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AloneIBreak
06/03/23 6:17:05 PM
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Now its just pictures of the same kids over and over doing mundane shit like passing kindergarten or growing a few inches.

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Irony
06/03/23 6:18:25 PM
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The world was probably more interesting before everybody started having kids

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Waxitron_Gazer
06/03/23 6:21:06 PM
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once they hit like 3 or 4 y/o the image spam stops, from my experience.

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Waxitron_Gazer
06/03/23 6:21:47 PM
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that being said im glad all my friends had kids 3-4 years ago cuz it finally fucking stopped.

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YourBestFrenemy
06/03/23 6:24:10 PM
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The world was more interesting before Facebook even existed. You know, back when you actually had to interact with people irl.
Oh shit, I just dated myself. Doh!

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AloneIBreak
06/03/23 6:24:44 PM
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Waxitron_Gazer posted...
that being said im glad all my friends had kids 3-4 years ago cuz it finally fucking stopped.
It might just be my friends but a lot of them only post stuff about their kids. Its their whole gimmick now.

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Euripides
06/03/23 6:25:34 PM
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Facebook was more interesting when it wasn't 90% ads and "suggested for you" bullshit that you don't want to see

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AloneIBreak
06/03/23 8:37:50 PM
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There it is. Another kid just sitting there doing nothing and looking normal. Same face as always lol

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TheHoldSteady
06/03/23 8:46:20 PM
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half of my facebook friends list long-disappeared from the platform and their last posts were 10+ years ago. the rest who are left is just boomer memes and bible verses.

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Sufferedphoneix
06/03/23 8:50:49 PM
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Waxitron_Gazer posted...
once they hit like 3 or 4 y/o the image spam stops, from my experience.

Idk I got a CO worker I deleted off Facebook partially because she just had to post a picture of her daughter everyday. Literally. The pictures would be captioned shitblike "96th day of school"

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Zanzenburger
06/03/23 9:46:56 PM
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Euripides posted...
Facebook was more interesting when it wasn't 90% ads and "suggested for you" bullshit that you don't want to see
Oh man, I HATE the "Suggested for you" crap. My phones adblockers filter the fb ads, but they don't register the "suggested for you" posts as ads and therefore does not block them. And they show up 3xs as much as regular ads. Still havent found a way to get rid of them on my phone.

As for the topic at hand, when kids are all the parents have going for them, that's all they're gonna post about.

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