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WingsOfGood 06/25/23 8:56:00 PM #1:	What are your hopes for Elon vs. Zuckerberg ? Elon wins Zuck wins Elon get injured and is unable to type for long time Zuck is forced to transfer mind into the metaverse due to bodily injury double k.o. Bill Gates descends from a helicopter and gives them a dropkick people boycott rich jerks and it gets no views biggest event ever HELL YEAH USA USA CAPITALISM Trump comes out of nowhere Joe Biden What are your hopes for Elon vs. Zuckerberg ? - Results (75 votes) Elon wins 2.67% (2 votes) 2 Zuck wins 10.67% (8 votes) 8 Elon get injured and is unable to type for long time 12% (9 votes) 9 Zuck is forced to transfer mind into the metaverse due to bodily injury 5.33% (4 votes) 4 double k.o. 32% (24 votes) 24 Bill Gates descends from a helicopter and gives them a dropkick 13.33% (10 votes) 10 people boycott rich jerks and it gets no views 13.33% (10 votes) 10 biggest event ever HELL YEAH USA USA CAPITALISM 2.67% (2 votes) 2 Trump comes out of nowhere 4% (3 votes) 3 Joe Biden 4% (3 votes) 3 this is thread <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:974421471] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote> What are your hopes for Elon vs. Zuckerberg ? Elon wins Zuck wins Elon get injured and is unable to type for long time Zuck is forced to transfer mind into the metaverse due to bodily injury double k.o. Bill Gates descends from a helicopter and gives them a dropkick people boycott rich jerks and it gets no views biggest event ever HELL YEAH USA USA CAPITALISM Trump comes out of nowhere Joe Biden Vote View Results What are your hopes for Elon vs. Zuckerberg ? - Results (75 votes) Elon wins 2.67% (2 votes) 2 Zuck wins 10.67% (8 votes) 8 Elon get injured and is unable to type for long time 12% (9 votes) 9 Zuck is forced to transfer mind into the metaverse due to bodily injury 5.33% (4 votes) 4 double k.o. 32% (24 votes) 24 Bill Gates descends from a helicopter and gives them a dropkick 13.33% (10 votes) 10 people boycott rich jerks and it gets no views 13.33% (10 votes) 10 biggest event ever HELL YEAH USA USA CAPITALISM 2.67% (2 votes) 2 Trump comes out of nowhere 4% (3 votes) 3 Joe Biden 4% (3 votes) 3 Show Voting Form function poll_vote() { var vote_option = $("input[name='poll_vote']:checked").val(); if(!vote_option) return; $.ajax({ type: 'POST', url: '/ajax/forum_poll_vote', data: { option: vote_option, board: '400', topic: '80489978', message: '0', key: '2f3f98ae' }, success: function(response) { if(response.error) { alert(response.error); } else { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").html(response.html).show(); } } }); } function view_results_legacy() { $("#poll_vote").hide(); $("#poll_results").show(); } function hide_results_legacy() { $("#poll_results").hide(); $("#poll_vote").show(); } this is thread </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Carljank 06/25/23 8:56:52 PM #2:	Double KO is best case scenario. --- Sorry if my posts make you feel emotional. It is not my intent. Make America Nazi-Free Again. #NoMoreNazis #Wolf2 <cite>Carljank posted [p:974421484] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>Double KO is best case scenario.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate_reaver 06/25/23 8:56:54 PM #3:	Barb wire exploding cage match --- I pray god will curse the writer, as the writer has cursed the world with this beautiful, stupendous creation, terrible in its simplicity, irresistible in truth <cite>ultimate_reaver posted [p:974421485] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>Barb wire exploding cage match </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikakaeru 06/25/23 8:57:13 PM #4:	that it actually happens, and I don't like fighting sports at all --- Pikakaeru, use water gun! <cite>pikakaeru posted [p:974421495] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>that it actually happens, and I don't like fighting sports at all</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 06/25/23 8:58:06 PM #5:	https://youtu.be/ZRLBbXYWLbs --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:974421516] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/ZRLBbXYWLbs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 06/25/23 9:00:06 PM #6:	Elon Musk's mommy has already stepped in and told the boys not to stoop to violence, and chided humanity for encouraging it against her precious widdle Elon. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:974421549] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>Elon Musk's mommy has already stepped in and told the boys not to stoop to violence, and chided humanity for encouraging it against her precious widdle Elon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 06/25/23 9:02:00 PM #7:	Giacomo_Hawkins posted... Elon Musk's mommy has already stepped in and told the boys not to stoop to violence, and chided humanity for encouraging it against her precious widdle Elon. Elon chickening already? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF_-5pZ_kxY <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:974421587] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>Giacomo_Hawkins posted... </cite><quote>Elon Musk's mommy has already stepped in and told the boys not to stoop to violence, and chided humanity for encouraging it against her precious widdle Elon.</quote>Elon chickening already?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF_-5pZ_kxY</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giacomo_Hawkins 06/25/23 9:37:18 PM #8:	Oh no, Elon isn't a chicken, it's just that his mommy told him not to. --- Will the little voice in the back of my mind screaming "This is a bad idea" please yield the floor. --Mikey Chivalry be hanged, and so will you. <cite>Giacomo_Hawkins posted [p:974422360] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>Oh no, Elon isn't a chicken, it's just that his mommy told him not to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dj1200 06/25/23 9:45:43 PM #9:	I hope Zuck wins, but I doubt it. --- "It was so ridiculous and I have so many feelings about it." -Virtual Energies <cite>dj1200 posted [p:974422550] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>I hope Zuck wins, but I doubt it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 06/25/23 9:47:13 PM #10:	https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/2/AAJHVqAAEmj6.jpg --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:974422589] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/2/2/AAJHVqAAEmj6.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WingsOfGood 06/25/23 9:49:36 PM #11:	dj1200 posted... I hope Zuck wins, but I doubt it. he is the favored to win as he actually already fights <cite>WingsOfGood posted [p:974422659] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>dj1200 posted... </cite><quote>I hope Zuck wins, but I doubt it.</quote>he is the favored to win as he actually already fights </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GGuirao13 06/26/23 2:33:56 AM #12:	Double knockout. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>GGuirao13 posted [p:974427016] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>Double knockout.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kai_Laguna 06/26/23 2:45:01 AM #13:	I don't care who ultimately wins, I just want to see Musk get his plugs ripped out. <cite>Kai_Laguna posted [p:974427115] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>I don't care who ultimately wins, I just want to see Musk get his plugs ripped out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 06/26/23 2:45:34 AM #14:	Elon is taller and heavier, but Zuck trains and does Ironman type events. Elon sits around and smoke blunts with Joe Rogan, close call, but I'll give to Elon because he'll put a chip in his brain to teach him kung fu. <cite>bknight posted [p:974427120] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>Elon is taller and heavier, but Zuck trains and does Ironman type events. Elon sits around and smoke blunts with Joe Rogan, close call, but I'll give to Elon because he'll put a chip in his brain to teach him kung fu. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SiO4 06/26/23 2:47:33 AM #15:	I just hope it really happens --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC <cite>SiO4 posted [p:974427135] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>I just hope it really happens</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fluttershy 06/26/23 2:48:59 AM #17:	zuck wins, and the knockout actually offers elon a moment of clarity at the time of impact. while he's unconscious, he experiences an entire lifetime of what it would have been like if he didn't act like such a weird tool all the time. he wakes up a changed man, and fucks off forever somewhere. --- https://imgur.com/a7zbPmp.gif <cite>Fluttershy posted [p:974427154] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>zuck wins, and the knockout actually offers elon a moment of clarity at the time of impact. while he's unconscious, he experiences an entire lifetime of what it would have been like if he didn't act like such a weird tool all the time. he wakes up a changed man, and fucks off forever somewhere.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
leafsRULE 06/26/23 2:53:14 AM #18:	just spoke to a ufc guy and he says if musk trains, he wins easily, just due to the size mismatch. Zuck is like 5'7 155. Musk is 6'1 200. edit: and based on the poll i don't think many people even know this. Frankly I'd rather see Bezos vs Zuck. Bezos is in the same weight class, and is pretty jacked and has been since way before Zuck took up jiu jitsu. --- leafs rule, your favourite team drules <cite>leafsRULE posted [p:974427204] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>just spoke to a ufc guy and he says if musk trains, he wins easily, just due to the size mismatch. Zuck is like 5'7 155. Musk is 6'1 200. edit: and based on the poll i don't think many people even know this.Frankly I'd rather see Bezos vs Zuck. Bezos is in the same weight class, and is pretty jacked and has been since way before Zuck took up jiu jitsu. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
leafsRULE 06/26/23 2:56:03 AM #19:	Fluttershy posted... zuck wins, and the knockout actually offers elon a moment of clarity at the time of impact. while he's unconscious, he experiences an entire lifetime of what it would have been like if he didn't act like such a weird tool all the time. he wakes up a changed man, and fucks off forever somewhere. very very very little chance a Zuck can knock musk out, provided musk has a bit of training (which he will get of course). It's simply a matter of physics -- Zuck can't hit hard enough at 3/4 the weight of musk. --- leafs rule, your favourite team drules <cite>leafsRULE posted [p:974427239] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>Fluttershy posted... </cite><quote>zuck wins, and the knockout actually offers elon a moment of clarity at the time of impact. while he's unconscious, he experiences an entire lifetime of what it would have been like if he didn't act like such a weird tool all the time. he wakes up a changed man, and fucks off forever somewhere.</quote>very very very little chance a Zuck can knock musk out, provided musk has a bit of training (which he will get of course). It's simply a matter of physics -- Zuck can't hit hard enough at 3/4 the weight of musk. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fluttershy 06/26/23 3:55:43 AM #20:	i talked to a better ufc guy and he said not only did you not talk to a ufc guy at all, but musk is on borrowed time and that zuck is practically a chin-crushing cruise missile at this point. afterwards people will be saying don't fuck with the zuck, zuck around and fuck out etc --- https://imgur.com/a7zbPmp.gif <cite>Fluttershy posted [p:974427727] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>i talked to a better ufc guy and he said not only did you not talk to a ufc guy at all, but musk is on borrowed time and that zuck is practically a chin-crushing cruise missile at this point.afterwards people will be saying don't fuck with the zuck, zuck around and fuck out etc</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lillymon 06/26/23 3:55:50 AM #21:	I don't care who wins as long as Elon Musk gets hurt. --- "Bothering people when they're shopping or going to work or whatever because you find them attractive makes you scum of the earth." MegatokyoEd <cite>Lillymon posted [p:974427728] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>I don't care who wins as long as Elon Musk gets hurt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Karovorak 06/26/23 4:03:19 AM #22:	leafsRULE posted... just spoke to a ufc guy and he says if musk trains, he wins easily, just due to the size mismatch. Zuck is like 5'7 155. Musk is 6'1 200. edit: and based on the poll i don't think many people even know this. Don't forget that Musk is already 52, and Zuckerberg is "only" 39 and already fit. I just can't see Musk taking more than one hit at all. <cite>Karovorak posted [p:974427777] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>leafsRULE posted... </cite><quote>just spoke to a ufc guy and he says if musk trains, he wins easily, just due to the size mismatch. Zuck is like 5'7 155. Musk is 6'1 200. edit: and based on the poll i don't think many people even know this.</quote>Don't forget that Musk is already 52, and Zuckerberg is "only" 39 and already fit.I just can't see Musk taking more than one hit at all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
X8Azazel8X 06/26/23 4:07:19 AM #23:	I wouldn't watch this fight for free. --- No matter how gaudy you make your appearance...it is only a facade.. Obama/Biden/Harris Elected Hopes Rise..Fears Shatter <cite>X8Azazel8X posted [p:974427801] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>I wouldn't watch this fight for free.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ratchetrockon 06/26/23 4:08:02 AM #24:	iirc musk bragged about working up to 120 hours a week i doubt he has any time to train --- I'm a Taurus. Currently playing: penumbra series He/Him <cite>Ratchetrockon posted [p:974427804] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>iirc musk bragged about working up to 120 hours a week i doubt he has any time to train</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chicken 06/26/23 4:16:43 AM #26:	Please dont call them chickens thats an insult to chickens --- May contain bones https://youtu.be/jGbI0P4hh3o <cite>Chicken posted [p:974427875] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>Please dont call them chickensthats an insult to chickens</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Enclave 06/26/23 4:18:43 AM #27:	Ratchetrockon posted... iirc musk bragged about working up to 120 hours a week i doubt he has any time to train Reminder that his idea of working is just shit posting on Twitter all day. --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. <cite>Enclave posted [p:974427888] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>Ratchetrockon posted... </cite><quote>iirc musk bragged about working up to 120 hours a week i doubt he has any time to train</quote>Reminder that his idea of working is just shit posting on Twitter all day. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jonny2284 06/26/23 4:36:25 AM #28:	Jeff Bezos with a steel chair. <cite>Jonny2284 posted [p:974428029] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>Jeff Bezos with a steel chair.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kloe_Rinz 06/26/23 4:45:32 AM #29:	X8Azazel8X posted... I wouldn't watch this fight for free. what if it was a caged deathmatch <cite>Kloe_Rinz posted [p:974428102] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>X8Azazel8X posted... </cite><quote>I wouldn't watch this fight for free.</quote>what if it was a caged deathmatch </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tora_Sami 06/26/23 4:56:44 AM #30:	Jonny2284 posted... Jeff Bezos with a steel chair. --- Asus E-gaming z490 \| 10700k \| DDR4 32gb 3200mhz \| Asus TUF 3080ti \| 1000 watt \| Corsair H100i 240 \| G7 Odyssey 32" \| Orion Spark \| Proteus Core <cite>Tora_Sami posted [p:974428188] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>Jonny2284 posted... </cite><quote>Jeff Bezos with a steel chair.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
__starsnostars 06/26/23 5:00:25 AM #31:	It's a good think Elon had his mommy intervene, he was going to get wrecked. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDyXIXyAZq0 Please consider adopting a cat from your SPCA or local animal shelter. <cite>__starsnostars posted [p:974428220] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>It's a good think Elon had his mommy intervene, he was going to get wrecked. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
loafy013 06/26/23 5:07:45 AM #32:	Elon already lost after mommy had to step in and stop her adult son from doing it. --- The ball is round, the game lasts 90 minutes. That's fact. Everything else, is theory. <cite>loafy013 posted [p:974428280] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>Elon already lost after mommy had to step in and stop her adult son from doing it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 06/26/23 5:23:37 AM #33:	Mommy said Elon might get hurt and has forbidden him from rough housing with his friends. --- "They speak of progress, in red, white and blue. It's the structure of the future as demise comes seething through." <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:974428392] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>Mommy said Elon might get hurt and has forbidden him from rough housing with his friends.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Enclave 06/26/23 10:40:02 AM #34:	I didn't think my opinion of Elon Musk could get any lower and yet it somehow has. --- The commercial says that Church isn't for perfect people, I guess that's why I'm an atheist. <cite>Enclave posted [p:974432369] in What are y... [t:80489978]...</cite> <quote>I didn't think my opinion of Elon Musk could get any lower and yet it somehow has. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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