7 votes) 7 All you gotta do is kiss the other person (deeply) 0% (0 votes) 0 Thought babies came from eggs 2.08% (1 vote) 1 You go to the hospital or baby store 2.08% (1 vote) 1 Other 10.42% (5 votes) 5 I don't remember thinking anything else was how babies 41.67% (20 votes) 20 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80492681', message: '0', key: '2fc89414' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } What wild beliefs did you have as a kid about where babies come from, ce? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dakimakura 06/28/23 11:27:15 AM #2:	I didnt --- "Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson <cite>Dakimakura posted [p:974480749] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite> <quote>I didnt </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArsGoetia 06/28/23 11:27:16 AM #3:	wasnt something i gave a shit about tbh <cite>ArsGoetia posted [p:974480750] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite> <quote>wasnt something i gave a shit about tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Compsognathus 06/28/23 11:28:00 AM #4:	My parents were very upfront about how babies were made. --- 1 line break(s), 160 characters allowed <cite>Compsognathus posted [p:974480766] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite> <quote>My parents were very upfront about how babies were made. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CedarPointcp 06/28/23 11:28:23 AM #5:	ArsGoetia posted... wasnt something i gave a shit about tbh i can't really remember the age though. iirc they did tell me where they came from. but iirc not how they got there...etc... <cite>CedarPointcp posted [p:974480774] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite> <quote>ArsGoetia posted... </cite><quote>wasnt something i gave a shit about tbh</quote>i can't really remember the age though. iirc they did tell me where they came from. but iirc not how they got there...etc...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hayame_Zero 06/28/23 11:29:26 AM #6:	I always knew about pregnancy, and I thought women would just start getting pregnant when they grew up and had a random number of babies. --- ...I think I'm done here... <cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:974480792] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite> <quote>I always knew about pregnancy, and I thought women would just start getting pregnant when they grew up and had a random number of babies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 06/28/23 11:32:15 AM #7:	Always knew the truth about peeing in butts makes babies --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:974480845] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite> <quote>Always knew the truth about peeing in butts makes babies </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Robot2600 06/28/23 11:45:18 AM #8:	the guy pees inside the girl to make a baby --- --- <cite>Robot2600 posted [p:974481116] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite> <quote>the guy pees inside the girl to make a baby</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bass 06/28/23 11:46:02 AM #9:	I didn't think too much about the way it was done, but I always knew babies came from women. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Bass posted [p:974481130] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite> <quote>I didn't think too much about the way it was done, but I always knew babies came from women. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Azarias 06/28/23 12:24:51 PM #10:	Hayame_Zero posted... I always knew about pregnancy, and I thought women would just start getting pregnant when they grew up and had a random number of babies. Bass posted... I didn't think too much about the way it was done, but I always knew babies came from women. These pretty much. --- People are prone to dying. <cite>Azarias posted [p:974481932] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite> <quote>Hayame_Zero posted... </cite><quote>I always knew about pregnancy, and I thought women would just start getting pregnant when they grew up and had a random number of babies.</quote>Bass posted... </cite><quote>I didn't think too much about the way it was done, but I always knew babies came from women.</quote>These pretty much.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zanzenburger 06/28/23 12:27:29 PM #11:	My earliest memory of where babies came from was when my closest sibling was born through a C-section. My parents took the opportunity to let me believe that all babies came from C-sections. It did always make me wonder how people in older times had babies when they didn't have access to reliable cutting equipment until I learned the truth. As far as how the baby was conceived, I never really thought about it. I guess I just assumed it started forming in the women's uterus at a predetermined age. --- Congratulations! Your post was deemed response-worthy. <cite>Zanzenburger posted [p:974481997] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite> <quote>My earliest memory of where babies came from was when my closest sibling was born through a C-section. My parents took the opportunity to let me believe that all babies came from C-sections. It did always make me wonder how people in older times had babies when they didn't have access to reliable cutting equipment until I learned the truth.As far as how the baby was conceived, I never really thought about it. I guess I just assumed it started forming in the women's uterus at a predetermined age.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IMNOTRAGED 06/28/23 12:49:21 PM #12:	Compsognathus posted... My parents were very upfront about how babies were made. --- http://i.imgur.com/kkm3QaD.jpg "Be ruthless with systems; be kind to people." <cite>IMNOTRAGED posted [p:974482569] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite> <quote>Compsognathus posted... </cite><quote>My parents were very upfront about how babies were made.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Homeless_Waifu 06/30/23 9:34:50 AM #13:	I read a very detailed college biology book when I was a kid. Just kept skipping through pages until I went through the human anatomy page and stuff --- I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat <cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:974527402] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite> <quote>I read a very detailed college biology book when I was a kid. Just kept skipping through pages until I went through the human anatomy page and stuff</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Karovorak 06/30/23 9:38:12 AM #14:	I have a little brother, so I learned pretty quickly that women can get pregnent to get a child. The details of the how didn't matter to me, as far as I remember. <cite>Karovorak posted [p:974527445] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite> <quote>I have a little brother, so I learned pretty quickly that women can get pregnent to get a child.The details of the how didn't matter to me, as far as I remember.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Euripides 06/30/23 9:41:57 AM #15:	Hayame_Zero posted... I always knew about pregnancy, and I thought women would just start getting pregnant when they grew up and had a random number of babies. Same. And when I asked why my aunt never had babies, my mom told me she took a special pill that prevented it (which fit into my narrative without understanding how sex worked) --- people who car cars a whip are so cringe <cite>Euripides posted [p:974527497] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite> <quote>Hayame_Zero posted... </cite><quote>I always knew about pregnancy, and I thought women would just start getting pregnant when they grew up and had a random number of babies.</quote>Same. And when I asked why my aunt never had babies, my mom told me she took a special pill that prevented it (which fit into my narrative without understanding how sex worked)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 06/30/23 10:24:44 AM #16:	I thought you had to do it in the butt so the babies come out head first. --- http://i.imgur.com/hRsG4.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif https://imgur.com/37KDT <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:974528259] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite> <quote>I thought you had to do it in the butt so the babies come out head first. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GranQroppoop 06/30/23 10:27:51 AM #17:	"I always knew the truth about sex, as far back as I can remember" "Look Who's Talking" was a movie they let kids watch back then. --- Any last one-liners before I go ape on you? - Hoss Delgado Mmm, toast some marshmallows for me too Mailman.- Chris Paul <cite>GranQroppoop posted [p:974528309] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite> <quote>"I always knew the truth about sex, as far back as I can remember""Look Who's Talking" was a movie they let kids watch back then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wackyteen
06/28/23 11:26:38 AM
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<cite>wackyteen posted [p:974480733] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite>
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	How so?
	
			
		I always knew the truth about sex, as far back as I can remember 

			
		Cabbage patch / apple seeds / other plant delivery method

			
		Stork delivery 

			
		Mommy and daddy share a 'special hug'

			
		I thought the male had to pee in the female 

			
		All you gotta do is kiss the other person (deeply)

			
		Thought babies came from eggs 

			
		You go to the hospital or baby store

			
		Other

			
		I don't remember thinking anything else was how babies 

		
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	How so? - Results (48 votes)
	
				
			I always knew the truth about sex, as far back as I can remember 
			16.67% (8 votes)
			
			8
		
				
			Cabbage patch / apple seeds / other plant delivery method
			2.08% (1 vote)
			
			1
		
				
			Stork delivery 
			6.25% (3 votes)
			
			3
		
				
			Mommy and daddy share a 'special hug'
			4.17% (2 votes)
			
			2
		
				
			I thought the male had to pee in the female 
			14.58% (7 votes)
			
			7
		
				
			All you gotta do is kiss the other person (deeply)
			0% (0 votes)
			
			0
		
				
			Thought babies came from eggs 
			2.08% (1 vote)
			
			1
		
				
			You go to the hospital or baby store
			2.08% (1 vote)
			
			1
		
				
			Other
			10.42% (5 votes)
			
			5
		
				
			I don't remember thinking anything else was how babies 
			41.67% (20 votes)
			
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What wild beliefs did you have as a kid about where babies come from, ce? 
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Dakimakura
06/28/23 11:27:15 AM
#2:

I didnt

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"Let the bears pay the bear tax I pay the Homer tax." - Bart Simpson

<cite>Dakimakura posted [p:974480749] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite>
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ArsGoetia
06/28/23 11:27:16 AM
#3:

wasnt something i gave a shit about tbh

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Compsognathus
06/28/23 11:28:00 AM
#4:

My parents were very upfront about how babies were made.

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<cite>Compsognathus posted [p:974480766] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite>
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CedarPointcp
06/28/23 11:28:23 AM
#5:

ArsGoetia posted...

wasnt something i gave a shit about tbh

i can't really remember the age though. iirc they did tell me where they came from. but iirc not how they got there...etc...

<cite>CedarPointcp posted [p:974480774] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite>
<quote>ArsGoetia posted... </cite><quote>wasnt something i gave a shit about tbh</quote>i can't really remember the age though.  iirc they did tell me where they came from.  but iirc not how they got there...etc...</quote>

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Hayame_Zero
06/28/23 11:29:26 AM
#6:

I always knew about pregnancy, and I thought women would just start getting pregnant when they grew up and had a random number of babies.

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...I think I'm done here...

<cite>Hayame_Zero posted [p:974480792] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite>
<quote>I always knew about pregnancy, and I thought women would just start getting pregnant when they grew up and had a random number of babies.</quote>

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R1masher
06/28/23 11:32:15 AM
#7:

Always knew the truth about peeing in butts makes babies

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R1R1R1R1R1R1

<cite>R1masher posted [p:974480845] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite>
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Robot2600
06/28/23 11:45:18 AM
#8:

the guy pees inside the girl to make a baby

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Bass
06/28/23 11:46:02 AM
#9:

I didn't think too much about the way it was done, but I always knew babies came from women.

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Many Bothans died to bring you this post.

<cite>Bass posted [p:974481130] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite>
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Azarias
06/28/23 12:24:51 PM
#10:

Hayame_Zero posted...

I always knew about pregnancy, and I thought women would just start getting pregnant when they grew up and had a random number of babies.

Bass posted...

I didn't think too much about the way it was done, but I always knew babies came from women.

These pretty much.

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People are prone to dying.

<cite>Azarias posted [p:974481932] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite>
<quote>Hayame_Zero posted... </cite><quote>I always knew about pregnancy, and I thought women would just start getting pregnant when they grew up and had a random number of babies.</quote>Bass posted... </cite><quote>I didn't think too much about the way it was done, but I always knew babies came from women.</quote>These pretty much.</quote>

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Zanzenburger
06/28/23 12:27:29 PM
#11:

My earliest memory of where babies came from was when my closest sibling was born through a C-section. My parents took the opportunity to let me believe that all babies came from C-sections. It did always make me wonder how people in older times had babies when they didn't have access to reliable cutting equipment until I learned the truth.

As far as how the baby was conceived, I never really thought about it. I guess I just assumed it started forming in the women's uterus at a predetermined age.

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<cite>Zanzenburger posted [p:974481997] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite>
<quote>My earliest memory of where babies came from was when my closest sibling was born through a C-section. My parents took the opportunity to let me believe that all babies came from C-sections. It did always make me wonder how people in older times had babies when they didn't have access to reliable cutting equipment until I learned the truth.As far as how the baby was conceived, I never really thought about it. I guess I just assumed it started forming in the women's uterus at a predetermined age.</quote>

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IMNOTRAGED
06/28/23 12:49:21 PM
#12:

Compsognathus posted...

My parents were very upfront about how babies were made.

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http://i.imgur.com/kkm3QaD.jpg
"Be ruthless with systems; be kind to people."

<cite>IMNOTRAGED posted [p:974482569] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite>
<quote>Compsognathus posted... </cite><quote>My parents were very upfront about how babies were made.</quote></quote>

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Homeless_Waifu
06/30/23 9:34:50 AM
#13:

I read a very detailed college biology book when I was a kid. Just kept skipping through pages until I went through the human anatomy page and stuff

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I bought the Taito Egret II Mini just to play puchi carat

<cite>Homeless_Waifu posted [p:974527402] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite>
<quote>I read a very detailed college biology book when I was a kid. Just kept skipping through pages until I went through the human anatomy page and stuff</quote>

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Karovorak
06/30/23 9:38:12 AM
#14:

I have a little brother, so I learned pretty quickly that women can get pregnent to get a child.

The details of the how didn't matter to me, as far as I remember.

<cite>Karovorak posted [p:974527445] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite>
<quote>I have a little brother, so I learned pretty quickly that women can get pregnent to get a child.The details of the how didn't matter to me, as far as I remember.</quote>

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Euripides
06/30/23 9:41:57 AM
#15:

Hayame_Zero posted...

I always knew about pregnancy, and I thought women would just start getting pregnant when they grew up and had a random number of babies.

Same. And when I asked why my aunt never had babies, my mom told me she took a special pill that prevented it (which fit into my narrative without understanding how sex worked)

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people who car cars a whip are so cringe

<cite>Euripides posted [p:974527497] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite>
<quote>Hayame_Zero posted... </cite><quote>I always knew about pregnancy, and I thought women would just start getting pregnant when they grew up and had a random number of babies.</quote>Same. And when I asked why my aunt never had babies, my mom told me she took a special pill that prevented it (which fit into my narrative without understanding how sex worked)</quote>

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FF_Redux
06/30/23 10:24:44 AM
#16:

I thought you had to do it in the butt so the babies come out head first.

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http://i.imgur.com/hRsG4.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/zZQ38Hb.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif https://imgur.com/37KDT

<cite>FF_Redux posted [p:974528259] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite>
<quote>I thought you had to do it in the butt so the babies come out head first. </quote>

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GranQroppoop
06/30/23 10:27:51 AM
#17:

"I always knew the truth about sex, as far back as I can remember"

"Look Who's Talking" was a movie they let kids watch back then.

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Mmm, toast some marshmallows for me too Mailman.- Chris Paul

<cite>GranQroppoop posted [p:974528309] in Before you... [t:80492681]...</cite>
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