Current Events > DNA test proves former WWE star is NOT Lauren Boebert's father

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https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-laughs-off-dna-test-proving-ex-wrestler-not-her-father-1804328

Lauren Boebert has confirmed former wrestling star Stan Lane is not her biological father, as her mother had asserted, after the results of a second paternity test were returned on May 11.

In a statement the House Republican noted she had "never publicly claimed he was my father," before joking "the Toby Keith song, 'Who's Your Daddy' hits a bit differently now."

Boebert has emerged as one of the most outspoken figures on the Republican right, since first being elected to represent Colorado's third congressional district in November 2020. A fervent Donald Trump supporter, she narrowly defeated Democratic challenger Adam Frisch to secure reelection in 2022.

Shawn Roberts Bentz, the Colorado Republican's mother, had a short-lived relationship with Lane during the 1980s. Following Boebert's birth in 1986, Bentz tried to claim child support from Lane, who agreed to take part in a court ordered paternity test in 1990.

This concluded he wasn't the father, but some doubt was thrown on the result after it emerged the lab-worker who conducted the test had switched the results of an NFL player for $500, in an unrelated case.
When news of the alellged deception broke, more than two decades later, Lane agreed to take a second paternity test, with The Daily Beast reporting he gave Boebert "physical custody of the DNA sample" so there would be no doubt over the result.

In a statement sent to The Daily Beast, and wrestling website PWInsider.com, Lane commented: "The results came back on May 11, 2023. They were conclusive that I had a 0.0% chance of being the biological father.

"Once we both reviewed the results Lauren and I agreed that this matter is settled, and I accepted Lauren's apology on behalf of herself and her mother."

Describing the impact of the claim on him personally, he said: "This situation and the numerous false claims made against me over the years has been stressful for me and my family.

"I feel my otherwise good reputation has been tarnished considerably. I and other close members of my inner circle have been dragged into this as well."

He added: "I wish Lauren all the best in her future endeavors. If she continues the search for her biological father I hope she finds the answers she has been looking for."

Speaking to The Daily Beast, Boebert confirmed the result, commenting: "I can confirm that Stan Lane is not my biological father. I personally have never publicly claimed he was my fatherbut certainly, that allegation is out there."

Boebert was criticized for failing to vote on Wednesday against the debt-ceiling deal negotiated between President Joe Biden and House Speaker Kevin McCarthy, despite having spoken out against it publicly.

On Saturday, the Colorado Republican released a video on Twitter describing her non-vote as a "no-show protest" in response to the legislation being "shoved down our throats."

Shawn Roberts Bentz, the Colorado Republican's mother, had a short-lived relationship with Lane during the 1980s. Following Boebert's birth in 1986, Bentz tried to claim child support from Lane,

No bueno.

Shawn Roberts Bentz, the Colorado Republican's mother, had a short-lived relationship with Lane during the 1980s. Following Boebert's birth in 1986, Bentz tried to claim child support from Lane,

The grift started early.

Sweet Stan remains blameless

Stan dodged a fucking missile lmao

Well guess that rules out hereditary chairshots for the reason Boebert is so fucking stupid.

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GranolaPanic posted...

Stan Lane just be relieved to have not fathered that idiot.

Jagr_68 posted...

Stan dodged a fucking missile lmao

Can you imagine having her in the family? Her mother sounds like a piece of work too.

*throws a chair*

I am glad that a member of my favorite tag team (The Midnight Express) didn't spawn someone so godawful. Maybe her father is actually Steve Keirn and they got the wrong fabulous one.

So she doesn't know who her actual father is? Party of family Values, amirite?

Did the WWE guy break into a dance afterwards

Kitt posted...

So she doesn't know who her actual father is? Party of family Values, amirite?

Oh, her family is something else. Her husband is a weenie wagger who got her pregnant at 15.

This has always been a shitty angle to attack her with anyway.

Then again maybe her father was the fake Stan Lane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_uxHBGKM8w

Ivynn posted...

Did the WWE guy break into a dance afterwards

I like to imagine he did his little dance here:

https://youtu.be/-gggGRVve1g?t=14

Tenlaar posted...

This has always been a shitty angle to attack her with anyway.

If she wasn't a "family values" Republican and wasn't such a POS, people wouldn't be talking about it.

Kitt posted...

So she doesn't know who her actual father is? Party of family Values, amirite?

Course not, that's why she's trash and wants nothing more than to make other women struggle worse.

No wonder she slurp Trump

Regardless of who her father is, I think we can all agree there needed to be some birth control

The "shitty" thing was trying to grift the guy since 1986.

Obviously.
Boebert's father was an infected drain snake.

So, Ms. "Family Values" who is recently divorced and has no idea who her father is.

Can one person possibly project more?

Kitt posted...

So she doesn't know who her actual father is? Party of family Values, amirite?

Hypocrites they know they dont care

I can't imagine she has daddy issues