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UnfairRepresent
06/27/23 7:19:26 PM
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Could you date her?



She's an attractive girl and you get on well but during sex she just sort of blurts out random propaganda about how great Canada is. How beautiful it is, how good the economy is, how great the people are, all the sights to see, it's majestic wildlife and cultural history.

And it's different every time.

This isn't intentional, she can't control it or stop it but it always happens. It's just a mental tick that kicks in when she's sexually excited. Almost like a very intense yet specific variation of Tourette syndrome.

https://i.imgur.com/FO6SxWO.png

Inverse to male if that way inclined

Could you date her?

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Turbam
06/27/23 7:20:10 PM
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Didn't know I had this fetish

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ANort175
06/27/23 7:20:17 PM
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What's the downside

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willythemailboy
06/27/23 7:22:03 PM
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ANort175 posted...
What's the downside


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Irony
06/27/23 7:22:16 PM
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ANort175 posted...
What's the downside
Canada

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Bass
06/27/23 7:23:25 PM
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Does this mean she'll get me Canadian citizenship?

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Shotgunnova
06/27/23 7:27:37 PM
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Yeah, baby, I love it when you tell me about the annual cargo tonnage in the Port of Quebec!

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meralonne
06/27/23 7:32:06 PM
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If I were single, yes, and Id finish with a hearty
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blue42972
06/27/23 7:39:44 PM
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What about the same situation, but she lectures you about how great Trump is?
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Shotgunnova
06/27/23 7:40:51 PM
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blue42972 posted...
What about the same situation, but she lectures you about how great Trump is?
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/4/7/AABhrNAAEm7v.jpg

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