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HairyQueen
06/20/23 1:48:43 AM
#1:


The seconds of your post determine which Buffy character you go to bone town with tonight. Assume all characters are their 18+ age versions. Are you satisfied? Do you survive the encounter?

00 Riley
01 Willow
02 Joyce
03 Kendra
04 Wesley
05 Andrew
06 Faith
07 Ted
08 The Master
09 Drusilla
10 Cordelia
11 Warren
12 Spike
13 Xander's Mom
14 Xander's Dad
15 Xander
16 Buffy
17 Principal Snyder
18 Principal Flutie
19 Maggie Walsh
20 Adam
21 Scott Hope
22 Dracula
23 Devon MacLeish
24 Olivia
25 Hank Summers
26 Harmony
27 The Mayor
28 Tara
29 Parker Abrams
30 Kakistos
31 Katrina
32 Halfrek
33 Praying Mantis Teacher
34 The First Slayer
35 Ethan Rayne
36 Jenny Calendar
37 Giles
38 Darla
39 Jonathan
40 Faith
41 Mr. Trick
42 Caleb
43 Larry
44 Nikki Wood
45 Principal Wood
46 Olaf
47 Kennedy
48 Angel
49 Anya
50 Clem
51 Graham Miller
52 Amy
53 Jesse
54 Oz
55 Glory
56 Ben
57 Veruca
58 Forest Gates
59 Willow's Mom

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Shotgunnova
06/20/23 1:49:05 AM
#2:


adfsds

EDIT: Dammit.

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CrimsonWaffle
06/20/23 1:54:43 AM
#3:


Poast

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Butterfiles
06/20/23 2:04:28 AM
#5:


Shhehehshuw

Tara not bad

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Xette33
06/20/23 2:11:05 AM
#6:


Ok.

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action52
06/20/23 2:11:50 AM
#7:


Hmmm

50 Clem

Well I guess that's not bad. Clem is a pretty chill guy so it would probably be an uneventful night where we would cordially say good night and sleep soundly.

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bigtiggie23
06/20/23 2:12:06 AM
#8:


Post

EDIT: Faith, very nice.

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Zergrush80
06/20/23 2:13:10 AM
#9:


ha


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HairyQueen
06/20/23 12:05:14 PM
#10:


bump

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boxoto
06/20/23 12:43:16 PM
#12:


*post*

aww yea

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BearlyWilling
06/20/23 12:43:32 PM
#13:


no u

hmm how do you see seconds on mobile

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HairyQueen
06/20/23 1:06:41 PM
#14:


BearlyWilling posted...
no u

hmm how do you see seconds on mobile
BearlyWilling 6/20/2023 11:43:32 AM

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McMarbles
06/20/23 3:01:58 PM
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Post
Forest Gates that was the Initiative guy that Adam turned into a Frankenstein, right? *shrug* Im not gay so whatever

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StormSignal
06/21/23 4:54:23 PM
#16:


see

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HairyQueen
06/21/23 4:56:35 PM
#17:


StormSignal posted...
see
You'll probably have to google that one

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HairyQueen
06/21/23 4:56:57 PM
#18:


Okay let's see who I get tonight. *rolls*

Shotgunnova posted...
EDIT: Dammit.


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bladegash
06/21/23 4:58:28 PM
#19:


Never watched Buffy but I can google to see if my bedmate is hot or not

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HairyQueen
06/21/23 5:05:28 PM
#20:


bladegash posted...
Never watched Buffy but I can google to see if my bedmate is hot or not
She is!

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LincolnDuncan
06/21/23 5:07:29 PM
#21:


c'mon

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HairyQueen
06/21/23 5:08:38 PM
#22:


LincolnDuncan posted...
c'mon
Dude's a player

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Karovorak
06/21/23 5:09:52 PM
#23:


Never watched buffy

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Amy

Looks okay, but I have no idea
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HairyQueen
06/21/23 5:11:41 PM
#24:


Karovorak posted...
Never watched buffy
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/6/AAfFpMAAElru.jpg

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Karovorak
06/21/23 5:12:29 PM
#25:


HairyQueen posted...
<Rat>

Well, if that's the only downside, that's okay, the image I found was much cuter.
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mach25687
06/21/23 5:12:30 PM
#26:


F it.

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HairyQueen
06/21/23 5:14:24 PM
#27:


mach25687 posted...
F it.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/2/8/AAfFpMAAElrw.jpg

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HairyQueen
06/21/23 5:14:55 PM
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Karovorak posted...
Well, if that's the only downside, that's okay, the image I found was much cuter.
She's very pretty when not turned into a rat

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jumi
06/21/23 7:02:00 PM
#29:


Post.

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pegusus123456
06/21/23 7:03:38 PM
#30:


jumi posted...
Post.

Darla. Could be worse.

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HairyQueen
06/21/23 7:03:39 PM
#31:


jumi posted...
Post.
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meralonne
06/21/23 7:04:40 PM
#32:


My wife will be angry with me for sleeping with

Faith

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HairyQueen
06/21/23 7:06:12 PM
#33:


pegusus123456 posted...
Darla. Could be worse.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/5/AAfFpMAAEltH.jpg

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action52
06/21/23 7:29:09 PM
#34:


Let's see if I have better luck tonight.

Edit: Drusilla

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Well hopefully she'd make me happy before she killed me


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MorbidFaithless
06/21/23 7:40:08 PM
#36:


So many hot guys on that show... come on!!

Got the Master. Literally could be worse.

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Ratchetrockon
06/21/23 7:40:27 PM
#37:


Ok

I got 17

I don't really want to sleep with him tho

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HairyQueen
06/21/23 7:41:55 PM
#39:


Only cowards delete their posts in a seconds topic fyi

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Compsognathus
06/21/23 7:43:23 PM
#40:


These topics feel like a callback to a bygone era.

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Shotgunnova
06/22/23 1:03:50 AM
#41:


lskdjf

EDIT: Dammit.

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pegusus123456
06/22/23 1:05:42 AM
#42:


Shotgunnova posted...
lskdjf

EDIT: Dammit.
Why are you mad? Ethan is probably amazing in bed, there's got to be a reason Giles didn't just kill him.

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BurmesePenguin
06/22/23 1:06:44 AM
#43:


26 26 26 plz

Edit not bad.

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HairyQueen
06/22/23 1:10:33 AM
#44:


pegusus123456 posted...
Why are you mad? Ethan is probably amazing in bed, there's got to be a reason Giles didn't just kill him.
He got Clem lol

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pegusus123456
06/22/23 1:38:05 AM
#45:


HairyQueen posted...
He got Clem lol
Oh, I misread the fuck outta that.

Well.

We know Clem eats pussy, maybe that translates to eating ass.

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Purple_Cheetah
06/22/23 1:50:12 AM
#46:


I haven't ever seen the show so I guess I'm in for a surprise...

Spike. He seems ok, but I'm probably wrong.
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pegusus123456
06/22/23 2:07:47 AM
#47:


Purple_Cheetah posted...
I haven't ever seen the show so I guess I'm in for a surprise...

Spike. He seems ok, but I'm probably wrong.
Probably top five options assuming the bad guys aren't going to kill you

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BurmesePenguin
06/22/23 2:13:15 AM
#48:


Not even gay and Id let Spike chuff me

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HairyQueen
06/22/23 3:11:35 PM
#49:


Let's rollllllll for tonight

sigh

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HairyQueen
06/22/23 3:12:28 PM
#50:


BurmesePenguin posted...
Id let Spike chuff me
This is the default position for everyone

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Crimsoness
06/22/23 3:12:41 PM
#51:


We'll see

I don't remember this character ._.

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HairyQueen
06/22/23 3:14:05 PM
#52:


Crimsoness posted...
We'll see

I don't remember this character ._.
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