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Billyionaire
06/17/23 12:17:05 PM
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What behaviors do you do and not do, what things do you talk about to other people. Think Destroy All Humans but violence isn't the answer

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Irony
06/17/23 12:17:28 PM
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Mustache

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DarkMinun
06/17/23 12:18:26 PM
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I can't even figure out how to blend in as a human.

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R1masher
06/17/23 12:19:04 PM
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take selfies

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HudGard
06/17/23 12:21:25 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/6/0/1/AACrrZAAEk3x.jpg

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divot1338
06/17/23 12:22:10 PM
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New York City

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MedeaLysistrata
06/17/23 12:22:22 PM
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Go to college

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s0nicfan
06/17/23 12:23:26 PM
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BBQ sauce on a bookshelf
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vycebrand2
06/17/23 12:25:31 PM
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Sweet baby rays too. Gross. Who eats that.

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Irony
06/17/23 12:26:23 PM
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vycebrand2 posted...
Sweet baby rays too. Gross. Who eats that.
Humans

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bfslick50
06/17/23 12:27:55 PM
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Id get a hat

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Sexypwnstar
06/17/23 12:29:15 PM
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Buy a gun

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Giacomo_Hawkins
06/17/23 12:30:32 PM
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Billyionaire posted...
Think Destroy All Humans but violence isn't the answer

Become a pharmacist and distribute valium.

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Bishop_Hastur
06/17/23 12:32:35 PM
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I'd call myself Ford Prefect, and claim I'm an out of work actor.

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itachi15243
06/17/23 12:34:02 PM
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Assuming I look human enough to disguise myself.

Buy some decent dress clothing and act really polite until people get close, then act awkwardly upset/nervous. Set up some social media and pick a couple hobbies and skills that are known to welcome people, and some that are based somewhere in science. Also, maybe one nerdy one like video games or dnd.

After I'm a weekend raver, begginer programmer, and competing at local tournaments I'll start picking my friends carefully from the pool of "there could be alien life but probably isn't" crowd, to the yeah, "any alien life is only gonna be bacteria" crowd. This is when I "peak" and start "coming out of my shell"

After that, I get a job and slowly and carefully select more friends as I climb the corporate ladder or otherwise continue as necessary.

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FortuneCookie
06/17/23 12:34:23 PM
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By laying as many human women as possible.
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apolloooo
06/17/23 12:34:45 PM
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Shapeshift into a cat

Start a youtube channel starring myself

???

Profit

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MedeaLysistrata
06/17/23 12:35:29 PM
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Bishop_Hastur posted...
I'd call myself Ford Prefect, and claim I'm an out of work actor.
This is my new alibi

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Smackems
06/17/23 12:41:10 PM
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Be a LIBRUL

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