Current Events > A billion dollars but you have to live in North Korea for 2 years

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Pikachuchupika
06/09/23 12:34:20 PM
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Would you do it?


You live there for 2 years. You have to live by whatever rules they have there. They also know about why you're doing this so this may or may not change their treatment of you. You get a billion dollars if you manage to get through the 2 years.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
06/09/23 12:35:19 PM
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Pikachuchupika posted...
They also know about why you're doing this so this may or may not change their treatment of you. You get a billion dollars if you manage to get through the 2 years.

So I get tortured and kidnapped and extorted and NK gets $2b?

No thanks.

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FolkenRawr
06/09/23 12:35:29 PM
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They also know about why you're doing this

Hard pass.

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MedeaLysistrata
06/09/23 12:35:38 PM
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I'd pretty much have to consider this

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Smashingpmkns
06/09/23 12:35:52 PM
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Sure

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Prismsblade
06/09/23 12:35:57 PM
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Under these rules there's nothing stopping them from just immediately throwing me into the gulag and seizing all my assets because why not?

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Ratchetrockon
06/09/23 12:36:30 PM
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Sure

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ellis123
06/09/23 12:41:25 PM
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Prismsblade posted...
Under these rules there's nothing stopping them from just immediately throwing me into the gulag and seizing all my assets because why not?
Because you wouldn't have the assets until it's all over and you wouldn't be able to obtain the money while still in NK due to sanctions and the like. Thus they really wouldn't ever be able to have access to your money.

The gulag bit, however, is totally fair game.

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Robot2600
06/09/23 1:05:04 PM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
So I get tortured and kidnapped and extorted and NK gets $2b?

No thanks.


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TerraSeeker
06/09/23 1:07:46 PM
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Does this mean I'll get a North Korean bride for being their honored guest?

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Prismsblade
06/09/23 1:27:00 PM
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ellis123 posted...
Because you wouldn't have the assets until it's all over and you wouldn't be able to obtain the money while still in NK due to sanctions and the like. Thus they really wouldn't ever be able to have access to your money.

The gulag bit, however, is totally fair game.
Idk about anyone else but I wouldn't be planning to move their with just the clothes on my back and a Amercian flag.

But while I still expect them to maybe they won't lock me up immediately at least? That and I could come up with some BS lie about promising them portions of the cash if they don't make my life hell.

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BurmesePenguin
06/09/23 1:27:37 PM
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@Averagejoel

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andel
06/09/23 1:46:59 PM
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hell nah not if they know about the plan. if it was completely anonymous maybe, but definitely not under those circumstances

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Pikachuchupika
06/09/23 2:15:37 PM
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A lot of yes votes. Wow.
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